Genshin Impact: This person is mentally ill

"Isn't this kind of thing easy for gods? Isn't it possible that your family can't do it?"

Populus euphratica said angrily: "No, no, no, how could there be such a weak god?"

Yae Kamiko smiled and waved the mobile phone in his hand: "Kami-sama took a photo of what he just said. I will definitely show it to my family."

"..." Populus euphratica.

"Hey, hey, hey, you can't afford to play, can you? Are there any foxes like you?"

……

Mond

A small white dog is running at high speed.

Little Baozi (??Yi?): Master forgot me again

Suddenly, its feet lifted off the ground, and its four legs kicked wildly in the air.

Wendy held the puppy and was a little surprised when she saw the small Eye of God hanging around the puppy's neck: "A dog actually has the Eye of God?"

The God's Eye was so close to the puppy's skin that if you didn't look carefully, you would have thought it was a sapphire.

At this time, the little bun's eyes turned cleverly. He often followed Hutao to watch videos, and he recognized the person in front of him at a glance as the God of Wind in Mondstadt.

"Woof~" It opened its watery eyes and put on a cute expression.

Wendy brought her nose closer and sniffed: "You have a familiar smell. Could it be that you were raised by an acquaintance?"

Little Baozi: Why are you more like a dog than me?

"You look familiar. Have I seen you somewhere?"

"Wang!"

Wendy took out her phone and flipped through the videos.

"I found it. I said it looks familiar. You are exactly the same as Hutao's dog."

The little bun shouted twice excitedly: "Woof woof!!"

"Aren't you the dog that Hutao raised? Wait until I ask."

Wendy took a photo of the dog and sent it to Hutao to ask.

I got a reply soon.

……

The seventy-seventh generation leader of the Rebirth Hall: Isn’t this my little bun? Have you come to Liyue?

I'm not a wind god: I met it in Mondstadt

The seventy-seventh generation leader of the Rebirth Hall: Little Baozi was still at home in the morning, why did he suddenly go to Mondstadt?

I am not the God of Wind: Hutao, how come your dog has the eyes of God?

Hall of Rebirth...: Well, I don’t know, my pets have the eyes of gods.

I am not the God of Wind: How many pets?

The Hall of Rebirth...: There are also Black and Yellow. Black is a crow and Yellow is Pichu, the Pichu in the [Pokémon] game.

I am not the God of Wind: I want to see

Hall of Rebirth...: Come to Liyue, I will introduce them to you

I'm not the God of Wind: Hehe

The Hall of Rebirth...: I still have something to do, so I’ll ask you to take care of it, little Baozi, bye~

I'm not a wind god: no problem

……

Wendy put away her phone and looked at Little Baozi: "Hutao asked me to take care of you, so you can stay with me in Mondstadt for the time being."

"Wang!"

The little bun refused in his heart. He saw his master kidnapping people in Mondstadt with his own eyes. If the wind god in front of him knew this, he would be the unlucky one.

"Wang Wang!"

It barked twice and ran away.

He didn't run very far when he was lifted up again.

Wendy hugged the dog and coaxed: "Doggie, be good, don't run around. I promise Hutao will take good care of you."

……

Inawa

shadow mountain

Hu Yang and Yae Shenzi stood on the top of the mountain, with a little tail beside them.

Hu Yang looked down at the cliff at his feet: "It's so high, my legs are a little weak."

He turned to look at Yae Shenzi and said, "Little fox, am I really not going to be struck by lightning if I fly here?"

"Lord God, are you afraid of being struck by lightning?"

"I'm not afraid myself, but I still have people with me." Hu Yang pulled Liya aside.

Yae Shenzi looked at Liya's dull eyes and said, "What's wrong with this child?"

"My parents are dead and I can't accept the reality. I was entrusted by others to let her live happily."

Yae Shenzi's eyes moved to Hu Yang and said with profound meaning: "I think the person who entrusted you must not be very smart."

Hu Yang raised his eyebrows and said displeased: "What do you mean, you look down on the God of Wind, right? If you look down on the God of Wind, you look down on the gods. Why, does the little fox want to kill the god?"

"Feng Shen entrusted you? Your relationship is really as close as rumored." Yae Shenzi said, Feng Shen's entrustment, then it's okay.

When she was watching videos, she often saw things about this guy and Fengshen, and she was already used to it.

But is the Fengshen blind? Falling in love with such a god.

"Hmph! Not only the God of Wind, I also have a very good relationship with other gods. Nasida is my daughter, the God of Thunder is my wife, the God of Water is my mistress, the God of Ice is my concubine, the God of Rock is my housekeeper, and the God of Fire is I'm a thug, hey hey hey, what are you doing with your phone?!"

Yae Shenzi said with a face of admiration: "The God of Joy said so boldly that it is a pity for the little girl to appreciate the host alone. Therefore, the little girl is ready to share it with everyone so that more people can know about the God of Joy. Big words.”

"Ha." Hu Yang rolled his eyes at the other party: "If others say this, I still believe it, you... come on."

He waved his hand to drive her away: "Go, go, let's play, don't delay me from saving my lovely little Liya."

Hu Yang took Xiao Liya and walked to the edge of the cliff: "Come on, Xiao Liya, my brother will give you something."

Hu Yang took out an Eye of God and hung it on the collar of Xiao Liya's neck.

"This is the Eye of God. I specially prepared it for Xiao Liya."

Xiao Liya's Eye of God is only worth 10 rough stones, which means Xiao Liya is not special.

"Okay, Xiao Liya, let's start the first step of the rescue plan: flying freely."

Populus euphratica came behind Xiao Liya: "Fly high, Xiao Liya."

With a push of her hand, Xiao Liya fell off the cliff.

嗖

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Yae Shenzi looked at Populus euphratica, then at the cliff below and said, "Are you...are you sure you are saving her?"

Hu Yang stretched out a finger and shook it, saying: "You don't understand, my method is different from others."

With that said, he jumped down.

Susanoo!

Dark clouds gathered in the sky as soon as Susanoo appeared.

"No way! Little fox liar!"

Hu Yang hurriedly drove the Susanoo and dived down to catch up with Xiao Liya who had just fallen.

At the moment when the lightning was about to strike, he decisively gave up Susan and hugged Little Liya and continued to fall downwards.

半空

Hu Yang looked at Xiao Liya's pale face with a smile: "Xiao Liya, your heart is beating so fast. Is it because you saw your brother's handsome face?"

"Oh~, my brother is too handsome to attract you, but you have to know that you are still young, so you can't like your brother, otherwise you will feel inferior when you get older and your brother is still so young."

"Don't say anything, we are about to land."

A green coat appeared on Populus euphratica.

Wind elements surrounded them, stopping the two of them from falling.

The two landed safely.

Hu Yang looked at the little girl in his arms. The little girl's face was pale and her body was shaking. She was afraid.

"Xiao Liya, what's wrong with you? Your body is shaking. Are you too excited? Do you want to play again?"

Liya shook her head and said: "No... don't."

"Are you happy then?"

Liya wanted to smile, but she couldn't.

"It seems that you are not happy yet, then let's continue playing, hehe, I will definitely make Little Liya happy, and Little Liya will definitely become a happy child."