Genshin Impact: This person is mentally ill

"It's indeed Miss Diona's fault that the fish bone got stuck in your throat, but you shouldn't have to pay so much to Maura."

"What does Captain Qin think it should be?"

"Ten thousand molas."

clap clap clap! !

Hu Yang applauded again: "Okay, okay, Captain Qin, you Mond are so powerful, one life is worth ten thousand Moras, right?"

Captain Qin obviously didn't accept Hu Yang's trick. She thought clearly and said, "Correcting it won't cost you your life. I'm just sorry for the fish bone stuck in your throat."

Hu Yang secretly thought: Troublesome woman

"Well, Captain Qin, let's use an analogy: I pushed open a door, and there happened to be a person behind the door. I pushed the door, causing the person to fall, and there happened to be a sharp object on the ground. After the person fell, he hit it. When a sharp object caused death, I didn’t mean it, I just caused the other person to fall down, and I didn’t place the murder weapon on the ground. Do I just need to compensate him for the fall?”

Captain Qin thought for a while and then said: "The victim is directly responsible for you, but you did not do it intentionally. According to Mondstadt's law, you need to compensate more than 500 million molas."

Hearing this, Hu Yang showed a successful smile: "What if I did it on purpose?"

"Intentional murder is punishable by death!" Captain Qin said coldly.

"Then if I know that there is someone behind the door and that there is a murder weapon that may cause him to fall and be injured or even die, but I still push the door and cause the other person to fall, but the other person does not die but only has some skin scratches, do I only need to compensate the other party for a certain amount of time? Wan Mora will do.”

Captain Qin: "..."

Hu Yang waited quietly for an answer. If he still couldn't answer, he would continue to cheat.

Anyway, he is the victim in this matter. If the victim wants to find reasons, there are not many reasons.

Moreover, the other party is still a kind little kitten. To gain sympathy, exaggerate the matter, tsk tsk tsk~

"Why didn't Commander Qin say anything? Do you only need 10,000 molas? If Commander Qin says yes, then I plead guilty, but~, I can prepare more molas in the future, so that when others are eating fish, Scare him from behind, don’t worry, I have ten thousand molas per person, I have molas.”

Wendy: "Where did you come from, Maura?"

Hu Yang glared at Wendy, who was trying to make fun of him: "Go, go, let's go and play. I didn't see that we were talking about important events in my life."

"Tch~" Wendy looked at the other party with contempt. He had never seen such a shameless person. Fortunately, this was not from Mondstadt.

Diona lowered her head and said aggrievedly: "Captain Qin, I compensated him for those Moras. I want to go back to the Cat Tail Tavern."

"Miss Diona, you...go back first." Qin said slightly helplessly.

Diona lowered her head and left the Knights with a complicated mood. After this incident, Kitty Mao may never dare to call others from behind again.

Diona left, but things within the Knights were not over.

Captain Qin said: "Let's not mention Miss Diona's matter for now. You go around robbing children's food. This incident has a serious impact. According to Mondstadt's law, you should compensate three times the things you robbed, because most of the things you robbed are It’s not a precious thing, you will be temporarily detained in Mondstadt for ten days, do you have any objections?”

Hu Yang raised his hand and shouted: "I have an opinion."

"???, didn't you admit that you did these before?"

"Really? I forgot." Hu Yang almost had the word shameless written on his face.

He pointed to the knights who brought them to the side and said, "That so and so."

"My name is Hoffman."

"Oh, it's none of my business. Who, you believe what those kids say? How did you become a knight? Did you rely on bribes?"

"Nonsense! Don't frame me."

"Na na na, you're angry. You can't really join the knights through bribery. Captain Qin, I'll report it to you. Your knights took bribes!"

Qin: "..."

Hoffman hurriedly explained: "Captain Qin, I did not bribe you!"

"Tsk~, that's what people who take bribes say."

"That's enough!" Qin was a little angry when she saw Populus euphratica being so rude. She still had a lot of official business to deal with and didn't have time to waste with the other party here.

If the other party hadn't been a visitor from a foreign country, she wouldn't have dealt with this matter.

"Now we are talking about robbing children of food, don't drop the topic."

"Okay, back to the topic, Captain Qin, I can explain all of this."

"Say!"

“I took away the kid’s lollipop because I saw he had cavities;

When I ate my kid’s steak, he invited me to eat it, and his parents were there at the time;

There is also grilled fish. It is too dangerous for such a young child to eat grilled fish. You see, I sacrificed myself perfectly for this, and now my throat still hurts;

And the little girl's honey, I helped her share it because she saw that it was too heavy to carry so many things. The same is true for other things. I am doing a good deed, Captain Qin. "

Hu Yang was talking to himself, completely unaware that Qin's face had darkened.

He is indeed a messy bastard.

"Hoffman!"

"exist!"

"Put him in a solitary cell!"

"Yes!"

Hoffman could no longer stand Hu Yang who had wronged him, so he went up to fight with Hu Yang without saying a word.

"Captain Qin! Even if I am at fault, how could you let this person who accepted bribes to join the Knights escort me? Such a person will definitely face the death penalty, Captain Qin!"

"Shut up!" Hoffman gritted his teeth and grabbed Hu Yang's arm.

"It hurts, it hurts. Please be gentle. Captain Qin, look, he hurts me."

Qin: "..."

Qin looked at the other two people: "Bard and Mr. Zhongli, I believe this has nothing to do with you. You two can go back."

Zhongli asked: "I wonder how long my little friend will be imprisoned."

"Ten days."

Zhongli nodded and apologized to Mondstadt's temporary agent on Hu Yang's behalf: "I have caused trouble to everyone in Mondstadt."

"They are just small things. Compared with what someone here did, it is quite reassuring." Qin thought of the little naughty man in Mondstadt. Compared with the power of their little naughty, the P. euphratica did things seem much smaller.

confinement room

"Come in you."

Hoffman violently pushed Populus euphratica into the dark confinement room.

Hu Yang sat up from the ground, patted the dirt on his butt, and complained: "Don't you know, be gentler, be careful if you hurt me or I'll touch you."

Hoffman gritted his teeth and looked at the bastard in front of him: "Be honest."

Hu Yang pretended not to hear, and sat on the bed in the solitary room, minding his own business, and asked, "I'm hungry again. Do you take care of the food here?"

"When it's time to eat, someone will come to bring you food."

"Oh~, please help this knight who entered the knights through bribery to give me a message to Mr. Zhongli and ask him to keep an eye on my luggage. Don't let me lose the things inside. If you don't do it for me, there will be a chance. I promise not to find anything against you."

"I know!" Hoffman was really afraid that he would be targeted by such a lunatic.