Genshin Impact: This person is mentally ill

"Don't look at me like that. I meant well. I cut him in half at the waist. His blood and intestines were all over the floor. You don't know how miserable he looked at that time. , I really couldn’t stand it anymore, so I burned him to ashes.”

After hearing what Hu Yang said, Yae Shenzi moved away silently.

Hu Yang turned around and walked towards Nasida and General Thunder, and said with a smile: "General, this is Nasida, the grass god of Sumeru. She doesn't know how to be a competent god yet, so I brought her to ask Ying for advice, okay? ?"

General Thunder and Lightning paused, then drew his sword and slashed at the two of them.

The surrounding scene changes.

The two came to the Pure Land of One Heart

As soon as they arrived at Yixin Pure Land, a ray of sword struck Populus euphratica in the head.

"forward……"

As soon as Hu Yang opened his mouth, his body was torn in half and fell to the ground. The bright red blood dyed Nasida's little feet red for free.

Nacida felt the warmth on the soles of her feet, squatted down and put her hand on Hu Yang's body.

"Are you OK?"

The split half of Populus euphratica's body quickly grew into the other half, but half of its clothes were missing.

He covered his body in embarrassment: "Don't look, don't look, I'll be embarrassed."

With that said, he quickly changed his clothes with one click.

After changing clothes, he quickly stood up from the ground, glanced at the other half of the body on the ground, looked at the shadow in front of him with a smile and said: "Senior, if you like my body, just say so, and you don't have to use such a tactful way to get me. As for my body, as long as senior opens his mouth, my body, mind and body will all belong to senior."

A bolt of lightning struck Populus euphratica's mouth, causing him to shut his mouth obediently.

Only then did Ying say: "What do you want from me?"

Nasida said: "I want to ask my elders for advice on how to become a competent god."

Hu Yang, who regained his composure, said: "Ah Ying, let me tell you, Nasida's situation is terrible. She has been imprisoned by her own people for five hundred years. You must teach her a lesson."

"Shut up."

"Oh~, Ah Ying, you are so fierce."

As soon as Hu Yang finished speaking, he was kicked into the air.

When his body fell, Isshin Pure Land, who had already left, came to General Raiden's room.

"Ai~, why is Aying's temper getting worse and worse? How can I take her back to her parents' home in the future? I'm so worried~"

General Thunder said, "You'd better keep your mouth shut here."

"Why? Could it be that I speak too nicely, and Ying doesn't want such a pleasant voice to be heard by outsiders? Oh~, Ah Ying is so possessive, I like it so much, I'm so...ahhhhh!! Why are you dragging me along? ?”

Hu Yang was dragged outside by his clothes by General Thunder.

He grabbed his torn clothes pitifully and said delicately: "You are so rough."

Click!

A flash of light came on.

The delicate Hu Yang turned his head and looked at Yae Shenzi who was holding up his mobile phone to take pictures.

He immediately put away the delicate expression on his face and said fiercely: "What did you take?! Delete it for me! Otherwise, I will strip you of all your fox fur!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he felt his body fly up, and then General Thunder's fragrant thigh hit his waist.

A huge force struck, and Populus euphratica's body flew out uncontrollably.

Hu Yang, who was in the air, put away the mean expression on his face: "It's so heartless. The protagonist in the novel I read obviously can get her as long as he comes into contact with Ying, gives her something to eat, or chats with her. Love, why can’t my shadow work?”

"I must be the protagonist. Everything in the novel is a lie. How could an old woman who is thousands of years old suddenly fall in love with someone else? Ying is not a lover.

No, no, let’s try again. I can’t give up easily. What if Ying is really a love brain? This is the God of Thunder. Fall in love with her and then dump her. What an interesting thing. Hehehe ~"

He took out his cell phone and sent a text message to Nasida, and he would pick her up in the evening.

Swish!

The next moment, Populus euphratica suddenly disappeared.

Liyuegang

In the small wooden house opposite to the Hall of Rebirth

Populus euphratica appeared out of thin air.

When Hu Yang returned to the cabin, he looked around and found Akei Ishin with only half of his body left under the dining table in the living room.

The only thing he burned in Inazuma was Akage Isshin's legs, while Akage Isshin's upper body was temporarily treated by him, and then he used the teleportation stone pillar to teleport to the cabin under the cover of the flames.

Although he received timely treatment, Akei Isshin still passed out due to excessive blood loss.

"With his limbs gone, there's no way to treat him all at once. It's really troublesome to nurse him back to health first. I'm a god who only has to take care of people."

He carried the person and threw him into a room downstairs.

Having lost his limbs and without the Eyes of God, Chiying is now nothing more than a loser.

"Next, it's time to prepare for the gods' banquet. Should we have it in Qunyu Pavilion?" Hu Yang thought while stroking his chin and returned to the living room.

He sat down on the table and chairs in the living room, not yet deciding where to hold the banquet.

Although Qun Yu Pavilion was a good choice, he felt it was too boring. He had worked hard for so long, not for this boring thing.

“Where is the best place~”

"The Hall of Rebirth? A coffin sent by Yishen?"

"Yujingtai...it's better to go to Qunyu Pavilion..."

"Trouble, please. Sure enough, let's adapt to the situation. We will decide where to hold the banquet wherever we find it fun that day. Well, that's it, but the food must be prepared."

He took out his cell phone and sent a message to Hu Tao.

……

Populus euphratica: Xiao Hutao, I’m going to invite some people to my house in a few days. Can you help arrange it?

(It took a long time to wait for Hutao’s reply)

Hutao: Isn’t it okay to have a banquet outside?

Hu Yang: I would like to bring my friends to my home to play, and introduce our business of Shengshengtang. They are well-connected and can help us promote the Shengshengtang.

Hutao: Please! Be sure to invite it to your home!

Hutao: But wouldn’t it be unlucky to hold a banquet in the Purity Hall?

Hu Yang: It’s okay. My friends don’t care about this. Wendy will come too. Don’t you know what his temper is? My friends are all similar to him.

Hu Yang: By the way, Wendy has a distinguished status. I hope Zhongli can attend when the time comes. Zhongli is well-informed and there will be nothing wrong with the banquet then.

Hutao: Brother, don’t worry, I will definitely give my sister-in-law face.

Hu Yang: He is not your sister-in-law. Your sister-in-law is someone else. She will also come when the time comes.

Hutao: What? ! (? ○ Д ○)?

Hutao: Brother, are you in love with someone else?

Hutao: Do ​​you want to be a scumbag?

Hutao: Brother, you can’t do this

Hutao: All scumbags deserve to die

Populus euphratica:……

Hu Yang: Sister, do you think our old Hu family has lost its inheritance with me?

Hu Yang: I am the only male in Lao Hu’s family.

Hutao: That’s not what I meant, but brother, are you feeling too sorry for Wendy? I think Wendy is very good. She often sends me wine and takes care of Xiao Baozi.

Populus euphratica: Xiami! When did he send you wine again? ! !

Populus euphratica: Children should not drink alcohol