Genshin Impact: This person is mentally ill

"The God of Joy is so kind. He did such a righteous act in order to allow veteran cadres to retire!"

"God of pleasure, you are my God!!!"

"Cry to death, who can understand the painstaking efforts of the God of Joy? Why don't you thank the God of Joy? The God of Joy allows you to retire early and receive a pension. Lord Joy works part-time as a living Buddha. I’m so touched, woo woo woo…”

"(//?//) Don't say that. In fact, I'm not as good as you say. I just helped the old man retire early."

"God of Joy, you are so humble. Not only did you help the old man retire early so that he could receive his pension, but you also gave him more disability allowance. You are so kind."

With a lollipop in her mouth, Nasida looked at Hu Yang thoughtfully.

"Why does Hu Yang direct and act by himself? Is there any profound meaning in this?"

Feeling that the performance was almost over, Hu Yang stood up and with a kind heart, he kicked Azar on the ground to the guards.

"Everyone, see you later. The God of Joy will bless you if you have the chance."

Everyone shuddered, they couldn't even think about the blessing from the God of Joy.

Hu Yang turned around and picked up Naxida's back collar, and flew Naxida away from Jingshan Palace.

Flying all the way out of Xumi City, they stopped on a small dirt bag covered with green grass.

Throwing down Nacida, he unceremoniously took out the unfinished lollipop from Nacida's mouth and stuffed it into his own mouth.

"The scenery in Xumi is really nice, much better than Inazuma's."

Nasida asked curiously: "Is it the kingdom of the God of Thunder? What is it like there?"

"It thunders all day long, and the sky is gloomy. It's very depressing anyway. I don't like it very much, but I still like the God of Thunder. Apart from being inconsistent with my personality, she is my favorite. Her massage and foot massage are very comfortable. I have a chance." Let me take you to experience it.”

Nasida: "???"

Thor? Foot massage?

Why is this different from what she knows?

“Ah——, it’s such a fine day. At this moment, the handsome God of Joy can’t help but recite a poem:

Grass!

So green!

day!

So blue!

I!

so hot! ! ! ! ! ! "

"Oh~, I am such a handsome person. I don't know how many people have been fascinated by it today. It is really sinful. Amitabha is a copycat and a poor person took pictures."

As he said that, he took out his camera and pulled Nasida aside who had no idea what was going on.

"Come on, Eggplant!"

Click!

Earn the achievement "Walking with Grass".

After taking the photo, Hu Yang sent the photo to his harem group.

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Happy little boy: Photo (Photo of Populus euphratica and Nasida)

Happy little boy: Guess whose child this is?

I'm not the God of Wind: @上生堂客令, old man, take care of your kid. Don't let him come out to harm the children again. All our children in Mondstadt have been led bad by him (╥w╥`)

Guests at the Hall of Rebirth: Pictures (drinking tea)

I am not the God of Wind: Populus euphratica, spare this child, leave it to me, let me do it

Happy Little Boy: Wendy, what do you mean? !

Happy little boy: You think I am a bad person when you say that. My guest and my wife are both here. What should I do if they misunderstand me?

Visitor from the Hall of Rebirth: @happylittleboy@ I am not the God of Wind. Have you already performed the wedding ceremony?

Visitor from the Palace of Purity: (questioning) Why don’t you get married in Liyue?

Visitor from the Hall of Purity: Liyue is the master

Visitor from the Hall of Rebirth: Although Liyue is mediocre, she will still organize a marriage ceremony for Fengshen worthy of a god.

Guests of the Purangsheng Hall: I can personally hold a marriage ceremony for you. According to the marriage ceremony of Liyue, you will welcome the bride in a sedan chair, visit the hall, and entertain guests... (Two thousand words are omitted below)

I'm not the God of Wind: Emoticon (sniffles), is it so complicated for you to get married in Liyue?

Visitor from the Hall of Purity: These are normal wedding ceremonies.

I'm not the God of Wind: It's so troublesome, but fortunately I'm not from Liyue

Happy little boy: @上生堂客青, Zhongli, what are you talking about? Wendy and I have nothing to do with each other.

Happy little boy: @Eternal, don’t listen to Zhongli’s nonsense, my heart and my body belong to you

Happy little boy: @上生堂客青, Zhongli@久久, this is my wife, do you understand?

Visitor from the Hall of Rebirth: Are you... having a quarrel with Wendy?

Happy little boy: (;｀O′)oI have nothing to do with Wendy

Happy little boy: @Eternal, Wendy and I really have nothing to do with each other. Wendy shamelessly pestered me. I don’t like the wind at all. I hate the wind the most.

I am not the God of Wind: Video (video of Hu Yang and Wendy confessing their love)

I'm not the God of Wind: I can prove that Populus euphratica hates me the most. Look, it makes me so sad to say that it hates me in front of so many people (?Д`)

Happy little boy: I’m going! Where did you get this thing?

I'm not the God of Wind: Hehe, a lot of people took photos of what happened that day. This one was given to me by a lady.

Happy little boy: Wendy, you are so shameless, this kind of thing still exists, destroy it quickly! (▼ plate▼#)

I am not the God of Wind: Would you like to leave a souvenir? Don’t you remember it’s fun?

Happy little boy: It’s so fun! You don’t want face, I still want face.

Happy little boy: How can you let me find a wife if you give this thing away! Delete it quickly/

I’m not Fengshen: It’s useless to delete it. Many people have sent you the video. Oh no, it should be called Shengshengtang now. They have all been posted to Shengshengtang.

Happy little boy: (///ˊ?ˋ///)@上生堂客服, Mr. Zhongli, can you help me get rid of all these people who know this?

Visitor from the Hall of Rebirth: Don’t worry about little things

Happy little boy: (╥w╥`) What I care about is, if this news gets out, how will I find a wife in the future, and how will I continue the family lineage of our old Hu family? The hall of death has been passed down for generations, but I am the only man like me.

Happy little boy: Zhongli, you don’t want to see no successor to the Hall of Rebirth, right?

Visitor from the Hall of Rebirth: If you are worried about this, don’t be anxious. I will take you on a blind date when you return to Liyue.

Happy little boy: Zhongli, you have changed. You used to dote on me very much. Woohoo, do you have another baby? (?＞?＜?)

……

Inawa

In the pure land

The shadow disk sat in the void, and the prompts of "Ding! Ding! Ding..." kept coming from his ears.

Her patience was worn away bit by bit.

Pick up the phone on the ground, edit the text message, and send it.

……

【Happy Harem Group】

Eternity: Shut up!

……

quiet……

The group suddenly became quiet, and then...

……

Happy little boy: ⊙︿⊙

I am not the God of Wind: Why is she angry?

Happy little boy: A woman's heart is like a needle in the sea. Who knows, it must be Wendy, you have offended her.

I'm not the God of Wind: Is it possible that you offended her?

Happy little boy: This is absolutely impossible. I am her favorite man. There is no way I can make her sad.

I am not the god of wind: (﹁“﹁)

Happy little boy: Don’t you believe it? If you don’t believe me, come here and I’ll show you my heart, with her name engraved on it.

I'm not the God of Wind: Do you want to perform a scene for me where you take out your own heart and engrave Baal's name on it?

Happy little boy: Oh, Wendy, you really understand me better and better