Genshin Impact: This person is mentally ill

"Kujo-sama, do you know what the Smiling Tiger is?"

The smile on Kamisato Ayato's face froze: "..."

Just listen to the God of Joy continue: "Smiling tigers are those people who smile at you on the surface but stab you behind your back."

Hu Yang looked at Kamisato Ayato, shook his head and said: "Tsk tsk tsk, big brother, I didn't expect that, I have given you my heart and soul, and you actually want to stab me in the back. I have to say,

Brother, you already have a way to die. "

As he said that, Hu Yang took out a fruit peeling knife and said with a smile: "I hate being stabbed in the back by others, so brother, before you stab me in the back, can you let me stab you first?"

Kamisato Ayato backed away with a stiff face, he didn't want to be stabbed.

Hu Yang threw away the knife in a bored manner, and the thrown knife just hit the buttocks of an innocent shogunate.

"Tsk~, look how scared you are. Even though you are the younger brother of my most beloved Kage-senpai, I won't hurt you."

Kamisato Ayato took a sip of milk tea to relieve the embarrassment just now, and asked: "I wonder why Lord Happy appears here?"

"Why did I show up? Aren't you asking knowingly?" Hu Yang pointed to the sign on the ship in the distance: "Look there, do you see it? These bastards dare to hang out with my sign and cheat. Why do you think I'm here?"

"It would be fine if they just hung my logo, but these bastards dare to attack the shogunate army!"

"What is the Shogunate?! The Shogunate is the dog of my Thunder God-senpai!"

Kamisato Ayato, Kujo Sora and the surrounding shogunate troops looked unhappy.

Hu Yang continued to say angrily: "Who in the entire Teyvat doesn't know that I, the God of Joy, is the suitor of Senior Thunder God? What they did is completely destroying my relationship with Senior Thunder God! I deeply condemn them!"

He stamped his feet, and the child said angrily: "Huh! Bad people! A bunch of big bad people!"

Then he raised his head and looked at Kamisato Ayato and Kujo Sora, and ordered: "Man, woman, I now order you two to be the matchmaker team and kill all those who ruined the relationship between me and your master. Do you understand? Work!”

Seeing that the two did not answer, Hu Yang stared at the two of them, his face almost touching the face of Kamisato Ayato: "Well... why don't you answer my words, are you going to destroy the relationship between me and my seniors?" Relationship, anyone who ruins my relationship with my seniors should be damned!”

The smile on Kamisato Ayato's face stiffened and he said: "We understand what Mr. Happy means, and we will definitely help Mr. Happy get rid of those who ruin the relationship between you and the general."

"Ah."

Hu Yang nodded: "Are you good, matchmaker team!"

"Yes!" Kamisato Ayato responded quickly. Seeing that Kujo Sora ignored him, he stepped forward and pushed the opponent, indicating that the opponent would cooperate. In this situation, they cannot have another divine enemy.

Kujo Sora said with a face full of reluctance: "Yes."

"Attack!"

With support, the shogunate army began to counterattack, but they were still at a disadvantage in the face of the desperate rebels.

Kujo Sora cooperated with the Kamari people to kill Teppei on the ship.

As long as Zheping is eliminated, the momentum of the resistance army will be greatly reduced and the chance of victory will be increased.

at the same time

Populus euphratica's figure appeared on the deck where Zheping was.

"Clap clap clap!"

He clapped his hands, catching Zheping's eyes.

"Yes, to be able to develop the Eye of God to this extent, it can be seen that you have worked hard, but if you want to win this war, this is not enough."

Zheping lowered his head and said respectfully: "Sir Happy!"

Hu Yang reached out and touched the other person's head, as if he were touching a pet: "You are so good. You are much more polite than those two little guys. For the sake of being so well-behaved, I will give you a reward."

Hu Yang took out a mask and a pill and handed them to Zheping.

"These two things are treasures. Don't let me live up to my expectations. I am very optimistic about you."

Zheping raised his head and said with firm eyes, "I will never let you down, Mr. Huan Huan!"

"Well, that's right. I like such an energetic young man. I have other things to do, so you can do your work."

Hu Yang ducked to the battlefield and began to search for loot on the battlefield.

"This body is good. The young man seems to have worked hard. It's a pity."

"This guy is not in good health. His legs were cut off. Forget it. It's better than nothing."

"Hey, this guy has big pecs, but his legs are a little thin. I asked you to only focus on exercising your upper body and not your lower body. Didn't you run away?"

"Well..., this guy...I take back what I said before. It's no use just training your lower body. You can run fast, but you still can't dodge arrows."

"I'll go! These two grown men are still hugging each other after they die. It's disgusting. Stop it!"

Populus euphratica shuttled through the battlefield, and the corpses on the ground disappeared along the way.

He stood in front of the two soldiers who were stabbing each other, looked at the two brothers who were about to die, and said: "Hey, brothers, please die quickly, I can't just wait to collect your bodies~"

Although he said this, he still waited for the two of them to die from excessive blood loss before going up to collect the bodies.

Someone discovered Hu Yang's behavior and attacked him.

These people were kicked away by Populus Hu. He did not hurt these people's lives, but just kicked his attackers in front of their enemies.

After walking around for a while, Populus euphratica collected more than a hundred corpses.

After his cleaning, the battlefield was much cleaner.

There were not so many corpses, and the battlefield did not look so cruel, as if it had been decorated.

Populus euphratica continued to shuttle through the battlefield, waiting for others to die before stepping forward to collect the bodies himself.

There were no dead people, so he just sat in mid-air and watched the battle below.

"The one with the long hair! Be careful of sneak attacks!"

"Oh, I'll go! Kick him! Kick his little brother!"

"Attack him in three directions!"

"Oh! You should die. I told you to attack him from all three directions. If you don't listen to God's words, death is in front of you~"

"Why are there still female soldiers in the shogunate army? You rebels are still not human! You actually attack women, eh~, how cruel."

"Who is that! Can you please stop cutting off his arm! Stab his heart! Stab his heart! If you break the body to pieces again, be careful, I'll go down and kick your little brother!"

A certain shogunate soldier: "..."

"There's that so-and-so! Don't think you didn't see it. That person is already dead and you still chop his neck. Are you increasing my workload?"

After talking so much, Hu Yang was a little thirsty. He took out the endless wine bottle and took a swig of the drink. He also took out a plate of fried peanuts and watched the show while eating.

If anyone is unhappy, reward them with a peanut.

See who is happy, and reward the other person with a grain of rice.

Koshiro, who was fighting, opened his mouth to shout "Kill!" when a peanut popped into his mouth. The peanut got stuck in his throat, and a feeling of suffocation came from his brain.

The enemy in front of him stabbed him with a spear.

"Ding!"

Hu Yang stretched out his hand and pinched the spear thrust by the shogunate army.

He apologetically said to the soldier who choked on the peanuts he rewarded, "Sorry, sorry."

As he spoke, he reached out and patted Koshiro, asking him to spit out the peanuts stuck in his throat.