Genshin Impact: This person is mentally ill
Chapter 122 Fat Pie and Hei Ying
After smashing the phone, Ying reached into his pocket again.
This time, it was still a note.
It read: What a pity you missed the opportunity to connect with your brother
Take it again.
Note: Don't take out any more, there's nothing you want in there
Take it again.
Note: Sister, it’s really gone. How about giving you some weight loss pills?
Completely ignoring the words on the note, she took it out again.
Note: Sister, I also have a temper
Take it again.
Note: OK, OK, you are awesome
Take it again.
This time it was finally no longer a note but a black ball.
"what?"
next moment!
boom! ! !
The black ball exploded, and black smoke spread and enveloped Ying's entire body.
"Cough cough!!"
The smoke dissipated, and what appeared in front of Paimon was a black girl. Her fair hair had disappeared.
"Pfft! Hahahaha, baby, you've turned black, hahaha..." Paimon patted his fat belly and laughed.
Ying looked at her palms, which were completely black. Except for the pocket in her hands, her whole body was completely black.
She rubbed her hands, but the black color was not wiped off.
She was digging into her pocket.
Familiar note: Hello, black girl~(?w?)hiahiahia
"Change me back, or I'll destroy you."
A note spurted out of his pocket: Destroy it quickly, but I have to remind you that I am very important to my master, and my master’s status is not ordinary~
Ying held the pocket in her hand tightly and held the sword in her other hand.
吐!
Another note: Don't worry, this thing is only valid for 24 hours and will disappear after 24 hours.
"How can Pamon change back?"
吐!
Note: Didn’t I just say that eating sweets will make you gain weight, so you can make her gain weight by eating less sweets. How stupid.
"What about the rest?"
吐!
Note: My props are only effective for three days at most. Well... do you still want to be my master's entrustment?
Ying put the sword blade in his pocket: "What do you think?"
A note floated out weakly.
Note: Dear Miss Ying, please continue the master’s commission.
Ying threw away the note and put away her pocket.
Although this thing is a bit weird, it is a treasure and can be kept for now.
"Hi~"
A voice suddenly came.
Ying Jing held his sword in a fighting posture and looked towards the treetops.
"Wendy, why is it you?"
On the branch, Wendy swung her legs covered in white stockings, smiled and waved her hand: "Hey, I owe a lot to you for getting out of the city smoothly."
"Where's Populus euphratica?"
Wendy: "I don't know ( ▔, ▔ )"
"He's not with you."
"We separated at noon. Who knows where he went."
The chubby Paimon said angrily: "Humph! You and Hu Yang, a singer, have that kind of relationship. How could you not know where he is?"
Wendy's smile showed a hint of helplessness: "I really don't know where he went, but I'm sure he's not in Mondstadt. If you want to find him, you might as well go to the cabin. He should go back there."
"Singer, you don't want to introduce me and Ying to Mondstadt and then catch them all."
Wendy said warmly: "If I wanted to do that, I wouldn't help you. It's up to you whether you want to go back or not. I won't force you to go back."
Ying lowered her head and thought, she did feel that someone was helping her when she left Mondstadt, and that person should be Wendy.
After a while, she decided to meet Hu Yang. The reason why things turned out like this was because of him.
"Okay, let's go to the cabin together, but how do we avoid the guards in Mondstadt and reach the cabin."
Wendy smiled: "This is simple."
The wind blew in the sky, and the wind gathered clouds.
The sky gradually darkened, and soon heavy rain fell in heavy torrents.
Her dark skin became the best cover in the dark night. She carried Paimon, who was hugged by a black bag, all the way to the cabin smoothly.
……
On the other side, Populus euphratica spent the afternoon in Inazuma. After leaving Narukami Taisha Shrine, he went to Haizhuan Island to purchase goods there.
He also distributed two God's Eyes, which increased Haizhuan Island's belief in the God of Joy.
He teleported back to the cabin at night.
Swish!
As soon as he returned to the cabin, he felt like he was being watched.
When he came back to his senses, three pairs of eyes were staring at him.
"what!!!!"
Populus euphratica screamed and backed away, shouting: "Why don't you see the monster show his true form soon!"
"Wendy! Come here! I'll protect you!"
fluorescent:"……"
Paimon: "..."
"Popular euphratica." Ying said.
Hu Yang took out the painful dagger and stared at the black creature in front of him warily: "You monster, you actually know my name. It was Wendy who told you, Wendy, come here quickly."
Wendy looked at Hu Yang and then at Ying and Paimon beside her, and decisively stepped away.
Let the parties concerned resolve this matter.
Thinking about it, Wendy pulled up a stool and sat down, took out the apple juice and poured herself a glass.
"Suck~, delicious."
Ying looked at Wendy who was sitting aside waiting to watch the show with a dark face.
She turned to look at Hu Yang and said, "I am Ying."
"Monster! Don't lie to me! My sister is so cute but not as ugly as you."
Paimon shouted angrily: "It's not all your fault!"
Hu Yang looked at Paimon and said something hurtful: "Who are you, this fat ball? How come you are dressed exactly like Paimon."
"I am Paimon!"
"Pfft--, hahaha!!!" Hu Yang covered his stomach and laughed wildly: "Big meatball, what are you dreaming about? You are so fat and you come to play my Paimon, and you don't even look in the mirror to see how ugly you are. "
As he spoke, he snapped his fingers and used "Mirror Flower" to copy a fat version of Paimon and an original Paimon.
"Come on, come on, look at this." Hu Yang pointed at the fat Paimon and said, "See clearly, it's really you, and the other one is my Paimon. Don't think that you can be the one by changing your body." Paimon, our Paimon is so cute, it’s not something a stinky guy like you can play.”
Paimon had tears in her eyes, especially when she saw the chubby guy opposite, she was about to cry.
She looked at Ying with her big watery eyes: "Ying, is that ball really me?"
Ying patted Paimon's thick thigh and comforted: "Paimon, don't be sad, it will be fine if you lose weight."
Paimon: "?????(>д<;)?????, I have become so ugly!"
Hu Yang also spoke to comfort him: "Fat girl, don't cry. As the black girl said, I think it's okay to be fat. If you lose weight, you should be able to compare with my Paimon. Come on! I believe you can't lose weight!" "
He pointed at Ying and continued: "But you don't have to be sad about this. You should be optimistic. Look at the black girl next to you. She doesn't even have a chance to change. She's not alive yet."
fluorescent:"……"
"Okay, okay, please leave my house as soon as possible. Seeing you like this, I'm afraid I'll have nightmares at night, so I won't see you off."
Ying reached for the fraud pocket behind her and took out an oval-shaped object from her hand. She threw the object in her hand towards Populus euphratica.
Snapped!
Hu Yang reached out and grasped the hidden weapon thrown at him.
"Young man, you still want to attack me."
He looked at the hidden weapon in his hand: "It turns out to be a boiled egg. Thank you very much. I happen to be hungry."
At the same time, the fraud pocket spit out a note: Master! Stop!
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