Genshin Impact: This person is mentally ill

this day

Hu Yang returned to Liyue, and his husband went to Qunyu Pavilion to deliver goods to Ningguang, and then went to Bubulu to trade with Baizhu.

Bu Lu

"Is that just a little? That's too little. Give me ten kilograms."

Bai Zhu wondered if his ears had heard it wrong: "Ten kilograms?! Do you use it as food? I haven't sold ten kilograms of this medicine in a year."

"Oh, don't worry about this. You get the medicine and I'll pay for it. Hurry up."

Bai Zhu shook his head and said: "There is no ten kilograms. Several types of medicines can be added together to give you one kilogram."

"Isn't it? Your Bu Bu Lu is the largest pharmacy in Liyue, and it doesn't even have ten kilograms of medicine? I think you should stop selling medicine and go home to farm." Hu Yang mocked mercilessly.

Bai Shu said helplessly: "Do you want it?"

Who would have nothing to do with so many things?

"If you want it, bring it."

As soon as I got Populus euphratica, I rushed back to Daowu to give Xiao Liya some happiness training.

The combination of pleasure and pain forcibly changes Xiao Liya's cognition. This matter is very difficult to say, easy to say, it depends on the change of Xiao Liya's mentality.

one morning

In Xiaoliya's room

"Smile happily, don't look like you're dying, come on, learn from me."

Populus euphratica has a pain dagger stuck in his body, with perverted pleasure on his face: "You must learn to enjoy pain, so that you will be happy."

"It hurts! It hurts! It feels so comfortable to sleep! Hahahaha!!!"

Pull out the dagger and insert it somewhere else.

"Come on!! Laugh! Hahaha!!!"

"Be happy hehehe!!"

The dual buffs of the medicinal effect and the pain from the soul were applied to Xiao Liya. Xiao Liya felt as if she had fallen into a furnace and had countless needles piercing her brain.

The devil's whisper reached his ears.

"Feel the changes in your body. Every pain stimulates your nerves, just like a massage. You should be happy! Happy, you know!"

Xiao Liya murmured: "Happy, happy..."

She slowly raised the corners of her mouth, revealing a twisted smile.

At that moment, her mentality seemed to have changed in some way.

……

Time is like running water, fleeting

Before I knew it, half a month had passed.

Shadow to the foot of the mountain

A group of wandering warriors with their legs cut off lay on the ground wailing, and among the crowd stood a girl covered in blood.

The girl turned around, with a bright smile on her face, revealing her cute little tiger teeth, and said to the man lying on the stone playing with his mobile phone in the distance: "Hu Populus, I'm done."

"Oh~"

Hu Yang said without looking back: "Pick up their legs and I will treat them later."

[Host, the mission is completed, Xiao Liya has graduated successfully]

"It's only five days until one month. I won't take on this kind of mission again next time. I've had enough fun in five days."

In the past half month, he has been instilling the idea of ​​​​"happiness" in Xiao Liya, allowing Xiao Liya to seek happiness in pain.

Then he used pain and pain to stimulate the other party. Through his unremitting efforts, he finally saved a certain girl who was lost in real life.

Now Xiao Liya regards pain as a kind of happiness.

However, the other party's mentality towards death has not changed.

Hu Yang originally wanted Xiao Liya to realize that death was the salvation, but he failed because of his poor eloquence.

Although the concept of death and redemption failed, Xiao Liya is no longer afraid of death, which can be regarded as another kind of success.

Hu Yang stretched and thought to himself: It's been almost a month, the task is finally completed, and there is no need to play house with the little guy anymore.

"Leave Inazuma and go see the general and exercise with her, otherwise my bones will soon become rusty."

He took out his cell phone and sent a message to Wendy.

……

Happy little boy: I will go back to Mondstadt tomorrow

I am not the God of Wind: You are coming back! Where's Liya!

Happy little boy: Of course, come back with me. Under my training, she has successfully become a happy girl.

I am not the god of wind: doubtful

Happy little boy: You will know when you meet her. By the way, let me ask you something.

I am not the God of Wind: Can I not listen?

Happy little boy: I want to exercise my body with Thor. Do you think she will be reluctant to let me leave Rice Wife and go to Mondstadt to find me?

I am not the God of Wind: Σ(っ °Д °;)っ

I'm not the God of Wind: Don't come over here! ! !

I am not the God of Wind: Populus euphratica, not from today! From now on, no one knows anyone!

I am not the God of Wind: Bye! Never again!

【You have been deleted from contact by the other party】

……

"Ah Yi, do you dare to delete me as a friend?"

……

[Contact has been re-added]

Happy little boy: Who in Mondstadt doesn’t know about our relationship, right?

Happy little boy: Tell me what her weaknesses are, so I can find some chance of winning.

I am not the God of Wind: I regret knowing you

I am not the God of Wind: You try dessert, Baal loves this

Happy little boy: I came to fight with her, not to bribe her. Do you want me to hit her with dessert?

I am not the God of Wind: I can have this, hehe~

Happy little boy: You are so useless

I am not the God of Wind: I am the God of Wind, not the God of War, and I have never fought with Baal. (▔︹▔ㄟ) Hate it

Happy little boy: How do you take care of our puppy? Didn’t he raise it to death?

I'm not the God of Wind: I can't afford it (T ^ T)

I’m not a Fengshen: Can I be reimbursed for the cost of its stay?u?w?u

[The other party has blocked you]

……

Mond, Morningside Winery

Wendy looked at the notification on her phone in confusion.

Then he curled his lips and said, "You are so rich and yet you come to bully a poor guy like me."

……

Inawa

Hu Yang put away his cell phone and stood up to heal the injuries of the wandering warriors.

"Ichiro, you come with us to Inazuma Castle, and the rest can disband where they are."

Tanaka Ichiro, who had just gotten up from the ground, responded quickly: "Yes! Sir!"

Xiao Liya, with a smile on her face, came up and asked with a smile: "Hu Yang, what are we doing in Daozhu City?"

"I want to drink milk tea." Hu Yang replied, reaching out and pressing Xiao Liya's head: "Also, call me master."

"Let's go. Let's go to Inazuma City and then return to Mondstadt."

Daozuma Castle

Since the execution of the Eye Hunting Order, the atmosphere in Inazuma Castle has become increasingly serious, with more shogunate troops patrolling the streets than pedestrians.

Hu Yang and Xiao Liya were stopped outside the city by the shogunate army before they entered the city.

"God's Eye holder? Hand over your God's Eye!"

Hu Yang looked at the shogunate army in front of him like a fool: "I said, are you mentally ill? You know that we are the owners of the Eye of God, but you still use it like this. Who gave you the courage to talk to the owner of the Eye of God like this? "

Xiao Liya raised her hands and shouted excitedly: "I'll do it, I'll do it!"

Snapped!

Hu Yang took the picture of the little girl and slapped her on the head: "Why are you here? Girls want to be gentlemen. This kind of fighting and killing is not suitable for you."

Xiao Liya: (?)?Д?(ヽ)

"Hu Yang, are you mentally ill?"

"Call Master."

A familiar figure appeared behind Hu Yang.

The people from the shogunate army saluted quickly when they saw the figure.