Genshin Impact: This person is mentally ill

Chapter 37 Gourmet Table Runner

[The host does not need to upgrade the idol if he does not want it]

"No, I want it. It would be even better if it could release the Eyes of God."

【sure///)】

"Xiao Yi, this is really an ordinary statue."

【Yes】

Xiao Yi: Before the upgrade, it was definitely an ordinary statue. Xiao Yi swears (?w?) hiahiahia

"Okay, let's continue with the drawing, ten draws in a row."

Ten streams of light fell.

There is still a guaranteed one gold, and there are also three purples and six whites.

Bai's skill came out this time.

Aim: Lock on target

Locking on the target does not mean hitting the target, it only allows your sight to find the opponent's weakness faster.

In gaming terms, increases critical hit chance.

Three purples, there is a teleportation stone pillar.

[(Purple) Death Bird: Predict Death]

[(Golden) Endless Wine Flask: Can hold the water source of the entire Teyvat continent, has one hundred independent spaces, cannot hold living creatures]

"It's okay this time, but it's a bit worse than the first two ten consecutive draws. Let's take the last four draws together."

The last four draws, two purple and two white

The white ones are two pieces of garbage equipment, a jacket and a pair of trousers.

[(Purple) Costume Upgrade Volume]

[(Purple) Gourmet Tablecloth·Modification: Choose any kind of food every day, you can change it infinitely

Tip: Please save food, otherwise the gourmet tablecloth will fail】

“Do you want to cut the beautiful food table runner too?”

[Host, food is not created out of thin air]

"Isn't it better if I save food? Xiaoyi, see if you can remove the restriction that it can only be changed into one kind of food. You will get tired of eating one kind of food."

[Does the host really want to change? 】

"What do you mean?"

[Gourmet tablecloth·Modification: You can randomly change any food, no upper limit, please pay attention to save food, otherwise it will strike]

Hu Yang already understood Xiao Yi's temperament, and he read every word carefully.

The word "random" made him give up changing the gourmet tablecloth.

"Forget it, that's it."

[Host, are you going to use Xiao Yi’s universal lottery machine to draw Mora next?\^O^/]

"Xiaoyi, you are so strange. Now that I have food, drink, and a place to live, what do you want Moura to do?"

[Host, 嘤嘤嘤...]

[The host bullies Xiaoyi again (?o ? o?)]

"Moura needs it too. You tell me how much I can smoke. If I'm satisfied, I'll smoke."

[Ten rough stones and one million molas (=^▽^=)]

"Too little, more, five million."

[Host, Xiaoyi won’t play anymore<(`^′)>】

[Ten rough stones and five million molas, host, are you dreaming? Ten rough stones and one million molas have made Xiao Yi lose money. The original price was ten rough stones and one hundred thousand molas. The current price is still Xiao Yi’s private money to give to the host. Pay the difference]

"Okay, okay, ten rough stones and one million are fine. The remaining 155 rough stones will be replaced by Mora."

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining 15 million Mora?(?^o^?)?]

Exit the mental space.

Hu Yang stretched and turned to look at Zhongli: "Let's go, Mr. Zhongli. We need to find a place to solve the problem of accommodation tonight."

Moran can save everything, so he naturally has to live outside tonight.

But he still needed to buy some drinks before leaving town.

Zhongli picked up Wendy and the three of them set off.

First I went to the tavern to buy some wine, then I went to the Deer Hunter restaurant to buy some juice, spending 100,000 molas.

Then the three of them left Mondstadt.

While passing by the bridge, Hu Yang saw a very familiar mission, "Pigeon Friend" Timmy.

He wanted to shoot an arrow and harvest the pigeon leg meat, but unfortunately he was not an archer.

By the time they walked over, the pigeons had already flown away.

Timmy looked at Hu Yang, and then his eyes became wary, protecting the unfinished bread in his arms.

Hu Yang's mouth twitched when he saw Timmy's behavior. Really, is he that kind of person?

