Genshin Impact: This person is mentally ill

"Stop, stop, stop complimenting me, I can't stand it."

Hu Yang stretched out his hand to stop and said: "Let me tell you first, my method is very violent."

"Can you save the girl?"

"Absolutely." Hu Yang raised his head arrogantly and pointed his nostrils at Wendy: "You don't even know who I am. I am the god of joy. If I can't even do this little thing, I still deserve to be called joy." God of pleasure?"

The name of the God of Joy is not for nothing.

[Host, don’t you only make yourself happy?]

Populus euphratica's heart: "..., yes ("▔?▔)han"

"It would be great if I could save the girl. Then I'll leave this matter to you, my great God of Joy." After saying that, Wendy bowed as a gentleman.

"Stop playing with these nonsense, tell me what benefits it will give me?"

"(′??w??｀) Give me this body for you?"

"How many times have I told you that I'm not interested in your body!" Hu Yang said loudly. What image does he have in Wendy's mind? Is she just a pervert who misses his body?

"I want Tevarin."

"No."

"Then there's no need to talk."

"Otherwise...let Tevarin be your subordinate for three days?" Wendy said, this matter is Tevarin's fault, so it shouldn't be a big deal if Tevarin makes some sacrifices, right?

After hearing this, Hu Yang clapped his hands and decided: "Deal!"

three days?

What comes into his hands is indefinite.

"But before that, you have to promise me that no matter what I do, you can't stop me."

"You wouldn't do anything bad to her, right? She's still a child."

Hu Yang glared at Wendy: "Go away~, I'm not interested in little brats."

He continued: "In fact, it is very simple to save this girl. She has lost her parents and her hope of life. I just need to give her a reason to live."

Wendy blinked and asked, "So you have to do this?"

"Let's go talk to our little patient first."

The two walked out of the room.

Paimon flew over and asked curiously: "What are you talking about?"

Wendy said mischievously: "Secret."

"Okay, you two, we are going to find Liya. I will lend the cabin to you first."

Hu Yang pulled Wendy's collar and backed away from the door of the cabin.

He stopped, turned around and said to Ying: "I have taken over Liya's commission now, so you two should not get involved in this matter."

"Why?" Paimon asked.

Hu Yang thought for a moment and waved Ying over.

Ying came over doubtfully.

Hu Yang took off the pocket from his waist and put it in his hand: "Here is the meeting gift I gave to my friends in Mondstadt. I hope you will give it to every friend of Mondstadt. It is said to be the meeting gift given to them by Hu Yang on behalf of Fengshen's relatives." , this commission is worth 1000 million molas, will you accept it?"

Paimon exclaimed: "Ten million Mora?!"

Ying also looked at Hu Yang suspiciously, ten million molas, the most molas she had ever been entrusted with was only tens of thousands.

And the person who gave the gift to Mondstadt doesn't sound dangerous. Could it be that there are other pitfalls?

Paimon looked over with suspicion: "Do you have that many moras?"

"Take out your phone."

"what?"

Paimon took out his phone in confusion.

"Hayi, tell you who the boss is."

Ah Yi: "Of course my boss is you, my great Populus euphratica master."

"Ah Yi, what are you talking about? Populus euphratica is your master?"

"Of course, Miss Paimon, Hajime is the master..."

【Hmm...|д?)】

Ah Yi paused for a moment and said, "Ah Yi is the master's most loyal subordinate."

Paimeng flew to Hu Yang's side, and thoughtfully beat Hu Yang's shoulder with his small fist, and said flatteringly: "Boss Hu Yang, are you in need of pendants?"

"..." Ying said helplessly: "Paimon, come back quickly, don't be embarrassed."

"Do you want to accept this commission?"

Ying thought for a while and said: "There are so many people in Mondstadt, so we don't want to give gifts to everyone."

Ying is not worried that there are not enough gifts in this small pocket. She has seen the magic of gourmet tablecloths.

"How about this, for every person you give a meeting gift, I will give you 1000 molas, ten people ten thousand, one hundred people one hundred thousand, one thousand people one million, and so on."

"Well, that's it."

The four left the square and separated on the road.

Populus euphratica has not taken back the small wooden house in the square. He will come back to rest at night. For this reason, he specially placed a teleportation stone in the small wooden house.

……

Liya's house

Half of the house in front of me collapsed and has not yet been repaired. The other half of the house also looks shaky and I don't know when it will collapse.

Hu Yang looked at Wendy who was being pulled over by him: "Why are you still standing? Avoiding."

Wendy: "??"

"You are not the bard Wendy, you are now the god of wind. What if she gets excited? Hide and watch my performance."

Hu Yang stepped forward and knocked on the door.

bangbang! !

After waiting for a while, there was no response from the room.

"Little rabbit, be good and open the door~"

"Hurry up and drive away, the handsome brother is coming in~"

"If you don't come, the handsome brother will become evil~"

"You really don't want to open the door?"

Populus euphratica decisively stepped forward and kicked the wooden door.

boom! ! !

The wooden door shattered.

Hu Yang walked into the house: "Hey! Little brat, hurry up and greet me."

Click!

The door to the side opened, and a girl with messy hair walked out. She raised her head and looked at Populus euphratica with red and swollen eyes.

The little girl said expressionlessly: "It's you. If you want honey, it's over there. Get it yourself."

Hu Yang said with a smile: "Isn't this the girl who called me a big-mouthed monster? What's going on? I haven't been like that in a few days."

The girl opposite looked at her with lifeless eyes.

"Why, you should say something. It's boring if you don't speak."

The girl turned around and was about to return to the room.

Hu Yang dodged and blocked the girl's path: "Little girl Pianzi, I have something important to ask you today. Don't be so ruthless."

"No one's business is in my business."

"Tch~, aren't they just dead parents? There's no need to cause trouble." Hu Yang said contemptuously.

As soon as he finished speaking, he punched his little brother.

Snapped!

Hu Yang reached out and grabbed the little girl's fist: "Little girl Pianzi, if you want to beat me, you can practice for hundreds of years."

Opposite Liya, tears welled up in her eyes.

"No, no, that's why I'm crying."

Tears couldn't stop flowing from the girl's eyes.

Populus euphratica imitated the girl's behavior: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."

This made the girl opposite him hold back her tears.

"Why don't you cry? I thought I was going to play your mom and dad and help you wipe away your tears." As he said that, Hu Yang took out a handkerchief from nowhere.

"Look, daddy is ready to wipe your tears."

"You bastard!"

Liya hit Populus euphratica with her head, but how could her thin body be the opponent of a god.

Hu Yang put his hand on the little girl's head: "Hey, hey, you're angry now, don't be angry, I still have a lot of time to play with you, and I will train you well in the next time, hehe Hee*^_^*.”