Genshin Impact: This person is mentally ill

"Give you a holiday. There are many people going on vacation at Monds Beach recently. You can also go and play for a while. I will let you know when the vacation will end. Hurry up! Go! Go! Go!"

"Sir, someone recently wanted to go up the mountain to investigate the situation here. I don't need to..."

"No, just take your vacation, Xiao Huang!"

"Pickup!"

A flash of yellow lightning flashed across, and Xiao Huang's ugly muscular body appeared next to Populus euphratica.

"Xiao Huang is fast, let him take you down the mountain."

After sending Veronica away, Hu Yang took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Wendy.

……

Happy little boy: I've taken over the snowy mountain. Let the Mondstadt Knights be honest and stop running towards me.

I'm not the God of Wind: Xiami?

I'm not the God of Wind: I'll tell Qin to be careful and don't hurt them.

Happy little boy: Come quickly and take the person away

……

Putting away his mobile phone, Hu Yang muttered: "Really, no one will give me face. Longji Snow Mountain is my territory now, so can any little shrimp come here?"

In the following days, Hu Yang was busy running around Liyue, worrying about Zhongli's affairs.

Fools, Liyue mortals, immortals, Morax, demons...

On the eve of the invitation ceremony

Hu Yang was inspecting (wandering around) in Liyue with a carefree look.

"The shoes are worn out,"

"The hat is broken,"

"My cassock is torn all over my body~"

"You laugh at me~, he laughs at me~"

"An umbrella is broken~"

"Namo Amitabha~, Namo Amitabha..."

“Lunch without any worries~”

“We can see through the heat and hardship of the world~”

"Go, go, have fun..."

When he got tired of singing, Populus euphratica lay directly on the roadside, took out his food, closed his eyes, enjoyed the autumn wind and warm sunshine, and stuffed delicious food into his mouth.

"The shoes are torn, the hat is torn, hiccup~"

"My cassock is torn all over my body~"

"Laugh at me for being crazy, laugh at me for being crazy, burp~"

"Everyone who laughs at me will see the Buddha~"

?~(′e｀)

At this time, a figure blocked the warm sun shining on Populus euphratica.

Hu Yang only felt that the warmth in his body had dropped. He opened his eyes and saw Paimon floating on his face.

"Pamon, I've been wanting to ask you a question for a long time."

Paimon was confused: "What?"

"You're dressed like this...do you have to take off your clothes when you go to the bathroom?"

"You-" Paimon stomped his feet angrily: "Pamon doesn't need to use the toilet."

Hu Yang looked like he understood, and said: "Oh~, just eat and not eat. Only gods, demons or immortals can do this. Paimeng's identity is really not simple."

Yingyan looked at Paimon suspiciously.

Hu Yang sat up and looked at the girl next to Ying who was wearing stockings to her waist: "Ying, why don't you introduce me to the person next to you?"

"This is Mona."

"Astorogis Mona Megistus, which means [the great astrologer Mona], I came specifically to find you, the heir to the Hall of the Past."

"Ah...what the hell?"

"Astorogis Mona Megistus, you may also call me Mona."

"Oh~" Hu Yang said in a long voice: "Mona, you said you came to me specifically, are you the child bride that my old man found for me?"

Mona said: "I am an astrologer, not your child bride, and you don't have a child bride. I came to you to divine your destiny."

"Okay, how much is it?"

"free."

"Nani? Free?! Who do you think I am, Populus euphratica? This thing requires at least one trillion molas."

Mona didn't expect Hu Yang to be so generous: "I don't mind if you want to give it to Maura, but it doesn't need to be that much, just give it to me."

Hu Yang stood up and rubbed his messy hair: "Miss, it was you who gave me Maura, not me who gave you Maura."

"Huh? I help you divine your destiny and I still want to give you a mora?"

"Nonsense, otherwise I could still give you Mora. It's you who wants to help me divine my destiny, not me who is begging you to help me divine my destiny. I have to distinguish priorities."

"I don't have that much money." Mona took out her wallet and took out the remaining one hundred moras: "What do you think of one hundred moras?"

Hu Yang rolled his eyes: "I'm sending beggars away~"

He turned and left, waving: "Little Mona, don't try to peek into the unknown destiny, otherwise the consequences will be very serious."

Paimon next to Mona said: "Mona, do you still want to help Populus euphratica fortune telling?"

Mona shook her head: "Since he doesn't want others to peep into his fate, then forget it."

"You said he would destroy the world, how could you just let it go? Ying and I will help you, right?"

fluorescent:"……"

Don't take any more private missions from me...

"The starry sky has already written down his destiny. I wanted to give him a divination just to prove it to my old woman, but he didn't want to. I can't force others." Mona said, saying this, but she couldn't help as she wished. She was still a little disappointed when the other party divined his fate.

……

"Candied haws on a stick! I'm selling candied haws on a stick!"

The childish hawking sound attracted the attention of Populus euphratica, who was shopping.

Hu Yang walked to the stall selling candied haws.

The candied haws sellers were a father and son. The father was on a cane and had an empty trouser leg tied to his thigh.

"Boss, I want all the candied haws."

"Okay, guest!" the father said with a smile, turning to his son who was yelling at the side: "Xiao Tao, help the guest pack."

Then, the father looked at Hu Yang and said doubtfully: "Guest, you look familiar? Have we met somewhere?"

Xiao Tao, who was packing candied haws on the side, said: "Dad, he is the eldest son of the Palace of Heavenly Life, the same one who robbed me of candied haws last time."

"The eldest son of the Hall of Rebirth? But..." Xiao Tao's father stretched out his hand and gestured: "I remember that he is not that tall."

Xiao Tao said impatiently: "Dad, that happened a long time ago. I told you to buy a mobile phone to understand the information outside."

Xiaotao's father smiled and said: "Haha, it seems it's time to buy a mobile phone."

Populus euphratica reached out and picked out a bunch of candied haws and ate them. They tasted good, sweet but not greasy, but they only had the hawthorn flavor and they didn’t want to eat them after a few.

After a while, a large box of candied haws was packed.

Xiao Tao's father handed it over with a smile: "Master Hu, please take it."

"Morrah is recorded in the account of the Rebirth Hall."

Xiao Tao's father said: "No, no, this is for Mr. Hu for free."

Hu Yang put on a posture of saying that he would not harm me, and said warily: "Isn't your candied haws poisonous?"

"How is this possible!" Xiao Tao's father said quickly: "Master Hu, don't get me wrong. These candied haws are free mainly to thank you. If it weren't for you, I might still be making bamboo baskets at home."

"Huh?" Hu Yang was a little confused.

Although he said he was a good person, he knew exactly what kind of bear he was.

How could he help someone for no reason? He didn't even know the person in front of him?