Genshin Impact: This person is mentally ill

Selling barbecue, fishing, drinking tea, strolling, napping, sunbathing, watching the fun... Huyang has become a famous street hustler in Inazuma City through his own efforts.

This is also thanks to his scarred face that will never heal (and will be re-cut after it heals), which leaves a deep impression on people.

Huyang is a person who cannot sit still. The peaceful days have been too long and he feels that he cannot live like this every day.

I am a time traveler, how can I live such a lazy life!

So, he prepared to sail away.

It just so happened that Inazuma had lifted the lockdown order, so he could visit other countries, such as Mondstadt, Liyue, Fontainebleau, Xumi, Natta, and Solstice.

"Ahhh!"

Huyang swallowed the tri-color dumpling in his hand in one gulp and nodded secretly.

It was such a happy decision.

"Brother Zhishu, please pack me a hundred portions of tri-color dumplings and twenty bottles of milk."

Zhishu looked at his colleague in front of the stall speechlessly, and wanted to complain in his heart: You and I are both selling snacks, why do you have to come to my stall every day to eat?

He said, "Three-color dumplings are delicious when they are hot, but not when they are cold."

"It doesn't matter. I'll sell it when it's cold." Huyang said nonchalantly.

The main focus of his business is to gather ideas from everyone, collect snacks from everyone, and then sell them.

"And I just thought of a good recipe based on the three-color dumplings."

"The modified recipe of the three-color dumplings?" Zhishu's eyes lit up. He loved researching new snacks the most. When he heard Huyang say that, he immediately became interested: "What is it?"

Hu Yang laughed and said, "Hehe, barbecued spicy tri-color dumplings!"

"Spicy...spicy?!"

Zhishu's eyes widened, and then he said speechlessly: "Xiaoyu, do you want to try mixing dango milk with water again..."

"May I?"

"Can't!"

Zhishu said word by word: "You are simply blaspheming the food. I really don't know how you can make such delicious barbecue."

"Maybe this is talent." Hu Yang said narcissistically.

He took the three-color dumplings and milk that Tomoki had packed and waved to him: "Bye, I'll go buy some more things from Brother Yukio."

Zhishu said: "Just focus on selling your barbecue. There is no need to buy other people's things and sell them."

He really couldn't understand what "Xiao Yu" did. His barbecue was obviously very popular, but he insisted on selling it together with other people's products and even doing bundling sales to damage his own business. He really couldn't understand what the young people nowadays were thinking.

Without even turning his head, Hu Yang said lightly, "It's easy to get tired of just eating barbecue~"

After walking around other people’s snack stalls, Huyang bought a bunch of snacks and then returned to his own snack stall.

His snack stand is now fixed under a big tree beside the bridge, and there is a temporary tent next to it, which serves as a place to stay.

Because of this, he was charged land occupation fees by the shogunate army.

If the system had not frequently given him tasks to reward Mora, he would probably not be living in Inazuma City now, but surviving in Inazuma City.

Sure enough, wherever money goes, there are bastards.

Lighting a bonfire on the grill, Huyang started a new day's work in the evening.

Before the barbecue even started, regular customers had already come.

"Boss Xiaoyu, you're starting so late again today."

"Ah?" Hu Yang looked at the customer in front of him in confusion and said, "No, I'm making dinner for myself."

customer:"……"

The customer didn't think it was a joke because it wasn't the first time this had happened.

A customer encountered this situation before. He waited for Xiaoyu to finish the barbecue, and then...

After finishing the barbecue, the boss of Xiaoyu took his fishing rod and went to fish aside, completely ignoring the customer.

"Boss Xiaoyu, are you still setting up the stall today?"

"This... I should be able to open a stall, depending on my mood."

"Boss Xiaoyu is really a kind person. I'll come back later."

After perfunctorily sending the customers away, Huyang barbecued, drank milk and ate food bought from other snack stands, all the while playing with his phone and watching videos, making sure he didn't keep himself idle at all.

There's nothing I can do about it, he's just such a hardworking guy.

……

Fish Run: Honey, I'm going to Liyue (≧?≦)

The little chef at Wanmin Hall: ＼(^▽^)／!

The Little Cook at Wanmin Hall: Come and I'll Treat You to a Dinner

The Little Chef of Wanmin Hall: Did you receive the secret hot sauce I sent you?

Fish Run: Got it, thank you dear

The Little Cook at Wanmin Hall: Why are you being so polite to me?

Wanmintang Little Chef: How does it taste? Is it as spicy as you said?

Fish Run: I just received it today, I haven't tasted it yet, I'll try grilling it later

Wanmintang Little Chef: ^w^, I guarantee you will like it

Fish Run: Uh-huh

Fish Run: I'm going to Liyue in two days. Do you want any Inazuma specialties? I'll bring them to you.

The Little Cook at Wanmin Hall: Scarlet Cherry Hydrangea!

Wanmintang Little Chef: I have always wanted to make desserts with this stuff, but unfortunately Inazuma was locked up before, so I couldn’t get this stuff

Fish Run: No problem

Fish Run: Darling, wait for me

……

Fish Run Fast is the smurf account that Huyang created with the help of Xiaoyi.

He met the young chef from Wanmin Hall through watching videos, and at the beginning, the two of them exchanged cooking skills.

A person with strange ideas who dares to think anything.

One who dares to do anything he thinks of.

One gave suggestions, the other took action, and just like that, the two became good friends.

As for "Dear", it was just a casual name given by Huyang.

Thinking about that look, I really can't bear it.

The aroma of barbecue wafts out.

Huyang returned to the tent and took out the bottle of hot sauce that Xiangling had mailed to him.

It’s more like chili oil than hot sauce.

It is made by Xiangling using Jueyun peppers and some secret ingredients besides the stamens of Lieyan flower. This chili oil has only one characteristic: spicy!

Huyang opened the bottle and smelled it. There was no pungent spicy smell, but it smelled slightly spicy, and the color looked more like red sticky honey.

"Let others try it first."

How can you just taste what Xiangling made?

After closing the lid, Huyang sat in front of the barbecue stall and started eating, while also heating up the things he had bought earlier on the barbecue stall.

While eating, he noticed that a crowd was gathering somewhere in the distance, and the shogunate army was also there.

"problem occurs?"

He wanted to get up and watch the fun, but found that the crowd had dispersed.

"What the hell? Is that the end? I haven't even eaten the melon yet~"

Huyang sat down on the ground, puffing up his cheeks in disappointment.

He was eating when two familiar figures walked over.

"Little fish."

Huyang raised his head and looked at the customers coming to the stall.

He said, "Ying."

As for the other one... it's so big...

Ying's gaze left the tri-color dumplings on the grill, and his purple eyes met Huyang's.

next moment!

Without warning, Ying drew the sword from the bosom of the waves and slashed at Hu Yang.

Before Hu Yang could react, a mask covered his face and disappeared.

Snapped!

That dream turned into a plastic knife and hit Huyang on the head.

And Populus euphratica...

There were tears in his eyes and a big bump on his head.

"Woooooooo..."

Tears gushed out of Hu Yang's eyes: "You bullied me, wuwuwu, Xiaoyi, someone bullied me wuwuwu..."

A purple figure fell from the sky like a meteorite.

"Leave Xiaoyuyu alone!"

With a "bang", the purple slime hit Ying's head.