Genshin Impact: This person is mentally ill

"Little guy, you are so interesting."

Hu Yang lowered his head shyly: "Master Gong Si, are you teasing me?"

Yae Shenzi felt that he had met his opponent. This little guy was better at pretending than he was.

She lifted her feet and released her palms from under her feet.

Hu Yang got up from the ground and thanked him cordially: "Thank you, Mr. Gong Si, that... Mr. Gong Si, please don't wear safety pants next time. I can't see. Also, white ones don't suit you. You should wear pink." of."

"Haha." Yae Shenzi looked at Hu Yang with squinted eyes with a dangerous smile on his lips.

"Little guy, can you tell me how you did it?"

Hu Yang: "Xiami?"

"How did you transfer your injuries to others?"

"This is it." Hu Yang waved to the Eightfold Divine Son, secretly glanced at the witches around him, and whispered: "Master Gong Si, please come here and I will tell you secretly."

"Oh? Do you really want to tell me?"

"Of course, I am a fan of Mr. Gong Si. I will give my heart and lungs to you for Mr. Gong Si. If you don't, I will give you my heart and lungs."

As he said that, Hu Yang took out a dagger and stabbed it into his stomach.

puff!

As soon as the dagger was inserted into his stomach, a delicate hand grasped his wrist.

"Acridine!"

Hu Yang was startled, and Shenxing stepped back and threw away his hand: "Master Gong, men and women are not allowed to be intimate. Even if Master Gong admires me, I still ask Master Gong to marry me before doing such a rude thing. "

Yae Shenzi gritted his silver teeth and stared at the other person: "..."

Just as the other party inserted the dagger into her body, a wound appeared on her abdomen.

This force was somewhat similar to the evil force. She had tried her best to block this force, but it still hurt her.

"Haha, little guy, no need, I believe you."

"Thank you, Lord Palace Secretary, for your trust." Hu Yang pulled out the dagger.

He tugged at the clothes that were already stained on his body: "Master Gong Si, I want to take a shower first, is that okay?"

"Go ahead little guy."

"Yeah, yeah, I'll go find Mr. Palace Secretary once I'm clean." Hu Yang nodded obediently.

She turned around and shouted to A-Xing: "Sister A-Xing, could you please boil some hot water and send it to my room? Don't peek at me secretly. My sister said that if another woman sees her body, she will marry me." (//?//).”

Axing: "..."

She was not interested in the other person's body at all.

Hu Yang left with a smile and returned to his guest room.

"Lord Palace Secretary."

"Have someone boil some water and bring it to him," Yae Shenzi said.

Axing nodded.

"What a great little guy. I haven't been injured in many years. I almost forgot the feeling of being injured. It doesn't seem easy to seek justice for Xiao Huazi from this little guy, but..."

“That’s what makes it interesting~”

In the room

Hu Yang looked at the basin of hot water on the ground and was speechless. Couldn't these witches prepare a bath bucket for him, just a basin of hot water, and treat him like a little baby?

Complaints are complaints, but he still took a towel and used hot water to clean up the blood on his body.

Put on new clothes, opened the door and walked out.

After arriving under the sacred cherry tree, within a short time the large pit under the sacred cherry tree had been covered up, and the blood and water around it had also been cleaned up.

Under the sacred cherry tree, stood a pink-furred fox girl.

"Mr. Palace Secretary, you stand under the tree so well. Have you ever considered standing here for business 24 hours a day? That will definitely attract more customers."

Yae Shenzi turned around and said with a smile: "Wouldn't it be quieter? If you like lively places, you might as well go to Inazuma Castle."

Hu Yang sighed: "I would like to go, but Dao Wife was trapped on an outlying island when I first arrived. If I hadn't been a little bit capable, I wouldn't have been able to see Mr. Gong Si."

"You are very capable, who can stop you?"

"Who knows who it is, I was flying well that day when I was struck down by a bolt of lightning, and then a man showed me the Son of God. What was even more unlucky was that the man pulled out a knife on me because I wanted to eat a fox. ." Hu Yang complained.

"You said I wanted Maola to have Maura and a face to have a good face, so you hired him as a bodyguard and he actually went to pick up a stinky fox! Who does he think I am! A philanthropist!"

When Yae Kamiko heard the words "stinky fox", she wanted to go over and slap him on the face. She said with a smile, "Has the little guy always had this character?"

"Yeah, what's wrong?"

"Then you must have many enemies."

Populus euphratica raised his head and said with his nostrils to the sky: "Humph! I'm a person who loves to see flowers bloom when they see me. Children give me snacks when they see me (grabbing children's snacks), and old people praise me for being handsome when they see me (showing off and boasting). , when young people see it, no matter whether they are men or women, they can’t walk (cut off their legs).”

Let alone the Eightfold Divine Son, no one who knows Populus euphratica would believe this.

Even Hu Tao knows what his brother is like.

A portrait of someone is still being passed around in Mondstadt's children's social circle.

If someone wasn't quite strong, he would have been killed long ago.

Yae Shenzi smiled and said: "Haha, is that so? It turns out that you are so popular. After chatting for so long, I still don't know your name, little guy."

Hu Yang said: "My surname is Hu, and the single name is Yang. Hu means nonsense, and Yang means watery Yang. There are many occupations, but if you ask me what is the happiest occupation, it is the one where I am a beggar. One day, looking back on how happy that day was, my sister and I were sitting on the street begging for food. She was shouting while I lay beside me sleeping. Unfortunately, I was young and frivolous at the time, otherwise no one would be able to walk past me with my clothes on."

"Pfft-hehe, little guy, you are really interesting." This is the most interesting introduction Yae Shenzi has ever heard. Other people's introductions are all about promoting themselves, but this little guy's introduction is all about belittling himself.

Hu Yang said: "I haven't asked the palace minister for his name yet."

"Little one, the name is as secret as a woman's age."

"Ah?" Hu Yang scratched the back of his head honestly: "My sister said that generally women who are unwilling to reveal their age are old monsters. They are afraid that their age will be known, so they will not reveal their age and are afraid of telling others. Being too young has hurt my self-esteem, and I don’t know what kind of person Mr. Gong Si is.”

Women are more concerned about their age, and Yae Kamiko is no exception. The smile on her face froze.

"Little guy, if you say this to someone, someone will definitely build you into a statue. Fortunately, you met me. Don't say such nonsense in the future, otherwise very dangerous things will happen. "

Hu Yang tilted his head, put his finger on his lips and asked cutely: "What's the dangerous thing?"

"Want to know?"

"Uh-huh."

"Then I'll demonstrate it to you. Watch out, little one."

A spiritual flag appeared in the hands of the Eightfold Divine Son, and the spiritual flag hit Populus euphratica.

"Curse--Edict!"

Snapped!

The spiritual flag hit Populus euphratica, and his body suddenly froze.