Genshin Impact: This person is mentally ill

Longji Snow Mountain

A ball of soul energy emerged from the statue of the God of Joy.

The soul is kneaded like plasticine, and finally becomes a "walnut".

In his soul state, Hu Yang sees the world from a third perspective, so he clearly sees his current appearance.

"Is there any mistake? How come my soul body looks like this, with my handsome appearance, strong arms, and tall and majestic body?"

[I’m sorry to tell the host that your soul has always been like this]

[In the past, the host relied on karma to forcibly improve the body, but it did not change the shape of the soul, so... the host understands, eh~]

"Xiao Yi, have you always been here?"

[Hmm, yes, host, Xiaoyi is always ready to provide services to the host]

"So you were just watching my show without saying a word, right? You didn't come to save me when I was sealed by Zhongli!"

[Host, I don’t even have a body, how can you save me (?＞?＜?)嘤~】

"You..., wait for me."

As he spoke, Hu Yang suddenly stretched his arms into his head, searching for something in his mind with his palms.

[Host, what are you doing! 】

[No, host whining..., I’m not wearing clothes yet (?＞?＜?), no! 】

"Stop yelling, it makes my head hurt."

Hu Yang fumbled around in his mind.

"Got you!"

【Hey~, host(?＞?＜?), it hurts~】

【Please be gentle(o′fuck`)】

With a sound of "Boom!", Populus euphratica pulled out a mass of black mist from his head.

[Hey~, host, don’t look at me, I’m shy]

Hu Yang took out the painful dagger aimed at the soul: "Xiao Yi, can we talk properly?"

[Of course, my respected host]

"Hurry up and get me a body."

[Host, do you think I can get you a body in this situation? Xiaoyi doesn’t even have his own body]

"Give me all the rough stones and let me take a body."

[Host, don’t daydream. Haven’t you noticed? Xiao Yi’s current situation is even worse than yours. Where did Xiao Yi get the rough stone?]

"Where's the money you and Hajime earn?"

[Host, you don’t think those rough stones are rewards given by the system, do you? 】

【wrong! 】

[(?＞?＜?)That’s all the energy Xiaoyi has accumulated little by little]

"Oh~, is that so? That's why you lied to me from the beginning~"

[Little One is all for the good of the host (′д?)]

"Don't pretend to be pitiful. I already know some things. If you don't tell me, I won't ask any more questions, but..."

【but what】

"Now you're going to give me a body."

【Really not】

"Where's your pink lottery machine? I don't believe it doesn't have a suitable body in it."

[There is a lot of garbage in there. The good things I drew from it before were all drawn by me secretly using the rough stones I obtained from the host]

"Xiao Yi, that thing (prayer) is in my head, do you think I can take out the thing inside it?"

[It’s useless, that’s a one-way transmission device. As long as the original stone is used, the one-way transmission device will run and the rewards will drop out]

"Hey, you little thing, why didn't you tell me about such an unimportant matter earlier?"

[Host, didn’t you tell me that this is not an important thing? If Xiaoyi tells you all the messy things, it will last ten thousand years]

Hu Yang kneaded the little one in his hand like plasticine: "I still have supernatural power, give me some rough stones to draw."

[The conversion of energy into raw stones requires the host to complete the task before it can be converted, Xiao Yi has no choice]

"It's really troublesome to do this or that. Who the bastard designed this thing!"

【…】

"Xiaoyi, release the mission."

[Host, there is one more thing Xiao Yi forgot to mention. Xiao Yi also has restrictions on publishing tasks. As for the restrictions... I haven’t figured it out yet]

[???????Fa is happy, that shit is too difficult to get, I’ve done it several times and I still haven’t figured it out yet]

"Mission update..."

[Hehe..., it’s not my fault. Who makes that piece of shit always disobedient? Otherwise, host, you can issue the mission yourself]

Xiao Yi's body surged, and a touch-screen phone fell out of his body.

[This is the prop for publishing tasks, host, please try it]

Hu Yang looked at the phone in his hand and was very speechless.

What about the high-end system?

It turned out to be a broken mobile phone!

Moreover, Xiao Yi needs to manually add tasks. What bastard made it half-finished!

Open the phone and unlock it directly without password.

There are only two functions inside, settings and task software.

Populus euphratica clicked on settings.

He was confused by the messy things inside.

He obviously knew all the words, but these words placed together made him feel strange.

[I changed the mission mode in the settings before]

[I advise the host not to move around, as this thing might reset all tasks]

[I pressed it accidentally before, and it took me a whole night to fix it]

(Small question: What should I do if I forget the previous system task?

Author: Simple, forgot to delete~)

Hu Yang looked at a certain position pressed by his hand: "You...can you tell me earlier."

【Sorry┌┤′?Д?`├┐】

Return to the settings interface and open the task interface.

"Um……"

The task interface only showed two words: "Clean!"

Hu Yang covered his empty little heart: "I remember there was a mask reward mission before..."

[Oh, um, host, you forgot, the reward for that mission is the smile mask. You have already drawn the smile mask, so...]

"So the mission is gone?"

[No, the reward is automatically changed to another mask]

Somewhat depressed, Hu Yang threw Xiao Yi into his mouth and chewed it. After chewing twice, he found that he could not cause any harm to Xiao Yi, so he spit it out.

【Hey~, so shy(//?//)】

[Xiaoyi has just become one with the host, is this love?]

"Be more serious."

"So how do you do this? Be clear and don't wait until I press the wrong button."

【Let me see】

Xiao Yi floated over and looked at the phone screen.

【Huh? 】

[Host, not only have you reset the mission, but you have also reset the mission system]

[This is the original task system. This initial task system is rubbish. Only four tasks can be released every day, and each task can only convert 10 rough stones. After completing four tasks, you will receive rough stones.]

[Xiao Yi doesn’t even bother to use this garbage, so Xiao Yi changed it to let the host make a lot of money, hehe hehe, host, Xiao Yi is not great (///ˊ?ˋ///)]

"You're the best."

Hu Yang gave a perfunctory compliment and threw the phone to Xiao Yi.

"Change it."

【…】

[Xiao Yi pressed the button randomly before, and Xiao Yi is not very familiar with this thing]

"It's okay, it's all reset anyway, hurry up."

[Okay, host, please wait a moment]

A handful of mobile phones were swallowed into the body.

Half an hour later, its body began to tremble.

【Why is this thing so difficult to get】

【What's this! What's this! How come the tasks become one randomly every day! 】

【ah! ! ! ! What kind of bastard invented this program! Can't you just use the normal meaning? 】

[Who knows what the hell symbols are increasing! What the hell is that firework pattern! Eight characters occupy the space of one character. Is there insufficient memory? Whoever designed this thing must be mentally ill! ! ! 】

……

strange room

"Ah!"

A certain internet-addicted girl who was playing games sneezed.