Genshin Impact: This person is mentally ill

Paimon is full: I don’t know you, don’t send me messages, otherwise I will block you.

Hu Yang looked confused when he saw the message sent by Paimeng.

What do you mean?

Are you trying to steal what is yours?

As long as he covets other people's things, no one can covet his things.

Mond Hotel

Paimon complained to Ying on the side: "Ying, so many people are sending me messages. It's so troublesome. Pamon can't reply to each message one by one. There are still people who want Paimon to be his pet. Paimon is not the one." pet."

Ying, who was wiping his edgeless sword, said, "Just ignore them."

More and more people have mobile phones, and more and more people are playing [Genshin Impact]. The names of Paimon and Ying have spread throughout Liyue and Mondstadt in a short period of time.

With the celebrity effect, harassment from some fans is naturally inevitable.

"If you ignore them, they will be very sad. I'd better reply to them one by one and tell them not to send any more messages to Paimon." Paimon said.

She whispered in her mouth: "Popular euphratica, why does this name sound familiar? I seem to have heard it somewhere."

"Hu Yang?" Ying looked over and said, "Isn't he the man we met on the mountain? What you eat every day is the result of the gourmet tablecloth he gave you."

Paimon blinked: "He just sent me a message. I told him that I didn't know him and asked him not to disturb me."

fluorescent:"……"

Eating other people's food, you can actually forget about others...

Paimon quickly sent a message to the "happy little boy".

……

Paimon is full: Sorry, the wrong message was sent just now.

Happy little boy: Give me the things back

Paimon is full: (○?e?○) What is it?

Happy little boy: my gourmet table runner

……

Paimon felt a slight sadness in her heart, she no longer had endless free food to eat.

……

Paimon is full: Where are you? Ying and I will send you there.

Happy little boy: Dao Wife, send your things to the Hall of Purity and someone will pick them up.

Paimon is full: Oh~

……

"ying(╥w╥`)"

"what happened?"

"Hu Yang asked us to send his tablecloth to the Purity Hall in Liyue. I will never have endless food in the future."

Ying looked at Paimon and said, "That is someone else's thing. You have just lost weight. Look at your face."

"really?!"

Paimon caught a cold and took a look in the mirror. She had indeed gained a little weight, but she was not round at all as Ying said. It was just that her figure looked a little more voluptuous.

"It doesn't matter, I want to enjoy my last free dinner today."

When he thought about the fact that there would never be anything he could eat, Paimon felt that even if he gained weight, it would be nothing. He would always be hungry and lose weight in the future.

……

Inawa

Narukami Island Kage Mukayama Yamashita

The young man who lost his arms squatted down to drink water.

After taking a sip of water, he stood up and turned to look at the woods in the distance.

He said, "Come out."

"Ow~"

The little fox following not far away was about to go out, and a group of hidden wandering warriors came out from behind the tree.

This is a team with Kairangui and Yefuzhong.

The leader, a Hairangui wearing red armor, stopped, held his hand on the handle of the knife, and said: "Your Excellency Chiying, it's been a long time since I last saw you."

Chiying Yishin smiled and said: "It's been a long time, what's the matter? You look like you were unconvinced by my defeat last time?"

"Your Excellency Akei Ying said that we are a disgrace to the samurai, and now His Excellency Akei Ying, who has lost his arm, is not a disgrace to the samurai." Hai Luanggui slowly pulled out his long sword.

"Today, in the name of a warrior, I will eliminate Lord Red Shadow."

Akei Yishin smiled and shook his head: "Can you still be called a samurai if you have lost your samurai heart?"

"Your Excellency Akekage, you can only become a samurai if you are alive, and those who die will only become a corpse. I will send you the last journey to Akekage in Shimofujino Takayama!"

Only God’s Summoning Talisman·Yan!

bake!

The long knife in Fujino Takayama's hand ignited flames, and he did not dare to be careless even if the opponent lost his arms.

"Your Excellency Chiying! I've given you a lesson!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the figure rushed over, and the flaming sword mercilessly struck Chiying Yishin's head.

Red Shadow Isshin's feet thundered, avoiding the opponent's attack.

run away?

Samurai are never afraid of challenges.

It is a shame for a samurai to run away.

After dozens of rounds, Akei Isshin still couldn't dodge all the attacks.

The long knife burning with flames slashed across his face, landed on Akei Isshin's shoulder, and then slashed from his shoulder to his stomach.

The burning flame blocked the bleeding wound, preventing him from bleeding to death, but the burning pain on his body still made him confused.

Chi Ying rolled around in embarrassment to face the oncoming knife.

"Your Excellency Chiying, that's it!"

A white shadow rushed over.

"You...you are not allowed to bully Isshin!" A trembling voice.

The little fox Hanako stood in front of Akei Isshin. It was easy to see from its trembling body that rushing out had given it great courage.

"Demon?" Hai Luanggui looked at Chiying Yishin: "Your Excellency Chiying, please let him get out of the way. This is a duel between you and me."

A gentle smile appeared on Akako's ferocious face. He looked at Hanako with soft eyes and said, "Hanako, get out of the way."

The little fox shook his head vigorously.

"I won't let you!"

"Hanako, be obedient and get out of the way. Don't let me die in such a humiliating way."

"(っ╥╯﹏╰╥c)No, I don't want to die."

At this time, a smiling voice came.

"Oh my, I saw someone bullying my little fox when I came back. Are the wandering warriors so powerful now? They actually bullied other people's foxes on their territory."

A white and tender palm was pressed on the waist of Hailuanggui. The next moment, Hailuanggui flew out and landed in the water.

Purple thunder and lightning jumped in the water, and the sea ghosts in the water kept struggling, and finally became silent.

"Sister Shenzi, wuwu..." The little fox rushed up to hug the visitor and cried loudly, venting the grievances he had felt during this period.

"Don't cry, don't cry, sister will vent your anger."

Yae Shenzi squinted his eyes and looked at the group of wild warriors not far away.

"run!"

Ye Fuzhong had no idea of ​​fighting at all. This woman defeated their boss with just one move. Wouldn't it be a waste of time for them to go up and deliver food?

"Can you run away?"

Yae Shenzi waved his small hand, and several bolts of lightning flew out. The thunder and lightning turned into little foxes and struck the fleeing Yefuzhong.

A group of wild warriors were hit by lightning and lay twitching on the ground unable to move.

"Sister Shenzi, please save Isshin, wuwu..."

Yae Shenzi picked up the little fox by its neck and said, "You little guy is so timid and dares to go down the mountain. Don't say that you are a fox taught by your sister in the future."

Holding the little fox in his arms, Yae Shenzi walked up to Akekage Isshin.

She looked at Akekage Isshin's appearance.

"Oh, you're seriously injured. Come on, let me help you take a look."

The pink little hands brushed over Chiying Yishin's face, and the ferocious scars on his face disappeared.

"Xiao Huazi has good taste, he's still a handsome guy."