Genshin Impact: This person is mentally ill

"You can't escape every time I fight. I think it's necessary to train your ability to escape."

Paimon put his hands on his hips and said with an unconvinced face: "Pamon obviously hid very quickly."

"really?"

"Of course!"

"Okay, let's compete tomorrow."

"Competition is a competition."

A smile appeared on Ying's face, and the first step in taming Paimon was completed.

Opposite him, Populus euphratica gulped down food. Although he rarely felt hungry anymore, he still had a much larger appetite than ordinary people.

Moreover, when food is stored in his stomach, he can go several days without eating or drinking.

Note: After Hu Yang enters the divine state again, he does not need to eat, but he will feel hungry.

While eating, he pushed Wendy next to him: "Wendy, don't you have something to solve? Look at the person on the other side who is not a ready-made helper."

"Singer, do you need help with something? Don't worry, leave it to Ying. Ying can do anything."

Ying: I can't!

She didn't want to get involved in Feng Molong's matter last time. If it wasn't because she wanted to find out about her brother, how could she have faced such a dangerous thing.

Wendy took a sip of juice, took out her harp and started telling a story.

"Once upon a time there was a cheerful little girl,

She has the happiest family in the world,

Her mother, who loves her, gets up early every day to make breakfast for her.

Her father is a beekeeper;

Every time I come back from an outing, I bring her sweet honey.

That day

She had her last supper with her parents

The dragon is coming

It comes with wrath and disaster

The dragon is gone

it took her father and mother

Little girl wandering alone at home

The kitchen is empty in the morning

Sweet honey has a bitter taste

风啊

Why did this happen to me

She prays to the gods every day

Hope God brings her family back

The gods wiped away the girl's tears, but they could not wipe away her pain. "

Hu Yang patted Wendy's shoulder with a greasy hand and comforted: "This is not your responsibility. You are just the god of wind, not everyone's nanny. No one knows when the disaster will strike next moment."

Wendy ignored Hu Yang and looked at Ying and Paimeng opposite: "Ying, Paimeng, do you want to accept this commission?"

Paimon said: "We have accepted this commission!"

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"Thank you very much. That girl's name is Liya. Her home is right next to the Mao Tail Tavern. I'll leave Liya's affairs to you."

Ying nodded, this commission was not dangerous, but it was doable.

But how to help a little girl who has lost her parents?

Ying thought while eating.

After the meal, Hu Yang and Wendy said goodbye to Ying and Paimon, and then they came to Mondstadt Square.

It was getting very late at this time, and no one could be seen on Mondstadt Square.

The two of them walked in the square to eat.

"Wendy, don't you think people in Mondstadt are too lazy? It's only one o'clock and there's no one on the street."

"Wouldn't it be better to rest early?"

"Of course it's not good. What do you make us Liyue people think? Do you know that the streets in Liyue usually start to become deserted at 10 to 11 o'clock in the evening, and they start to get up at 5 or 6 in the morning to welcome the new year? One day, no wonder some Liyue people don’t want to go back after coming to Mondstadt, life here is so easy.”

Mondstadt and Liyue were completely different.

Social animals and littering

Liyue's business is developed, but the disadvantage is that people are busier.

In Mondstadt, the gods and people mess around together. If you want a cat or a meal, you can ask the Knights or the Adventurers Association to issue a commission for help. You can imagine how messy the people of Mondstadt are.

Of course, Mond's success is thanks to several villains, including Qin. Without these overly diligent villains, how could there be so many villains?

Hu Yang stopped, turned around and looked at Wendy behind him with a smile: "Wendy, can I be nice to you?"

Wendy shook her head decisively and her eyes became wary: "Are you planning some bad idea?"

"No way, am I that kind of person?" Hu Yang stepped forward and put his arm around Wendy's shoulders, looking like we were two good brothers.

"Wendy, do you think I have any shortcomings?"

"I don't think you lack anything."

"I'm serious, you see we are both gods, don't you think I have any shortcomings behind being a god?"

Wendy turned to look behind Hu Yang, nodded and said, "You don't have a pigtail, do you want me to tie it for you?"

Populus euphratica: "..."

Ghost pigtails.

But it seemed the same, several gods had their hair tied up, but he was the only one with disheveled hair.

Ok……

He cannot be unique. In the future, let Veronica or Arlo learn to braid, and he will also stand up with other gods.

"That's not this, I mean dependents! Dependents! Not all gods should have dependents. Look at me, I have nothing. Don't you think this is pitiful?"

"How can I help you?"

"?(ˉ?ˉ?) Hey, Tvarin can lend me some for fun."

Wendy said: "Tevalin is free. If it wants to become your dependent, I will not stop it."

"That's what I said, why don't you just ask and make it listen to me?"

Wendy shook her head.

"Okay, okay, I don't want Tevarin anymore. In fact, I already have a choice, but that little thing already has an owner. It said that as long as I defeat its owner, it is willing to become my dependent." Hu Yang said.

"Oh~, it is pitiful too, being forced to be a pet. I thought that since it is willing to be my family member, I will rescue it from the sea of ​​misery.

But I am no match for its owner, so I want to ask you. If we two gods attack together, we will definitely be able to defeat each other. What do you think? "

Wendy was silent for a long time before saying, "You smell like thunder and lightning."

"Are you a dog!"

"So you're not going to steal that Thunder God's retinue, are you?"

Hu Yang smiled shyly: "How could that be? Don't think of me as bad. I really want to save my future dependents."

"Besides the retinue of the God of Thunder, is there anyone else you like on Inazuma's side?"

"It depends on what you said. I am not picky. If you are not willing to lend me your dragon, then you can lend me the wolf as well."

Wendy returned what she said before to Hu Yang unchanged: "Go to rest early, you can have everything in your dreams."

"Wendy, we are friends. You can't ignore me. I just want a family member. Why is it so difficult?" Populus euphratica pressed his whole body on Wendy, almost pressing Wendy to the ground.

Wen Wen said: "It's not difficult to find a dependent if you lower your standards. There will be many races who want to become a dependent of the gods."

"Do you like that garbage?"

Wendy: Who said just now that you don’t want to be picky?

"Are you saying that this continent of Teyvat doesn't have any beings suitable to be the dependents of my God of Joy? Alas, I can't even find any dependents. I've really failed as a god~"

"What kind of dependents do you want? I'll help you find them."

"You need to be big, obedient, able to ride, able to warm the bed, know how to cook, know how to make me happy, sing well, tell me stories, be able to fly, dig into the ground, and go into the sea..."

"It can also play games with me, and the most important thing is that it can stop eating and sleeping."

Wendy stared straight at Hu Yang: "Are you making a wish?"