Genshin Impact: This person is mentally ill

Mond Town Center

"All the residents of Mondstadt are gathering here!"

"Gather! Your new master of Mondstadt has something to say!"

"We haven't been here within ten minutes! Evict Mondstadt immediately!"

Wendy helped Little One hold the big speaker, and Little One shouted at the big speaker: "Speed! Speed! You servants, please speed up!"

"Talking slime?"

"This seems to be the slime next to the Populus Demon King. What is it saying strangely?"

"Lord Fengshen is here, what are they doing?"

"Give way! Give way! Captain Qin is here!"

"Knights of the West Wind! Open the door! Oh no! Get out of the way!"

"Captain, you are going the wrong way, over here."

Qin came to the front with the help of her men.

Wearing heavy lenses, she stepped forward to confirm the other party's identity: "Hu Yang, when did you learn to disguise yourself?"

The person who was a little embarrassed said: "Captain, I am Hoffman."

Qin took off her glasses, revealing [3 3] shaped eyes.

She rubbed her eyes, wiped her lenses again, and put on her glasses this time to see the person in front of her clearly: "It's really Hoffman. I'm sorry, my eyes were a little tired from working overtime last night, so I saw the wrong person."

Hoffman shed tears of emotion and saluted: "I'm fine. Thank you for your hard work, Captain. Please pay more attention to rest."

"Ah."

Qin nodded, walked up to Xiao Yi, and said seriously: "You can't loudly announce the transformation in Mondstadt, otherwise it will disturb others."

Xiao Yi said proudly: "Captain Qin, open your eyes and see who is next to me."

Eyes with thick lenses looked at the green mass on the side: "You are..."

"Hey, it's me, Wendy."

"Master Fengshen, you are here too, what are you doing?"

Wendy blinked and said, "I don't know."

Xiao Yi shouted: "Captain Qin~, the protagonist is here."

Qin looked over: "Water Slime, what are you going to do?"

"My master has something to announce."

Populus euphratica lying on the side said: "Stay~"

Xiao Yi translated: "The master said that Fengshen has agreed to be with the master."

"Stay~"

"The master is now the man of the God of Wind. The town of Mondstadt is the property of the God of Wind, and now it is also the property of the master."

"Stay~"

"You will be the master's servants from now on. As servants, you must have the consciousness of a servant."

"Stay~"

"Now! Pay tribute to my master with all your treasures to show your loyalty to your master."

"Stay~"

"If you are not loyal, I'm sorry, but please get out of Mondstadt."

Paimon in the crowd wanted to rush forward with his bladeless sword when he heard Xiao Yi's words.

"How can this hateful slime say such things? Mondstadt belongs to everyone. How can it make everyone leave Mondstadt? Come on, let's go up and beat it!"

Ying nodded nervously.

Ahead, Qin was also saying the same thing to Xiao Yi: "Mondstadt belongs to everyone, how can you let everyone leave Mondstadt."

"Hmph! I don't care about you. Now my master is the man of the God of Wind, and Mondstadt belongs to my master! Anyone who disobeys me should get out of Mondstadt!"

Qin looked at Wendy: "Is this really the case with Lord Fengshen?"

"Ah? No, I only said that I would be with Hu Yang and he would pay for my future purchases. I didn't say that I would give Mondstadt to him. Besides, I can't make the decision in Mondstadt. I'm just an alcoholic who likes to drink." Wendy decisively put away her problem.

"Barbatos! You're going to burn bridges!"

Wendy (??): "Xia Mi? I seem to be drunk, um... I feel dizzy..."

thump!

Wendy lay on the floor and fell asleep.

"Both of you."

Qin looked at Hu Yang and Xiao Yi: "I originally thought that you were going to be good people, so I gave you a chance. I didn't expect that you were being good people just to drive us out of Mondstadt Town. This time, it was my fault. I will Make up for my mistakes."

Qin took out his weapon and shouted: "...Ha!"

The wind pressure on the long sword sucked up Xiao Yi and Populus euphratica, and then threw them high into the air.

"Ah!!! We will definitely come back!!!"

"stay……"

……

small theater

Qin retires due to self-blame

However, more than a dozen regiment leaders were appointed in succession, and all of them fell ill due to fatigue.

In the end, Qin could only serve as the leader again.

All the people who had been team leaders were so moved that they almost cried. That is not a job for humans at all (┯_┯).

……

Fairy tale world

The two figures smashed into the Demon King's Castle accurately.

"Master, are you okay?"

"Stay~"

"Master, when will you change back?"

"Stay~"

"What? This is very comfortable. Don't change back, wuwuwu..., don't-"

In the past, everyone would go back after the performance, but this time the situation changed.

Time passed day by day, and a month passed in the blink of an eye. Everyone's consciousness was still trapped in the fairy tale world.

Demon King's Castle

Populus euphratica was lying lazily on the ground. He didn't bother to quit at all. He only had some strength when he said "Stay~". At other times, he was too lazy to do anything.

[It’s been a month, reality has passed for more than a day, host, when will you have a good rest?]

Hu Yang's fingers moved.

I saw his body that had been lying down for a month slowly stand up.

"stay--"

Populus euphratica!

Stand up!

"Host, eh eh eh, you finally stood up."

Hu Yang stretched his muscles and said: "This skill is really comfortable to use. I feel like I have endless energy in my body now, and I always want to find something to do."

[Host, you better not use this skill in the future, otherwise I don’t know when you will sleep next time, leaving Xiao Yi alone, 嘤嘤嘤]

"Isn't it only a day and a half? Look at how anxious you are."

[嘤嘤嘤, but a month has passed in the fairy tale world, and Xiao Yi has also been waiting for the host for a month]

"You can just go out and do your business, wait for me to do something."

[Hey~, host, how do you get out of the fairy tale world when you control me?]

"You can't get out?"

【of course】

"You're such a waste, you can't get out of the props you gave yourself."

[嘤嘤嘤…, host, you will hurt Xiao Yi’s heart by speaking like this]

"Really? Then take out your heart and let me see."

The slime on the ground jumped over: "Master, does the slime have a heart? If you have a heart, just dig it out. Everything about Xiao Yi belongs to you, the master."

Hu Yang raised his foot and kicked Xiao Yi away mercilessly: "What do I want from a fake thing?"

"嘤嘤嘤..."

"Okay, it's time to end the fairy tale world."

Populus euphratica controls the fairy tale world and sends everyone's consciousness back. These consciousnesses will bring their own memories for a month. I wonder if anything will happen.

Later, he also left the fairy tale world.

Mondstadt, where the wind rises

Swish!

Populus euphratica appears.

As soon as he returned to the real world, he saw a white wolf rushing toward him.

"Ah fight!"

Populus euphratica raised his leg and kicked the white wolf in the chin? The white wolf's body instantly shrunk into a tiny dot, which was sent up into the sky by this kick.

"(?＞?＜?)Ouch..."

Sad tears flashed in the air.

"Huh? Why does that white thing look so familiar?"