Genshin Impact: This person is mentally ill

A breeze blows

Wendy's voice came to my ears: "Aren't you crazy?"

Hu Yang removed his palm from his eyes: "It's okay."

"What's going on with that mask? When you put it on, you seemed to be a different person. It scared me." Wendy breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, she knew that Ah Yi, the mobile phone smart phone, was Hu Yang's subordinate, otherwise he would really Don't know what to do.

Xiao Liya would also be injured if he hit Hu Yang in his arms, and he was completely helpless.

"The authority of the God of Joy." Hu Yang conjured up a mask and handed it to Wendy: "Do you want to try it on?"

"Don't!"

Wendy jumped back in fright: "Take that dangerous thing away, I don't want to become like you just now."

"It's just a mask. Are you afraid of being like this? If you don't wear it, you'll be fine." Hu Yang put away the mask.

"I'm sorry for what happened just now, it was a bit beyond my expectation."

Wendy looked over with suspicious eyes: "Are you sure? Why do I think you wanted to do that originally?"

Hu Yang's eyes widened and he said in an innocent tone: "How is it possible? How could I do anything to such a cute child? You know where I am."

"When I first came to Mondstadt, I didn't know it was that bad guy who robbed children of their food."

Hu Yang: "There is a big difference between that incident and what happened just now. How about it? Is he okay?"

"Are you okay? I fainted from the pain." Wendy looked at Liya who was sleeping in her arms: "I can't leave this matter to you. I'll take care of her."

"You? Come on, you are the God of Wind. Why didn't you come forward to save Mondstadt when Tvarin attacked Mondstadt? Do you think this child would blame you?"

Wendy→_→: "Is that why I leave this matter to you? Who knows why you are so unreliable."

"Accidents happen. Accidents will inevitably happen. Don't worry, there will never be a next time. Leave the child to me." As he said this, Hu Yang reached out to pick up the cute little Liya.

However, Wendy did not return the child.

"What, you don't trust me?"

"I think this child should be handed over to the Knights."

"Okay, okay, forget it if you don't trust me, but I suggest you try a new environment for this child. Liyue is pretty good. The people there are kind and kind-hearted."

Wendy cast her speechless gaze over.

People are kind and have beautiful hearts. What does this word have to do with you?

"I'm advised to accept it, and I'll send the child back first."

Hu Yang watched Wendy leave with Xiao Liya.

He smiled in his heart and said: "Xiao Ya Liya, Xiao Liya, we will meet again soon."

One thousand rough stones, one-eighth of the debt can be repaid.

It had been a long time since he had drawn a reward, and his hands were a little itchy.

"Let's go home and continue eating~"

The few things Wendy bought were just for him to taste, and they weren't even considered dessert before the meal.

Swish!

A teleport back to the cabin.

As soon as he returned to the cabin, a reminder came from Hajime's phone in his pocket.

"Master, I have news about you."

"Who's looking for me?"

Hajime: "Ms. Yae Kamiko wants to buy another batch of mobile phones."

Teleportation pillar teleportation!

Swish!

The figure of Populus euphratica disappeared from the cabin and reappeared next to the sacred cherry tree.

He walked by the sacred cherry tree and saw A-Xing who was praying under the sacred cherry tree.

"Hey, Xingxing, long time no see."

"Euphratica? When did you come?"

Hu Yang waved the mobile phone in his hand and said: "My little fox asked me to comb her hair. No, I rushed over as soon as I got the news."

"Young Master Hu Yang, you can't insult someone's innocence out of thin air. My wife will be angry if you let her know about it like this." came the voice of Yae Shenzi.

A figure came from a distance.

Ah Xing saluted and said, "Master Palace Secretary."

Yae Shenzi waved Aixing to leave. After Aixing left, he said, "I didn't expect Mr. Hu to come so quickly. I just sent the news and you came."

The teleportation stone pillar will disappear after being placed. It stands erected in the space and cannot be easily discovered.

Yae Shenzi looked at Hu Yang with a smile and said, "Did you use any special method?"

"Does Mr. Palace Secretary like to pry into my secrets so much because he is interested in me? As the saying goes, when a fox wants to explore a man's secrets, that is the beginning of the love between humans and foxes. Little fox, give up. It is impossible for us. Yes, but I don’t mind if you are willing to be a mistress.”

"Oh no, I don't dare. If Master Fengshen finds out, he won't skin my fox yet." Yae Shenzi fearfully patted the proud chest.

Then he asked curiously: "I'm curious to ask, how far have you and that Fengshen developed?"

"Want to know?"

Yae Kamiko nodded. This was a love story between gods, and she was very interested in it.

"Come and be my mistress and I'll tell you."

"You really know how to joke."

"I'm serious."

Yae Kamiko smiled and changed the subject: "I want to write a novel about you and the wind god. Would you two mind?"

"Whatever, if you make money, Maura will be mine."

After getting the copyright, Yae Kamiko smiled even more happily: "Of course it should be."

Yaedo has two more materials. The God of Joy and the God of Wind are one family, and this time they are the copyrights of the two gods.

"Let's get down to business. How many mobile phones do you want? It's best to order more at one time. I can't keep running to your rice wife."

"Three hundred thousand units."

"So much? Let me tell you first, I can't return it."

"How dare I ask you to return it."

"Okay, take Mora."

……

Mond City

"stop!"

"Traveler! Get this thing off my head!"

Ying and Paimon ran like street rats through the streets of Mondstadt, followed by the residents of Mondstadt.

Each of those residents had some injuries on their bodies, and the girl who was stung by a wasp and turned into a pig's head,

The knights wearing flowery trousers on their heads,

Hanging on a vest with a severed hand,

The woman who keeps crying,

There are twins walking backwards and sideways.

The old man who cannot speak,

The ugly girl with pimples on her face,

Losing hair...

……

"Ah!!! Give me back my beauty!!"

"Well--"

"Please, let me stop crying, wuwu..."

"Traveler! Stop it!"

Ying dragged Paimon and ran all the way, not daring to stop.

The reason why things turned out like this starts from the morning.

After they left the cabin, they took the fraud bag to do the commission of Populus euphratica.

Their first gift was given to a patrolling knight, and they took out a hat from the fraud pocket. The knight liked the hat after seeing it.

The second gift was given to a woman. The gift was a butterfly-shaped hairpin, and the woman fell in love with it at first sight.

The third gift was a beautiful flower, given to Flora, the young owner of the flower shop. Like the previous two, Flora fell in love with the gift at first sight.

The same goes for every gift after that. It seems that the pocket knows what those people want, and those people will be very satisfied with every gift they take out.

Therefore, there is no need for them to give gifts one by one. Many people automatically queue up and wait after hearing that they are giving gifts, which saves them a lot of time.