Genshin Impact: This person is mentally ill

"It really doesn't matter at all?"

[It really doesn’t matter, I only charge money for what it does]

"You are so shameless..., what kind of personal services did you do?"

[The little zombie has just activated the smart assistance function at any time, and Ha Yi will proactively remind her when she is doing something]

[There is also Yaedo from Pink Fox. They have opened the function of scanning text to upload, which can directly upload books and novels to mobile phones. In addition, they can correct typos and some functions related to rewarding and distributing author mora]

[There are also some road crazy people who have turned on the automatic navigation function, and...]

"Okay! You accept them, Mora, and you want my rough stone? I am an outsider, right?"

【No! Absolutely not! 】

[They are all auxiliary small functions. The real decision-making power is still on your side. Host, if you are willing, you can turn on the recharge function. 1 million molas are converted into 1 rough stone. All the rough stones obtained by recharging are yours.]

"With an exchange ratio of 100:1, you can really make money."

[(???? ???)Maintaining the operation of the mobile phone requires a lot of energy, Xiaoyi can’t pay for it himself]

[Host, do you think you can open a software for exchanging Mora, so that those who have collected energy-containing items can directly exchange the items for Mora, and we can recharge and collect interest]

"Installing the software requires rough stones."

【free】

"It's free and you still ask me?"

[I’m telling you, don’t you dare to install it without permission if you don’t agree to it?]

"Really? My little one is so good. He does private work behind my back for my own good. You're right, little one."

【( ??? ? ??? )嘤嘤嘤~】

[Host, Xiaoyi didn’t do it on purpose, 嘤嘤嘤…]

"Where's sincerity?"

[Xiao Yi will share the interest with you? 】

"How many?"

[How about 100 million molas]

"Ten rough stones? Are you sending the beggar away?"

【That billion? 】

“Look at my face╭n╮（￣▽￣）╭n╮”

[Host, I just opened the business not long ago, so I really don’t make that much money]

[If you continue to let me do private work, I will definitely be able to give the host more Mora]

"All debts will be forgiven."

[Then you have to agree to do private work for me and Ha Yi]

"OK~"

[Your debt has been forgiven]

【o(╥﹏╥)oLife is not easy, a trick is a trick】

[Host, that software thing]

"Do I get a share?"

【have! there must be! 】

"Then install it. By the way, update the video software. Now there are more videos, categorize them, and a chat system. It's too simple. Add some other auxiliary functions."

[Good host, this requires 10 rough stones]

"How many?"

【…】

[Host, Xiaoyi will give you 10 rough stones to help you update the software]

"Well, I won't share any of the money you and Ah Yi make from their private work, but don't forget your job."

[Host, rest assured, Xiaoyi is at your service at any time]

[Then Xiaoyi is gone, he will continue to cheat, no, he will continue to serve the people]

"Walk slowly without sending."

Hu Yang sat on the counter of Bu Bu Lu and waited for a while. Baizhu came over from the backyard carrying a large bag of medicine.

The immortal on the other party's neck has disappeared, and it seems that he is embarrassed to see his old friend.

"Heart disease requires long-term treatment, but you should not rely too much on medicines. These medicines are for one month's dosage, one pack a day, boiled twice. This is what you need to pay attention to when cooking."

Atractylodes gives the packaged medicinal materials and instructions for use to Populus euphratica.

Populus euphratica took the medicinal materials: "So much medicine? You won't drink it to death, right?"

Bai Shu smiled and said: "Master Hu, this is a medicine hall, not a hall of rebirth. I only save people, not the dead."

He continued: "Master Hu, please pay special attention to not taking too much of this medicine, otherwise the patient will become dependent on the medicine, so he should take it in moderation."

"Understood. Thank you very much, Doctor Bai. The bill will be charged to the Hall of Purity, and I will leave first."

Before walking out of Bubulu's gate, Populus euphratica turned back again.

Bai Shu asked, "What else can Mr. Hu do?"

"Do you sell arsenic, aconite, aconite, strychnos and other medicines?"

"I didn't expect Mr. Hu to be interested in Chinese medicinal materials." Baizhu said: "Although these medicines are highly toxic, they can also cure diseases and save lives. Bu Bu Lu is naturally prepared."

The reason why Hu Yang knew these things was not because he knew Chinese medicine, but because he had prepared them for himself when he wanted to commit suicide before. For this reason, he went to the wild to dig some.

Unfortunately, he died without using it in the end.

"I want to buy two kilograms."

"..." Baizhu said: "Mr. Hu, we don't sell this. It's a dangerous item. I usually prepare the prescriptions for this kind of medicine for customers. If you're not careful, this stuff can really kill someone. And Five kilograms...are you going to poison a whole town?"

These medicines are sold in grams, five kilograms... I dare to think.

The total amount of these drugs he sells in a year is far less than 5 kilograms.

"If I find it useful, just sell it to me. If five kilograms doesn't work, then four kilograms."

"Not even a pound."

Hu Yang curled his lips and said, "You are too stingy."

He continued: "If these are not sold, then that medicine will be sold."

"Which medicine Mr. Hu is talking about?"

"Itchy medicine."

"Itching medicine?"

"That's not it." Hu Yang shook his head, showing a shy expression, and said: "Doctor Bai, we are all men, you know."

"you……"

Baizhu's eyes slowly moved to Populus euphratica's lower body: "Why can't you use it at a young age? Take off your clothes and let me take a closer look."

He raised his head and saw that Hu Yang's face was a little ugly. He comforted him: "Don't worry, even if there is a problem, you can slowly adjust it with acupuncture. You are still young."

Hu Yang raised his fist and said through gritted teeth: "Baizhu, do you think my fist is hard? Do you think it is hard or is it the bones of your body?"

"It is a doctor's duty to treat illnesses and save people. Since Mr. Hu has revealed something unspeakable, he should not feel any pressure."

"Pressure you, uncle!"

Hu Yang put down the medicinal materials in his hand, went up and punched Baizhu in the eye socket.

As soon as Bai Zhu reached out to cover his eyes, Hu Yang stepped forward and pressed him to the ground.

"It's your uncle! How dare you insult me! You are no longer good! Your whole family is no longer good!"

Hu Yang's fist hit Bai Shu's body one after another. Although he was angry, he did not use all his strength, otherwise he would have smashed Bai Shu's head with one punch.

As soon as Baizhu gathered the elemental power, Hu Yang held his hands down.

Hu Yang pressed Bai Zhu's hands above the opponent's head with one hand, and pinched the opponent's chin with the other hand.

A smile appeared on the corner of his mouth: "Doesn't Dr. Baizhu think I'm not good enough? Why don't we give it a try?"

As he spoke, a pill appeared in Hu Yang's hand, and he stuffed the pill into Baizhu's mouth.

Bai Shu frowned and asked, "What did you feed me?"

"You'll find out later."

Bai Zhu's body changed. His originally slim waist became even slimmer and soft to the touch.

The chest, buttocks, and legs all changed in the next moment. On the contrary, Baizhu's face did not change much. You can't notice any changes unless you look carefully.

Hu Yang put his hand on Bai Shu's chest: "Well, it's smaller than Miss Diluc's. You can't do that, Bai——Shu~Miss~"