Genshin Impact: This person is mentally ill

"I'm rude, you two. As guests from afar, I should treat you with courtesy. Please come with me."

Hu Yang and Nasida followed Navilette to the office belonging to Navilette in the Opera House.

Navilette poured pure water for the two of them, sat down and said, "I don't know why you two came to Fontaine."

Hu Yang picked up the tea cup and took a sip of water. It was not bad, but it was not as delicious as juice.

"I'm here to deliver invitations. Is your water god here?"

"Are you two looking for Ms. Funina? Ms. Funina is at work, please wait a moment."

Villette got up and left.

After a while, clear footsteps came from outside the door.

That was the sound of little leather shoes stepping on the floor.

The footsteps stopped at the door, the door opened, and a lady wearing blue expensive clothes appeared.

Funina felt her body stiffen when she felt the gazes from the two people in the room, but she quickly adjusted herself and walked to the main seat with graceful steps to sit down.

Funina spoke loudly: "Two guests who have come from afar, I am Funina, the water goddess most respected by the people of Fontaine. Here, I am also honored to meet two foreign gods."

Hu Yang stared at Funina closely, making her feel guilty.

"You...what are you looking at? Although I know I am great, it is very rude for you to stare at a lady like this."

Hu Yang stood up, walked around the table and approached Funina step by step.

Upon seeing this, Fu Nina, who was very calm, stood up quickly and looked anxiously in the house, but she didn't see where Villette, who had just come with her, had gone.

Hu Yang stopped in front of Funina, with a cruel smile on his lips: "Miss Funina, as a junior, can I ask you for advice?"

"Of course...what do you want to ask the great senior for advice?" Funina was a little unsure.

"Miss Funina, I would like to ask you about fighting. Recently, I want to easily defeat a demon, but I don't know if I am strong enough, so I would like to ask my senior to teach me some moves. Senior, why don't we go to the sky to compete? Ichiban, so that you can see my strength and give me better guidance."

Competition?

Funina's eyes widened.

Fighting a god, isn't this asking her to die?

No!

She doesn't want to fight the gods.

Hu Yang felt inexplicably amused when he saw Funina looking like she was about to cry.

Fortunately, the door opened at this time, and Villette came in to rescue Funina.

Navilette put the dessert in his hand on the table: "You two, this is Ms. Funina's favorite dessert. I don't know if it suits your appetite."

Hu Yang retreated to his seat, picked up the dessert, took a bite and said, "It's a bit too sweet. Eating too many sweet things can easily make you gain weight. Even though you are a god, you should also pay attention to your weight."

Nasida dipped her mouth into the dessert and said, "It's sweet and delicious."

Funina was a little distracted and had not yet recovered from the threat just now.

"Miss Funina."

"Miss Funina?"

"Ah? Oh!"

Hu Yang called twice before Funina came back to her senses.

Hu Yang handed over the invitation: "Miss Funina, I want to hold a banquet. I came to Fontaine specifically to invite you, Miss Funina, to Liyue."

"Being a guest..." Funina was about to agree, but she quickly stopped when she thought of something and said, "I'm afraid not, Fontaine still has many things that I need to deal with, and my work has been scheduled until next year."

lie~

It was obvious when Funina was lying, her eyes revealed a sense of stupid clarity.

"Don't refuse in a hurry. In fact, I brought a gift to Miss Funina when I came to Fontaine this time. I heard that Fontaine has a prophecy that all Fontaine people will one day be swallowed up by the sea. I don't know if this prophecy is true. Fake?"

Fu Nina said without thinking: "Of course this is false. With the great Ms. Fu Nina here, this kind of thing is absolutely impossible to happen."

"Really, if that's the case, I'm afraid this gift of mine will be useless. It's such a pity. I thought Miss Funina would like my gift." Hu Yang took out the endless wine bottle and said regretfully.

"This gourd is my treasure. It can swallow the entire water source of Teyvat. I also want to use it to help Fontaine solve the prophecy crisis. It seems that it will no longer be used. It is such a pity."

Before Hu Yang finished speaking, Funina's eyes looked straight at the endless wine jug.

"Can this little thing really swallow all the seawater in Fontaine?"

"Of course. If you don't believe it, I can demonstrate it to you outside."

Funina asked again unsurely: "Is it really possible?!"

"Definitely."

Funina looked at Villette: "Navilette."

She could not leave the opera house until the Fontaine matter was resolved.

Villette nodded. He knew a little about the crisis predicted by Fontaine. If Fontaine's trouble could really be solved, it would be a good thing: "You two, please come with me."

Soon, Populus euphratica, Nasida, and Navilette came to an uninhabited coast.

Populus euphratica threw the endless wine bottle into the air, and the seawater flowed back into the lake.

One minute, ten minutes, half an hour, one hour, one hour...

The endless flagon never stopped drinking water.

It can be seen with the naked eye that the coastline of Fontaine has not declined, but as the Water Dragon King, Navilet is so clear that he can feel that the sea water belonging to Fontaine has decreased.

"You can stop."

Hu Yang waved his hand and put away the endless wine bottle, and said with a smile: "How about my treasure?"

Navilette saluted solemnly: "On behalf of the people of Fontaine, I would like to thank you."

"Mr. Villette is too polite, but it seems that Fontaine's prediction is true?"

Villette nodded: "Although I don't know the specific cause of the matter, I roughly know what the prophecy refers to."

Hu Yang handed Navilette a mobile phone: "I still have use for the endless wine bottle. This thing can be used to contact me. If Mr. Navilette needs me, I will be here at your call."

He wanted to use the Endless Wine Flask as a kettle, so naturally he couldn't put it in Fontaine.

As for when Fontaine suddenly suffered a disaster and it was too late to stop it and people died, well... that seemed to have nothing to do with him.

Even if the Fontaine people die, it is not his business.

He saved Fontaine just because he wanted to see Funina's divine side, and take Fontaine's divine side out to play, to see what would happen to his divine side when the human side learns the truth of the matter. scene.

He found that he liked the emotions revealed by humans more and more.

Joy, pain, happiness, emotion, hatred..., every emotion is very interesting.

He likes people to peel off their disguises and reveal their true nature,

He also likes people to disguise themselves and hide their true nature.

And..., isn't it a very interesting thing to be a savior?

However, everything has a price, and he hates unfair transactions.

Although it is fun to be a savior, Populus euphratica does not want to be a savior.

Everything in this world has a price on its back, and the same goes for saving Fontaine.

I just hope that he will not become enemies with Fontaine too early.

Returning to the opera house, Hu Yang heard the call, which came from the Cardinal.

"Then Mr. Villette, can I go for a walk?"

"Please."

Hu Yang handed Nasida to Navilette and came to the center of the opera house stage alone.

"It's really grand. If I have the chance, I will bring all the gods to perform pole dancing here. It will be a spectacular scene."