Genshin Impact: This person is mentally ill

Mond

The streets were a little deserted in the early morning.

Hu Yang came out of the hotel and walked to the Deer Hunter restaurant.

As soon as he left, a green figure sat down a step slower than him.

"..." Hu Yang: "You are not just waiting for me to come over to have a meal, are you?"

"Hey(?＞?＜?)" Wendy.

"Am I the kind of person who likes to eat rice? I'm waiting for you here because of the poison in your body."

"Do you think I believe you?"

The waiter on the side covered his mouth and snickered, and said: "You two are really in love."

The story about the two of them has long been spread throughout Mondstadt, and now more than half of the people in Mondstadt know their story. Some people have even written books and drawn comics for them.

Hu Yang took the menu, glanced at it and said, "Serve all the dishes above."

The waiter took the menu in surprise and said, "Sir, have you finished eating so much? You can't waste food just to show off in front of your lover."

Wendy said: "Miss, he has a huge appetite. Just serve it, we will definitely not waste it."

"Okay, but don't waste food."

Just as the waiter was about to leave, Hu Yang took out the endless wine bottle and handed it to him, saying: "Same as last time, pour as much as you have."

"Did the guests finish the drinks last time so quickly?! It's still the same as what your lover said. It seems that the guests will not waste food. I will serve you food now, but I'm afraid there are not as many drinks as last time. "

"It doesn't matter, I'll take it all."

"OK, just a second."

The waiter walked into the kitchen to announce.

On the opposite side, Wendy looked at Populus euphratica with a smile: "Polar euphratica~"

Hu Yang was quite speechless and said: "What are you doing? Do you know that you are smiling very obscenely now?"

"Hehe." Wendy rubbed her palms: "Pupulus euphratica, are we friends?"

"No."

"..., it really makes me sad when you say that. I thought we were friends (′△｀)."

"Speak directly if you have something to say."

"I'm short of money to drink."

"Go to the Rock God."

"I'm not familiar with Iwagami."

Populus euphratica: "..."

How dare you say that.

"Take off your clothes and I'll give you all the mora on me."

There was a sound of "Ahem!" from beside him.

The waiter placed the prepared dishes on the table and kindly reminded: "You two, although you are a couple, there are some things you cannot do in public."

Populus euphratica: "..."

He really didn't think much about it this time. He was just greedy for Wendy's clothes, not Wendy as a person.

Wendy winked at Populus euphratica from the opposite side (?＞?＜).

Hu Yang was a little depressed as he picked up the food that had just been served and poured it into his mouth regardless of whether it was hot or not.

snort!

This is what makes him depressed.

The dish that was eaten: (┯_┯)

After eating for about half an hour, an adventurer came over.

"Mr. Hu Yang, this is a letter from Lord Ningguang to you."

"Ningguang, what does she want from me?"

Hu Yang took the letter with his greasy palm and opened it to read.

He smiled broadly when he saw the contents of the letter.

No, the gift for Maura came just after Maura finished spending.

Wendy asked curiously: "Is it a good thing to smile so happily?"

"Someone bring me Mora."

"And this is a good thing."

"Of course, it doesn't matter who I am. In Liyue, I am loved by everyone and flowers bloom everywhere. It is common for someone to give me Morana."

If she hadn't known what Hu Yang had done, Wendy might have actually believed this: "That's not what Mr. Zhongli said."

"Do you believe what Zhong Li said? He is famous for being idle in Liyue. I can't believe what a person like him says."

"Really? Then I will go to Liyue and ask Mr. Zhongli when I have time."

"..." Hu Yang: "Wendy, let's just chat, don't take it seriously, otherwise you will lose me as a good friend."

After the meal, the two went to find a comfortable place outside Mondstadt to detoxify.

This detoxification only took ten minutes to complete.

"Okay, the poison has been cured for you."

"I feel like my body hasn't changed much."

"There is still a little bit of poison left. What changes do you want to make?" Wendy said.

"Hu Yang, what you just said still counts, right?"

"What?"

"Take off your clothes and give me all your morra."

"ai~" Hu Yang sighed, walked to the opposite side of Wendy, put his hands on Wendy's shoulders, and said disappointedly: "Wendy, we'd better have some moral integrity. You really disappoint me so much. You make me feel bad." Gods are a shameful thing.”

Wendy∑(￣□￣)

"Are you Populus euphratica?"

"Yes!"

Hu Yang pulled off the small cloak behind Wendy.

Seeing this behavior, Wendy said: "Okay, I'm sure you are Populus euphratica, where is Maura?"

"Give."

All the remaining mora on Hu Yang’s body was given to Wendy.

"Huh?" Wendy was a little confused when she looked at Maura, who had a total of more than 10,000 pieces in her hand.

"only these?"

"That's right, I had a treat at the tavern before, and I just had a big meal at the Deer Hunter Restaurant, so these are the only molas left." Hu Yang said. He said that he would give all the molas to Wendy. But very honest.

And I drank a lot of Wendy’s yesterday.

Wendy looked at the handful of change in her hand and wanted to cry.

"Don't be sad, I'll treat you to a drink when I make money."

"I'd better go out and sing."

[The host is so cruel to let my little daughter-in-law sell and sing to make money. I hope that one day my little one will not be arranged by the host to beg for food (???? ???) 嘤嘤嘤~】

"Xiao Yi, did you run out again?"

[Hmm, I went to Fontaine this time. I watched a drama there and also enjoyed the underwater world, as well as the Merlo Petersburg under the sea. It’s really big there and I don’t know how it was built.]

[Xiao Yi also saw the Water God, what a pitiful god, who bound himself to the god's throne]

[By the way, host, Xiao Yi has also found a subordinate for you. She has great potential. Xiao Yi has already asked her to come to Liyue. She will probably arrive in a while. Xiao Yi will not help, hehe]

"Great."

Hu Yang said goodbye to Wendy inwardly.

"Wendy, it's time for me to go back to Liyue. I'll treat you to a drink next time."

"Remember to bring me some wine from Liyue."

Hu Yang waved his hand and entered the "divine presence" state and flew to Liyue.

With the "God's Presence" state, Susanoo feels more cumbersome than usual.

It only took a moment for Populus euphratica to enter Liyue's realm.

Wangshu Inn

Zhongli, who was listening to a book, left his position and disappeared without anyone noticing.

over the salt of the earth

Populus euphratica, which was flying rapidly towards Liyue Port, suddenly stopped.

In front of him, a hooded figure in white blocked his way.

Hu Yang said: "Um... please give way."

"New god, this is the realm under my jurisdiction. I hope you will take a detour."

Hu Yang asked in his heart: "Xiao Yi, can I compete with Zhongli in my current state?"

[The host can just put on the laughing mask, but Xiao Yi does not recommend that the host does that]

Seeing Zhongli in front of him who was wearing a divine costume, Hu Yang felt an urge to fight with him. This urge forced him to take out the mask of laughter.