Genshin Impact: This person is mentally ill

"If it's not enough, let's drink Bawang wine together. Anyway, with our strength, who dares to ask us for wine money."

Wendy: "..."

You can run away, Liyue, but I can't...

"I'll treat you to it, but drink less, I don't have much."

"Wendy~"

"how?"

"You are such an embarrassment to the gods, and I am ashamed to be associated with you."

"Huh? Why did I embarrass the gods?"

"You can't even drink enough Mora. Isn't it a shame for a god? I think other gods will never be like you."

Wendy (っ╥╯﹏╰╥c), who can know the grievances in the baby's heart.

Why don't you tell your guest, he is also a god.

And there is that woman, Inazuma, who holds a knife all day long and doesn’t have a mora on her body.

There is also the little guy in Xumi who is in solitary confinement, and he doesn’t even have Mora.

Why do you just say that I am poor? I am obviously richer than several other gods.

"Speaking of which, Wendy, how is your relationship with our Liyue gods?"

"Old man, we have a good relationship. I often go to Liyue to have a drink with him."

"Then you are still so poor. Our god in Liyue is the creator of Mora. Since you have a good relationship with him, you can just borrow some Mora and spend it all. You don't know how to take advantage of your relationship."

Wendy: "..., I don't think your rock god in Liyue has Mora."

Hu Yang looked at Wendy with disdain: "Who would believe what you say?"

Wendy felt sad in her heart, who could understand his helplessness.

While walking and chatting, the two soon arrived at the gate of Mondstadt.

When he first came to Mondstadt, he entered Mondstadt casually as a stranger, but this time Hu Yang was already acquainted with Mondstadt, but he was stopped outside the city.

"What do you mean, why don't you let me in?"

The member of the Knights said: "Sir, you are a special person. We have to report it to the superiors before we can let you in."

"Wendy, do you know what kind of special person you are?" Hu Yang looked at Wendy.

Wendy shook her head and said, "I'm afraid it was you who caused trouble last time."

"What trouble did I get into? I just grabbed some snacks. What does that mean? I heard that there is a demolition expert in Mondstadt. If she can enter the city, why can't I?" Hu Yang thought to himself, a group of related households.

Keli: Are you talking about Keli?

"Captain Kaia is here!"

Kaia came from a distance.

Hu Yang waved to Kaiya who was coming and shouted: "Master Kaiya!"

Seeing Hu Yangkaiya's obvious mouth twitching, why did this guy come to Mondstadt? How long has it been since he returned to Liyue?

"Little brother Hu Yang, long time no see. I wonder what you have brought to Mondstadt this time."

Hu Yang asked with a puzzled look on his face: "Do I still need to report this kind of thing when entering Mondstadt? Isn't Mondstadt called the city of freedom? Why is it that we have more control than Liyue?"

Kaia had a smile on his face and said: "For other people, Mondstadt is naturally a city of freedom, but because you caused some trouble in Mondstadt last time, we need to know in advance what you are going to do. So that you don’t bring trouble to Mondstadt.”

"I'm going to the tavern for a drink. Master Kaiya, do you want to treat me?"

Kaiya's heart ached when he heard the word "drink". The damn Populus euphratica asked him to treat him to a drink last time, which caused his small treasury to be saved in the past few years to be reduced by half.

"I spent all the money on the last treat. If you want to drink, you should pay for it yourself." After saying that, Kaia said to the surrounding guards: "Let them in."

"Don't leave in a hurry, Master Kaiya." Hu Yang stepped forward to stop Kaiya who was about to leave.

"Let's go to the pub for a drink. I'll treat you."

Kaiya shook his head and refused: "Thank you, little brother, but I am on duty and cannot drink."

"Master Kaiya, are you really not going? Ai~, I was still thinking that if I drank and exploded my stomach, Master Kaiya could still take me to the hospital for treatment in time."

Kaia: This is a threat! It's a threat!

"I think I can go."

"You can't drink while on duty, right?"

"I take a leave."

"What a good brother of mine. Let's go, Wendy, follow me, let's go drink!"

Angel's Gift Tavern

"You two can drink whatever you want." Hu Yang said generously.

"Bartender, bring me two bottles of apple juice."

The bartender said: "Wait a moment."

When waiting, Hu Yang asked: "Your boss Diluc is not here today?"

"Mr. Diluc is resting on the second floor. Sir, are you looking for Mr. Diluc?" said the bartender.

"Well, please tell me that Kaiya has been kidnapped by a hero named Hu Yang, and tell him to slow down, or I will gouge out Kaiya's eyes and make them drink."

Kaia: The free drink in my mouth suddenly no longer tastes good.

The bartender got drinks for several people and then went upstairs to call Diluc.

At this time, Diluc on the second floor was checking the tavern bill.

bangbang!

"Master, there is a guest below who wants to see you."

"Who?"

"It was the gentleman who asked Mr. Kaiya to treat me that night."

"It's him."

Diluc stopped, put down his account book and pushed open the door.

Step, step, step...

Hu Yang raised his glass to Diluc who was coming down the stairs and said, "Master Diluc is here. Come, have a drink. I'll treat you."

"No need, I'll pay for Mr. Hu's drinks."

Hu Yang smiled cheerfully and said: "Hahaha, Mr. Diluc is so grand. Did you two hear that Mr. Diluc is treating me to this dinner? Thank you very much."

Wendy hugged the two bottles of wine and said with a smile: "Thank you, Master Diluc."

He looked like a god, and even Hu Yang felt embarrassed.

He is also a god now. By doing this, Wendy not only disgraced herself but also disgraced the god. Ai~, what kind of god is this?

Wendy╭n╮（￣▽￣）╭n╮

Hu Yang showed a friendly smile on his face and took out the endless wine bottle: "Hey, Master Diluc, do you think I can take a bottle of wine with me?"

Wendy cast a greedy look, wow! The endless wine bottle that I have longed for!

"No."

"Master Diluc, you are too stingy. I despise you (︶︿︶)=convex"

Diluc said lightly: "Some time ago, I heard that a gentleman with a wine gourd went to the Deer Hunter restaurant to buy juice. He used a gourd to fill all the juice in the Deer Hunter restaurant."

"Why are you like Ning Guang? You people who play with intelligence are so annoying." Hu Yang pouted his lips dissatisfied.

Each of these people who play with intelligence are better than the last. Fortunately, he doesn't play with scheming, but only plays with strength, otherwise he would be beaten by these people.

Diluc took the wine glass, poured himself a glass of low-alcohol wine, and said, "I don't know what Mr. Hu Yang wants from me."

Hu Yang secretly picked up a bottle of wine and poured it into the endless wine flask, and asked: "What does Mr. Diluc think of my strength?"

"Weird." Diluc said: "The method you used to injure Kaiya is very strange."

"Is this a compliment?"

"Forget it, I'm not sure about your strength."

"Haha, thank you Mr. Diluc for the compliment. Actually, I came to Mr. Diluc because I wanted to compete with Mr. Diluc."

"I'm not interested in such a meaningless competition."