Genshin Impact: This person is mentally ill

spiritual space

The endless starry sky is dotted with stars

"Spiritual space, I haven't been back for a long time, I really miss it~"

[The host can come back often to see]

"Then forget it~"

"Let's draw a lottery."

【yes】

As usual, ten streaks of starlight fell from the black hole above.

Two purples, plus three yolk eggs, your luck is surprisingly good.

[(Purple) Funny Bomb*10: Wonderful bomb, be careful of accidental injuries]

[(Purple) Distortion: Using this skill, your body will be distorted, and the distortion will cause you to undergo wonderful changes]

[(Gold) Charging: Entering the charging state, your body will absorb the surrounding energy to slowly increase

Side effects: laziness]

[(Gold) Space shuttle: You can freely shuttle in space

Note: You can only travel through space, but not tear apart space]

[(Golden) Blood Mage's Magic Book: Ten powerful blood magics are recorded in it, please use it with caution]

"It turns out to be the ability of space. The result of this lottery is really good."

leave mental space

Hu Yang took out the blood mage's magic book and opened it. The magic book was very thin. One page represented a kind of magic, and there were only ten magic spells.

Ten magic spells, and he soon knew them all.

"Every magic has side effects, are you kidding me?"

[Powerful things naturally have side effects, and the host wants to have sex for free]

"What is free prostitution? I used 1600 rough stones to extract it, okay?"

Putting away the magic book, he was ready to test his ability to travel through space.

Swish!

Populus euphratica's body disappeared and reappeared twenty meters away.

"..., a twenty-meter space shuttle? It's better to call it space movement~"

【ㄟ(▔︹▔ㄟ)The host is so annoying】

"Try the last one."

Recharge, the name is simple and clear.

Populus euphratica activated its energy, and a comfortable and warm feeling suddenly came over the body, like lying on the grass and sleeping in the warm sun in spring.

He fell lazily to the ground.

"It's so comfortable, I really want to keep it like this."

[Host, don’t sleep, you still have tasks to do]

"Stay~" Populus euphratica (~0~).

[Host, mission]

"Stay~"

A childlike mask appears on Populus euphratica's face.

The world of childlike fun is launched.

……

Children's world

Mondstadt

Figures of people appeared on the silent city station, and Populus euphratica was among them.

"Here we are again."

"I also watched the video I took last time, and there was no scene of me appearing. Why would I come?"

"Director, can you give me some roles? I want to be Master Fengshen's younger brother."

"Director, stop insulting my aesthetics. I don't like weird people!"

"It's just acting, can you please stop working?"

"Can I stay in the pub and drink, hehe..."

"Stay~"

Once raw, twice cooked.

People who came to Mondstadt saw the previously shot video, and many of them expressed how they didn't have a part in the scene. They obviously participated in the filming, but they weren't even given a shot.

[I have received your suggestions, okay, let’s start filming the second scene]

【Everyone in his place】

[Scene 2, The Devil’s Conspiracy]

【start! 】

Swish!Swish!Swish!

This time, everyone was teleported directly to the location they left last time.

Hu Yang also returned to his Demon King's Castle.

This time, he is the protagonist.

In the castle, Tvarin was cleaning the floor hard.

Hu Yang was lying lazily on the sofa.

From the side, a water slime jumped over.

"Master, master, I have thought of a great plan to invade Mondstadt."

Populus euphratica lazily replied: "Stay~"

[Host, lines]

"Stay~"

Seeing that Hu Yang was so lazy, Xiao Yi had no choice but to perform alone.

"Master, do you want me to reveal some plan?"

"Stay~"

"Master, you see, the city of Mondstadt belongs to the God of Wind. As long as we get the God of Wind, then the city of Mondstadt will belong to the master."

"Stay~"

"Master, what you meant is that this plan is no different from last time. The last time you failed to capture the Fengshen, you don't want the audience to get used to it if you use the same strategy twice."

"Stay~"

"Master, this time is different. This time, the master does not need to capture the Fengshen. This time, the master is allowed to gain the favor of the Fengshen. According to Xiao Yi's understanding, the Fengshen is a two-thousand-year-old bachelor, and he likes drinking. As long as the master gives him a drink, If you get along with him for a while, you will soon win the favor of the God of Wind."

"When the time comes when Fengshen falls in love with the master, the master can let him give up Mondstadt Town. Not only that, with Fengshen's help we can return to Liyueji and defeat the Yanshen of Liyueji, and defeat Mondstadt Town and Liyue. Everything belongs to the owner."

"Stay~"

Xiao Yi called to Tvarin who was mopping the floor in the distance: "Xiao Linzi, come here quickly, the master is going to Mondstadt."

"I still have to mop the floor."

Tvarin said nothing and continued to wipe the floor with his butt raised.

It won't let this hateful demon hurt Barbatos.

It is Barbatos' favorite little dragon, no..., (T ^ T), Barbatos has another dragon.

Thinking about it, Tvarin shed tears.

Why is it so difficult? I used to work for Barbatos to earn money to buy wine for Barbatos, but I didn't expect that Barbatos turned out to be a heartless man.

Damn Barbatos, I must tie him back so that he can only accompany me as a dragon.

Xiao Yi said quietly: "Tevalin, don't you want to know who the dragon you played with Barbatos is~"

Tevalin immediately rushed over and stopped in front of Xiao Yi, his eyes burning with anger: "Who is that abominable dragon!"

"Serve the master well and I will tell you. Not only can I tell you who the dragon is, I can also ask the master to help you deal with the dragon."

"Really? (o﹏o?), don't lie to me."

"I swear in the name of the master that I will never deceive you. Okay, take the master to Mondstadt Town quickly."

"Barbatos, wait for me, I am your favorite dragon."

Tevalin excitedly held up Populus euphratica and flew to Mondstadt.

Shortly after

Tvarin landed at the gate of Mondstadt.

A group of knights from Mondstadt surrounded it.

"Roar!"

Tevalin roared angrily: "Mortal! Get out of here!"

"I am Barbatos' favorite dragon, and you dare to stop me!"

"Barbatos! Come out to me!"

at the same time

Tavern

Wendy fell drunkenly on the table: "Good... good wine, let's... have another jar."

Diluc, who was holding his tea cup, looked at the black line on Wendy's head who looked like a drunkard.

This guy doesn't look like an actor at all.

"Wind God, haha..."

It was all acting anyway, and he hoped that he would have the opportunity to play a bad guy and give the drunkard in front of him a good beating.

Mondstadt town gate

Qin hurried over wearing reading glasses.

She pointed forward and said righteously: "Populus euphratica! You are not allowed to mess around in Mondstadt."

All the knights were speechless for a while when they saw their leader pointing at their own people and talking: "..."

"Captain, you are on the wrong team."

"Ok?"

Qin took off his glasses and wiped the lenses in confusion, and then he saw clearly that the Wind Demon Dragon standing next to him was the member of the Knights he just pointed at.

"Sorry, sorry, I didn't see clearly." Qin apologized repeatedly and walked into the knights' team.

After confirming that the enemy was in front of him, he said: "Popular euphratica! You are not allowed to mess around in Mondstadt!"