Genshin Impact: This person is mentally ill

Chapter 13: The sky is dry and things are dry, be careful with the candles

Something is wrong!

Something is definitely wrong!

How could the system suddenly be so kind?

Hu Yang was confused. According to the nature of the system, shouldn't he be toyed with first and then benefit him?

"Xiao Yi, continue to pump five times in a row."

[Okay host, start five consecutive draws! 】

The lottery machine shook and spit out five gashapon eggs.

[Dear host, do you want to open them one by one or together?]

"The rewards inside won't change if you open them one by one. Come and open them all."

[The host really has no sense of expectation at all (???? ???)]

The gashapon was opened at the same time, and this time there wasn't even a special effect. The five items were just floating in the starry sky.

[Congratulations to the host for getting a large speaker. This can amplify the host's voice 1 to 10 times. Not only that, it also has a recording function]

It's actually just an ordinary big speaker.

[Congratulations to the host for receiving the Eternal Kaleidoscope - a pair of colored contact lenses (Uchiha Madara style)]

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining the watchman equipment: gongs and clappers]

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining three sets of night clothes]

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining the skill "Wind Step", wow! Shipping! Host, look, look, it’s a skill! 】

"!!!" Populus euphratica.

The system must have taken the wrong medicine today and gave him two good things.

[Does the host want to learn skills now? It only takes one second to learn them]

"study."

……

Withdrawing from the mental space, Hu Yang got up and continued to distribute leaflets.

The morning time passed quickly, and Hu Yang also ended his time for the day.

Although he really wanted to help Hu Tao find business, he still had to reserve his waking hours for the next task and couldn't consume too much.

Hu Yang returned to his silly self, but Zhongli felt relieved in his heart. The naughty boy who woke up was too difficult to take care of.

Without the naughty children causing trouble, Zhongli rarely had a leisurely afternoon sitting at the tea stall.

19:00 in the evening

The backyard of the Rebirth Hall

Hu Tao was serving his unconscious brother to eat.

However, in just a blink of an eye, my brother transformed into himself.

Hu Tao held up a spoon and stared blankly at her brother in front of her who was dressed the same as herself.

"So...so awesome!"

Populus euphratica took the spoon with all kinds of walnuts and started eating by himself.

"How did you do it? I want to learn it too, teach me! (☆?☆)"

Hu Yang said while eating: "This is a talent, you can't learn it."

He wouldn't want to wear this outfit if he had a choice.

It should be said that the effect of this thing is indeed very good. It can break the setting that he can only wake up once a day. With this clothes, he can wake up a second time a day. However, using the effect of this clothes, he can only wake up for two hours.

"Oh~(′△`), but brother, why do you dress up like me? Does it mean that brother also thinks that my dress is outstanding? He is worthy of being my brother, and he has the same taste as me."

"..." Populus euphratica, because there is no choice.

After hastily finishing the meal, Hu Yang put down his bowl and chopsticks and stood up: "I have something to go out for. If you don't come back later, don't look for me."

"Oh." Hu Tao nodded in agreement, but as soon as Populus euphratica went out, she followed him.

It's past seven o'clock in the evening, but it's the busiest time in Liyue.

The streets are brightly lit and people are coming and going. People who have had a tiring day will choose to go out and relax at this time.

Hu Yang walked into a clothing and decoration store, came to the mirror and looked at himself in the mirror.

The man in the mirror and Hu Tao were carved out of the same mold. No wonder so many people called themselves Hu Tao when they saw him. It was really hard to tell them apart.

"Fortunately, Hu Tao doesn't like wearing flowery skirts."

Hu Tao's clothes were unisex, and Hu Yang didn't feel anything wrong with them, but his face was a little too feminine, which made him a little dissatisfied.

If this continues, won't he be like the second lady of the Feiyun Chamber of Commerce? From now on, everyone will call him the eldest lady of the Rebirth Hall. Just thinking about it makes his skin crawl.

"This body is only 15 years old. It can still change with exercise in the future." Hu Yang comforted himself.

(Hu Tao: Brother is right, we are only 15, we will definitely grow up in the future <(`^′)>)

[Host, I have sex change pills here. Do you want them? As long as the original stone (///ˊ?ˋ///)]

"roll!"

【嘤嘤嘤】

After leaving the clothing and decoration store, Hu Yang took out the two-piece watchman set he had drawn earlier, a gong and a clapper.

Update task·Change: 1

19:21-:, the first update of Xu Shi, the sky is dry and things are dry, be careful of candles;

The watchman needs to work five shifts, but his task today is very simple, he only needs to work one shift.

"Whoo~"

Slowly exhaling, Hu Yang raised his gong with one hand and waved his clapper with the other hand.

"Boom--boom!"

"Boom--boom!"

"Boom--boom!"

The first update is also rhythmic. It needs to be done three times in a row, one slowly and one quickly.

"Performing acrobatics?"

"Isn't this Hall Master Hu? This is another business to promote the Hall of Rebirth."

"very noisy."

"I really admire Hall Master Hu, who works so hard every day on publicity services. If I were so diligent, I wouldn't be selling fish here."

The people around seemed accustomed to seeing "Hu Tao" playing gongs and drums, and didn't find it strange. However, some old people passing by were nagging Hall Master Hu to come less often so that they could live a few more years.

Populus euphratica: "..."

Listening to the chatter of passers-by, Populus euphratica forgot to shout.

He could only knock it again.

"Boom--boom!"

"Boom--boom!"

"Boom--boom!"

"It's dry and dry! Be careful of fire!"

[Host, the voice is too low]

"Is this voice still small?"

[Oh, it’s true. I feel like the host is shy now and can’t let go. Do you need help (wink)]

"No... no need."

"Whoo~"

"Boom--boom!"

"Boom--boom!"

"Boom--boom!"

"It's dry and dry!!! Be careful of fire and candles————!!!"

It was at the moment when the words fell.

bake! ! !

The inn on the side of the street burst into flames.

"It's gone!!!"

"Quickly put out the fire!"

"Isn't this the Iwagami Tea Room? You deserve it! Let you gamblers do that kind of thing in a place where you drink tea."

A long time ago, the Iwagami Teahouse was a place for people to drink tea in their leisure time, but since the teahouse opened for gambling, the place has changed. Drinking and gambling, this place has become a gambler's paradise.

"Boom...!"

"The sky is dry and everything is dry! Be careful of fire and candles——"

bake! ! !

The flames in the Yanshang Teahouse seemed to be responding to Populus euphratica's call. The flames became more and more fanatical and soon enveloped half of the Yanshang Teahouse.

A group of shirtless gamblers burst out of the Iwagami Tea Room.

Qianyan Army also quickly arrived to put out the fire.

The fire was quickly extinguished.

After investigation, it was found that the arsonist was a gambler. He had the idea of ​​setting fire to the liquor store because he kept losing at the Iwakami Teahouse.

Of course, none of this has anything to do with Populus euphratica.

Hu Yang returned to the Hall of Rebirth in a happy mood after completing his duty of calling the clock.

This is the first time that I have done a task so easily. I just hit the gong a few times and shout a few times. It doesn't take it too easy.

He feels like today is his lucky day.

But there was something fishy about that fire, but even if it was caused by the system, it wasn't his problem.

"Tomorrow is a good day~"

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