"Kid, are you alone?"

"You...don't come over!"

With a friendly smile on his face, Hu Yang walked towards Timmy step by step: "Don't be afraid, kids, my brother is a good person."

"You're talking nonsense. You're obviously a big-mouthed monster who specializes in snatching snacks from children!"

"Big... big mouth monster?"

Hu Yang pulled his mouth with both hands and looked at Zhongli: "Zhongli, do you think I look like a big-mouthed monster?"

Zhong Li shook his head and said, "This is just a rumor among the children in Mondstadt. You don't need to worry about it."

"I'm very concerned about it. This nickname is too unpleasant. I don't like it." Hu Yang pouted angrily.

Then he looked at Timmy and showed an eight-tooth smile: "Kids, I look forward to our next meeting~"

After leaving Mondstadt, the three of Hu Yang walked eastward along the main road and arrived at Fengqi Land.

After walking for about ten minutes, Populus euphratica stopped and found a high place to observe the surrounding situation.

After confirming that there were no monsters, he prepared to use necromancy.

"Psychic Wood Release: The Four-Pillar Family's Technique!"

A wooden house over six meters high rises from the ground.

Zhongli whispered: "The power outside the Teyvat continent."

Hu Yang opened the wooden door and walked into the wooden house.

This is a two-story wooden house.

There is a living room in the middle, three rooms on the left, three on the right and two in the front upstairs, a total of eight rooms.

Below are three rooms on the left, three rooms on the right, and a larger room with seven rooms in the front.

The wooden house was very empty because there was not a single piece of furniture inside.

"Xiaoyi, why don't you dress up for me?"

[Hmm... Xiaoyi can give the host a wedding room for free, does the host want it?]

"What do you think it's free?"

[Understand, which room does the host want to decorate]

"Which room is on the left in the middle upstairs?"

[It will take ten minutes to decorate, so the host should not open the door yet]

Behind him, Zhongli walked in carrying Wendy on his shoulders. He looked at this ordinary house, trying to see something from it.

The wood is Liyue's Jiesha wood. It looks like the wood is still alive. It doesn't look like a dead thing, but rather like a tree that has grown directly into a house.

"By the way Zhongli, where is my luggage?"

Zhongli grabbed the void, and a huge package appeared in his hand.

"Wow! That's awesome!"

Zhongli said calmly: "It's just a little trick."

"If I had known you could do this, I would have just bought some furniture."

Zhongli: "..."

Hu Yang took out a candle from the package and lit it, illuminating the dim room.

Hutao had prepared all these for him. Candles were the most indispensable item in the Rebirth Hall. They were originally thinking about how they would use candles, but they didn't expect they actually used them.

Then he took out the bowl and poured a bowl of sunflower juice for Zhongli and himself.

Then take out the gourmet tablecloth and cover it on the floor.

"I want a full banquet!"

[Host, you are really good at playing, but this is not enough. The Manchu-Han banquet consists of 108 dishes]

Lifting the tablecloth, there was nothing.

Populus euphratica once again covers the gourmet tablecloth.

"Roasted Lamb!"

A large roasted whole lamb appeared, and not only that, it was also surrounded by a variety of ingredients that anyone could mix according to their own taste.

Smelling the aroma of roasted whole lamb, Populus euphratica swallowed, tore off a roasted lamb leg with his hands, and opened his mouth to bite off a large piece of meat.

"It's delicious. This gourmet tablecloth is not unworthy of its reputation. Everything that comes out is delicious."

After finishing the first leg of lamb, he went to get the second leg of lamb, but saw that Zhongli had no intention of eating.

"Zhongli, don't you want to eat?"

"I'm not hungry."

"It's a shame if you don't eat it. This is delicacy from another world. Others can't eat it if they want to."

“Good food outside of Teyvat?”

Zhongli became interested when he heard that it was delicious food outside of Teyvat.

"What's wrong, you want to eat it, hey hey hey, then go ahead, why are you being polite to me?"

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