Genshin Impact: This person is mentally ill

Ding!

The bullet hit Leosley's iron fist and exploded into a ball of sparks.

Leosley's cold air passed by Veronica and hit the monster behind Veronica that was about to attack her.

Veronica noticed something was wrong and turned around to see the frozen monster: "This is..."

The monster's three heads were so familiar.

"How did it become like this?"

Before Veronica could figure out what happened, the ice block sealing the monster shattered.

The monster's three heads spoke at the same time: "Leosli! Leosli! Merlo Petersburg is mine! It's mine!"

The monster screamed and rushed towards Leosley.

Leosley jumped high to avoid the monster's attack.

He was in mid-air, his fists condensing the power of extreme cold.

"Bon Voyage!"

From top to bottom, punch the monster on the head.

The monster's body was instantly frozen and then shattered.

The body parts were scattered everywhere.

……

"That's it?!"

Hu Yang looked at the killed monster with a confused expression.

He's even taken off his pants, so you're showing him this?

Is this how you test the gods?

[I can only say that this guy is so unlucky. It just developed the ability of the Eye of God and encountered a mini-boss when it went out. If it absorbs some more people, it will still be very powerful]

Hu Yang chuckled, such an ugly guy should just die.

but……

The Brimmed Hat Society believes in its own god, will its number of believers decrease as a result?

Just as he was thinking about this, a hand was placed on his shoulder.

Hu Yang turned to look at the visitor: "Brother, come and pee too."

As he said that, he shook his urine and pulled up his pants: "I've finished peeing, and I'll give you my seat. Brother, pee slowly."

The man wearing Qianyan Army uniform had an ugly expression on his face: "He urinates in public under the Yujing stage. He will be fined and imprisoned for one day as punishment."

"What the hell? Are you charged for peeing? You're not using your skin to get dirty money, are you?"

Qian Yanjun said seriously: "Master Hu, please speak carefully!"

"Cut~"

Hu Yang curled his lips and didn't care about such trivial matters at all. He was just peeing in Yujingtai. Even if he peed in Qunyu Pavilion, Ningguang couldn't do anything to him. A small Qianyan Army would do that. A younger brother.

Qian Yanjun grabbed Hu Yang.

"Please let go. I will leave on my own. No one can touch me except pretty girls."

Hu Yang didn't resist, so he "obediently" followed Qian Yanjun and left Yujingtai.

Yujingtai

Zhongli sighed as he drank tea.

Just now he saw Hu Yang looking strange and leaving, so he used his god's authority to spy on him, and then he saw the careless kid looking for a random place to relieve himself.

This is not a big deal, but it happened to be seen by Qian Yanjun who was passing by.

If it were before, he would have looked at this matter calmly.

But when he learned that Hu Yang was a god, he found that he could no longer be as calm as before when faced with such rude things.

In the past, the god he least understood was Wendy, the drunkard who had nothing to do with the bard.

Now, there was another god that he didn't understand even more, a god who could urinate casually in public.

Zhongli felt some indescribable tiredness in his heart.

At this time, Populus euphratica came over from a distance.

"I drank a little too much soup this morning. Master, I will continue."

Some people may ask, didn’t Populus euphratica leave with Qian Yanjun just now?

It's all just illusion~

He wasn't going to waste his time in solitary confinement.

After finishing the song, Nasida smiled and clapped her hands: "Popular euphratica is so amazing. Your piano sound seems to have the power in dreams and can communicate with nature."

Zhong Li also nodded in agreement. Although Hu Yang was not serious, he was superb at playing the piano, which he particularly agreed with.

He looked at Grandma Ping. A Ping was best at playing the piano, and now it has been passed down.

Maybe after many years, he can only listen to Populus euphratica to miss his old friends.

Grandma Ping said with a smile: "Although Hu Yang is a little naughty, he is very talented in the piano art. He learned the piano art during the last Hai Lantern Festival. His current achievements are all due to his talent. He will continue to do so in the future." Need to practice more.”

Hu Yang nodded obediently: "That's what the master said."

After resting at Yujing Terrace for a long time, the three of them said goodbye and left.

The rest of the afternoon is still time to visit Liyue Port.

Along the way, Hu Yang bought many things for Naxida, who had never seen the world. Liyue snacks, kites, harps and some interesting gadgets were given to Naxida.

He seemed to see Nasida's head popping up: Favorability +1, Favorability +1, Favorability +1, Favorability...

[Hey, the host is not that kind to Xiao Yi]

"I'm good to you, what do you give me?"

【Original stone】

"one?"

【嘤嘤嘤～】

"Xiaoyi~, if you can exchange a few molas for a person's sincerity, do you think it's worth it?"

[Host, you are actually cheating on her, you are so bad~, Xiaoyi likes her so much, host gives me a hug (??w??)?]

"Go away~, let's play~"

"Nascida is a kind-hearted child, but she is also a child with a hard life. As long as I give a little warmth to a child like this, she will give her sincerity to me."

"As long as I don't do anything outrageous, she will be a reliable partner. A little bit of mora can lead to a reliable partner. Is there anything so cheap in this world~"

[Come on host! Take down the little grass god! 】

"Just keep cheering and shouting. If you give Maura some support, I'll buy Nasida the Qun Jade Pavilion and give it to her."

【???嘤～】

Under the setting sun, the two gods walked side by side on the road between the lotus ponds.

Populus euphratica followed with his arms behind his head, walking lazily.

He said: "Zhongli, Nasida, it's getting late. Let's go have dinner."

Zhongli, who was talking about lotus flowers with Nasida, stopped, turned around and nodded: "Then let's go to Xinyuexuan. I'll ask another guest to introduce him to you."

"Immortal?"

“A solstice guest.”

……

Xinyuexuan Private Room

"Come on, Naxida, eat this, this fish is delicious." Hu Yang generously served the shy Naxida with vegetables. Before the guests came, Naxida's plate was piled with dumplings.

Nasida looked troubled and whispered: "Popula euphratica, I... don't like eating these very much."

"What's wrong? You don't like seafood."

"Well, those seafood, they were born in the boundless darkness and grew up in the depths of the sea that I don't understand. Asking me to eat them is like asking me to swallow dirty dark clouds. I'm sorry, I failed you. of kindness.”

Hu Yang waved his hand nonchalantly: "It's okay, it's okay."

He looked at Zhongli, who had only been drinking tea since he entered the door: "Zhongli, I don't think you like seafood too, right?"

Zhongli nodded and said, "I'll just drink tea."

"..." Hu Yang was speechless: "Zhongli, you are really..., if you don't like it, why don't you come to Xinyuexuan? Just go to Liulice or Wanmintang. The best thing about Xinyuexuan is seafood. Why don't you come here to eat?" What more seafood do you want to eat…”