Genshin Impact: This person is mentally ill
Chapter 53 Oops, where should I cut next?
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Two figures stood facing each other on a hillside.
"For Li Yue, you are a restless factor. Tonight, I will erase this restless factor from you."
Hearing Ye Lan's cold words, Hu Yang felt sad for a while: "Why am I the restless factor? Isn't it just to have fun? Miss Ye Lan needs to know that people are destined to live and die, and the things I do may also be the same. Follow destiny.”
"Hmph! That's ridiculous!"
“It’s also true to be wrong.”
Whoosh!
The blue arrow flew past the corner of Populus euphratica's eyes, and strands of hair fell away.
"Huh~, it's so dangerous, so dangerous." Hu Yang patted his chest with concern, looked at Ye Lan opposite, and shouted: "Smelly woman, you are really a murderer!"
The arrow Yelan just shot was obviously aimed at his head. If he hadn't reacted quickly, he would have been shot in the head.
I don't know if he can repair an arrow stuck in his head.
【Can the host try it (o^^o)?】
[Be careful, host, the arrow is coming again]
Whoosh whoosh! ! !
Blue arrows shot over densely.
"It's really troublesome."
A blue skeleton emerged around Populus euphratica to resist all arrows.
Breaking arrow!
boom! ! !
Blue arrows exploded on the skeleton like cannonballs.
Hu Yang took half a step back.
"I'll go with my skills."
boom!
boom!
boom!
The game-breaking arrows were fired continuously, and Populus euphratica's body continued to retreat, with cracks appearing on the skeleton.
"Look at me, the clone technique!"
One point two, two points four, four points eight, eight points sixteen...
Soon, countless Populus euphratica surrounded Yelan.
however……
Hu Yang looked at the arrow pointed at him with a forced smile on his face.
"Xiao Yi, this Mirror Flower and Water Moon seems useless."
[Flower in the Mirror, Moon in the Water is just an illusion like a mirage. Although the other party cannot distinguish between true and false, they can see the elemental power clearly]
"I understand, this thing is useless to people with the Eye of God."
[nonono, it’s not useless, it just depends on how the host uses it]
"Hehe, I understand~"
Populus euphratica puts away the mirror and the moon.
shoot!
The game-breaking arrow shot again, and the exploding water elemental force broke through the skeleton. Populus euphratica spurted out a mouthful of blood and flew backwards uncontrollably.
"Cough-cough-"
Populus euphratica coughed twice, and blood spurted out of his throat.
He lay helpless on the ground and said desperately: "I lost. If Miss Ye Lan wants my life, take it."
He was answered with another arrow, this one hitting his heart.
"You... are so cruel..."
After speaking tremblingly, Populus euphratica lay on the ground and never moved.
Yelan didn't get close, but shot a few more arrows.
Beside the corpse, Populus euphratica, who used the mirror, flowers and water to hide his figure, took a breath of cold air and said to himself: "I'll go! This woman is too cruel, she whips the corpse even after the person is dead."
Ye Lan put away her bow and arrows and approached the body of "Populus euphratica".
When she reached out and touched the body on the ground, she immediately realized something was wrong and backed away quickly.
However, she still took a step slowly, and a dagger swiped across her shoulder.
The corpse on the ground also turned into a mass of human-shaped flowers and grass.
"Hehe, I got it." Hu Yang stuck out his tongue and licked a little of the blood on the knife, and asked Xiao Yi to help save the rest.
Yelan covered the wound and frowned: "The knife is poisonous?"
Hu Yang rolled his eyes and said rather speechlessly: "..., the knife is poisonous. Why should I lick it? I'm not mentally ill."
"Miss Ye Lan, let me perform a show for you."
"Dang Dang Dang! Look, this is a dagger." A new dagger appeared in Hu Yang's hand.
"Then……"
He put the dagger on his face and cut off a piece of flesh on his face without ceremony.
At the same time, Ye Lan felt pain on her face, and a piece of flesh on her right cheek fell off, and her beautiful face became bloody.
Yelan caught the fallen flesh and blood, with a hint of panic in her eyes.
"what have you done!"
"It's nothing. I just felt a little uncomfortable with the flesh on my right cheek, so I cut it off. The law of Liyue doesn't say you can't cut your own flesh with a knife, right? By the way, Miss Yelan, I'll take it. Where can I come down and cut it?"
Hu Yang pointed at himself with the dagger: "I see that Miss Yelan's fingers are so flexible when pulling the bow. My fingers seem to be useless. Since they are useless, let's keep them and chop them off."
puff!
Four fingers fell to the ground.
Ye Lan was sweating profusely in pain.
"Oops, I really don't like the missing fingers. Where should I chop next? Miss Yelan, can you give me some advice? I can't think of where to chop at the moment. I have a headache." Hu Yang covered his head with a look. Can't think of a problem.
[For primary school students, it is recommended to cut off the fingers first, then the toes, wrists, ankles, arms, calves, shoulders, thighs...]
"Xiaoyi, you are so perverted."
There was a shout in the distance.
"Yelan!"
Whoosh!
Then a cold arrow shot at Populus euphratica's feet.
The chill from the arrow made him shiver.
Hu Yang was not afraid, but was thinking: "It's so cold. Can this arrow be used as a freezer in summer?"
Two figures emerged from the darkness.
It's Ningguang, and Ganyu comes with Ningguang.
Ning Guang came to Ye Lan and saw the right side of Ye Lan's face that had been shaved off. He covered his mouth and said, "Ye Lan, your face."
"It's okay, just a minor injury." Ye Lan shook her head, and then said, "I'm sorry Ning Guang, I failed."
"I told you I wouldn't let you come."
"I also said that I will protect Li Yue."
The person who was wrong in this matter was Hu Yang after all, but for Hu Yang, it was wrong. He admitted that he was wrong, but so what?
Come and kill me?
Even if you can kill me, I admit it, but if you can't kill me~, hehe, then just wait for bad luck.
He never thinks that he is a good person. No matter where it is the most difficult to be a good person, he can be kind to those who are good to him. As for those strangers, that is beyond his control.
Everyone sweeps the snow in front of their own door, and don't care about other people's frost.
If he could exchange other people's pain for his own happiness, would he be willing to do so?
Now Hu Yang would answer this way: "What a fair deal, only a fool would not change it."
【Thumbs up! 】
I had enough disguises in my previous life, now I’m going to pretend again in this life! (If you don’t have the strength, you still have to pretend. After all, if you lose your life, you’ll lose everything (/w\))
Ningguang walked towards Hu Yang but was stopped by Ye Lan.
"Don't worry, I don't think Mr. Hu will hurt me for no reason."
Hu Yang opened his mouth and echoed: "That's right, not everyone is a villain who likes to sneak attacks."
"Mr. Hu, this is not the first time we have met. Ning Guang will not use polite words."
"Sir Tianquan, speak directly. I don't like to beat around the bush."
Ningguang said with a stern face: "Then Ningguang will tell you directly, Mr. Hu, does he know how much Li Yue has lost due to what you did?"
"Several hundred million molas."
"Master Hu created a total of 53,257,367,000 molas."
"More than 50 billion?" Hu Yang twitched the corner of his mouth. It would be great if this was given to him.
"Master Tianquan is not trying to trick me, right?"
Ningguang took out a bill and handed it over.
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