Genshin Impact: This person is mentally ill

On stage

"Everyone, let me talk about the finale performance I have prepared for you."

"Please look at me carefully!"

Susanoo!

Populus euphratica summoned Susanoo and flew to the moon.

It was obviously getting further and further away, but Susanoo didn't shrink at all in the eyes of everyone.

Soon, the blue giant came to the full moon. He stretched out his hand to hold the moon and made a shot-put throwing gesture, and threw the full moon towards Liyue Port.

The full moon magnified in the eyes of everyone in Liyue Harbor, just like the meteorite that night.

In just a moment, the shadow of the full moon covered the entire Liyue, yes, not just Liyue Port, but the entire Liyue.

The full moon stopped a thousand meters high in the sky.

Click! Click——

Cracks appeared on the full moon, and the next moment the full moon exploded in mid-air, turning into a sky full of stars.

This is of course not over yet.

Starlight fell from the sky, and tens of meters above the ground, the starlight turned into blood-filled mouths biting at the humans below.

"Woo-??(?′Д｀?)??"

"Wow!!????(＞д＜;)????"

Some children were frightened by this sudden scene.

Not only monsters, but also internal organs and broken limbs were scattered all over the place.

Although it was an illusion, it did not cause any real harm to the people of Liyue, but psychological harm was inevitable.

Especially for children, this year's Lantern Festival will cast a shadow over their lives.

Hu Yang walked off the stage, but his performance was not over.

Since he has decided to make his performance the last performance of the Sea Lantern Festival, he will definitely do it.

At this time, the illusion of stumps and broken arms still remained on the ground. Some people who were feeling unwell had gone home one after another. There were fewer people on the streets. The only ones left were adults and some children with psychological problems.

As soon as Hu Yang stepped off the stage, he was stopped by Ningguang, Uncle Tian and a group of Qianyan troops.

"Master Hu, today is Liyue's annual Lantern Festival. What you did is a bit excessive."

Hu Yang said with a smile: "Hey, I think I did a pretty good job. It was so boring that the previous years' Hai Lantern Festival remained the same. Look at this year's Hai Lantern Festival, it will definitely be remembered by everyone."

Ning Guang:......

Many people remember it, but it’s just not a good impression.

Hu Yang said: "What does Lord Ningguang think of my Zhongli? Are you interested in marrying Mr. Zhongli?"

"Little brother, this is not what we are talking about to you now." Uncle Tian cupped his hands towards Populus euphratica and said politely: "Little brother, please let these things around you dissipate and don't ruin this year's Hai Lantern Festival."

Hu Yang dodged and said, "Old man, I can't bear your gift."

After saying that, he turned to look at Ningguang and said, "Lord Ningguang, do you think if I collect these things, can I be absolved of the crime of jumping in line just now?"

"Compared to these, those are small things."

"The contract has been made, Lord Ningguang, please do not regret it."

Hu Yang took away the surrounding environment, and he would take back these illusions if Ning Guang didn't say anything.

Those real stumps, broken arms, and disemboweled human bodies were really unappetizing. He would have to eat later, so he couldn't stand it.

Ugh~

This time I made myself sick.

"I hope Mr. Hu won't make any more mistakes." Ningguang warned and left with a group of Qianyan troops.

After the illusion was lifted, the performance on the stage continued, but...

The people around could not see the performance on the stage at all. They only saw a few dolls in there "Makabaka", "Nigubigu", "Usidisi"...

That's right, Populus euphratica played "Garden Baby" to the surrounding audience for free for everyone to enjoy.

He definitely means well this time!

He could swear.

The scene just now must have brought psychological shadow to many people, especially children, and this "Garden Baby" is designed to cleanse people's inner shadows.

"Makabaka!"

He used to have a roommate who watched ghost movies at night to avoid nightmares, and watched "Garden Babies" to purify his inner fears (it was his roommate, definitely not him).

"This Makabaka is so stupid that he can't even move a stone."

Seeing Hu Yang looking at the dolls on the stage with relish, Xingqiu felt ashamed and said, "I didn't expect Mr. Hu to still have such a childishness in his heart."

Populus euphratica exposed Xingqiu's neck and said with a smile: "Oh, sister Xingqiu, you must have a childlike heart, otherwise you will grow old quickly."

Xingqiu corrected helplessly: "Master Hu, Xingqiu is a man."

Hu Yang pretended not to hear this, and mysteriously leaned into Xingqiu's ear and said, "Sister Xingqiu, what do you think of my Zhongli?"

He looked like he obviously wanted to discuss it with Xingqiu, but everyone around him could hear his voice.

Xingqiu said: "King Qing Zhongli is very knowledgeable, which makes me admire you."

"Okay!" Populus euphratica suddenly said loudly, startling Xingqiu.

"You heard it all, Hutao."

"Ah?" Hutao turned her head in confusion. She was looking at Makabaka carefully just now and didn't hear anything.

Hu Yang said: "Miss Xingqiu thinks our guest Zhongli is a good guest. Tomorrow you go to Feiyun Chamber of Commerce to propose marriage to their second lady on Zhongli's behalf."

"no!"

"Um……"

Hu Yang looked at Chongyun with squinted eyes: "Why can't little brother Chongyun? Could it be that Sister Xingqiu is my sweetheart?"

"No...no!" A wisp of white smoke rose from Chongyun's nervous forehead: "Because Xingqiu is a man."

Hu Tao nodded and said: "Yes, brother, Xingqiu is a man, how can he be with Zhongli Keqing?"

"Hu Tao~, the second lady of Feiyun Chamber of Commerce is not short of money. If Zhongli marries Xingqiu, wouldn't we..."

Hutao (′??w??｀): "Sister Xingqiu is very good. I support Zhongli as a guest! Zhongli, this hall master is optimistic about you."

Zhongli: "..."

Now he just wants to find a place to be quiet.

After thousands of years, this was the first time he encountered such a scene that made him feel powerless.

Chongyun could only look at Xingqiu: "Xingqiu..."

Xingqiu took a few steps back and distanced himself from Chongyun.

Hu Yang dubbed from the side: "Chongyun, don't look at me like this, I'm afraid brother Zhongli will misunderstand."

Xingqiu: "..."

"Young Master Hu, that's enough. Xingqiu likes women, and there is no good way to break up with them."

Hu Yang said coquettishly: "Sister Xingqiu, you'd better look at Chongyun, he seems very sad."

Xingqiu and Chongyun: "..."

Hu Tao and Xin Yan kept scanning Xingqiu and Chongyun with their big eyes.

"Hu Tao, do you think they are fake?"

Hu Tao answered the question: "It would be great if Zhongli could really marry Xingqiu."

Xin Yan: "Wouldn't Chongyun be very sad?"

Hu Tao asked doubtfully: "What does this have to do with Chongyun?"

"Don't you see that Chongyun is interested in Xingqiu?"

"Wow! Then Zhongli doesn't have another opponent. No, I will go to Feiyun Chamber of Commerce tomorrow to help Zhongli propose marriage. This is a major event for Zhongli's guest. As the hall leader, I will not let him down!" Hu Tao was full of confidence.

"..." Xin Yan: "Aren't you doing it for Mora?"

"No! This is all for Zhongli!"

"Hall Master, it is up to Zhongli himself to decide on Zhongli Jue's matter."

"Okay, guest Zhongli, let's go to Feiyun Chamber of Commerce together tomorrow."

"..." Zhongli, is that what I mean?