Genshin Impact: This person is mentally ill

"Are you hesitating? You don't really want to kill me, do you?" Hu Yang hugged his body with vigilant hands, looking frightened.

Chiying Yixin quickly shook his head and said: "No, no, you have misunderstood. I promise to be your bodyguard."

"Really?"

"I never like lies."

"Okay, I believe it."

Hu Yang took out the endless wine bottle and drank two sips of juice to replenish the water in his body.

Then he looked towards the mountains in the distance, where was Narukami Taisha Shrine, where Yae Shenzi lived.

Chiying followed the direction of Populus euphratica and looked at the mountains in the distance, and said, "Your Excellency, are you going to Narukami Taisha Shrine?"

"Well, let's discuss a business deal."

Hu Yang was just about to set off when he suddenly stopped and looked at Chi Ying Yixin behind him: "It's our first time meeting you. According to our rules in Liyue, I should give you a meeting gift."

"I've already collected this thing called a mobile phone."

"That doesn't count, that's the reward."

Hu Yang touched his waist, but found nothing.

"You wait a moment."

He walked to the hole where he had just been lying and found the deceitful bag among the fallen dead skin.

"I almost forgot about this."

He reached out and took out a candy from his deceitful pocket and threw it to the red shadow Isshin in the distance.

"Meeting gifts are light on etiquette but heavy on affection. Don't dislike it."

Chi Ying took the thing wholeheartedly, looked at the candy in his hand and felt more kindness towards Populus euphratica in his heart: "Thank you very much."

[Tooth-dropping Candy: My mother said that if you eat too much candy, your teeth will be eaten by bugs]

The two of them set off towards Narukami Grand Shrine together.

Neither of them knew the road, so they chose to walk straight up the mountain.

On the way, he met some wandering warriors, but they were easily dealt with by Chi Ying. Hu Yang only had to stand aside and watch the show.

Unconsciously, it was late at night and the sky was dark. The two stopped and continued to move forward, resting halfway up the mountain where Narukami Taisha Shrine is located.

Chi Ying shot a hare and grilled it at the party.

The match "crackled!" burned, and the fire shone on that gentle face.

Hu Yang held his chin and stared at Akei Isshin's handsome face like a little girl, thinking in his heart: "I don't know how much this guy's legs are worth. Although he is not an important role, he looks so handsome. His legs should be worth a lot of molas."

"Xiao Yi, can we really not sell him?"

[No, the host must abide by the law]

"Oh~, that's such a pity, otherwise this look would have sold for a lot of money."

Chi Ying was a little uncomfortable being stared at by Hu Yang: Doesn't this person really have any hobbies?

"Your Excellency, the rabbit meat is ready to eat."

rustle--

There was a sudden noise in the distant grass.

Chi Ying quickly put a hand on the handle of the knife at his waist: "Who is it!"

"Ow~"

A soft, waxy cry came from the grass.

"rustle!"

A little white fox walked out of the grass.

"It turns out to be a fox." Chi Ying smiled and let go of his hand on the handle of the knife.

Swish!

Populus euphratica rushed toward the fox, and hugged the fox on the ground with open hands.

"Ouch!" The little white fox was startled.

Hu Yang grabbed the tail of the little white fox and lifted it up, grinning: "Hey, you caught it, it's my dinner."

Little white fox Σ(?Д?), what did this human just say? !

The little white fox cried out cutely: "Ouch~"

"It sounds really nice. The meat that sounds so nice must taste good too."

Hu Yang grabbed the tail of the little fox and came to sit down by the fire. He took out the dagger and looked at the fox in his hand with a smile.

The dagger reflected cold light in the firelight.

The cold dagger was pressed against the little fox's neck.

A childish voice came: "Don't kill me!"

The little fox shrieked and huddled up.

Hu Yang said strangely: "Huh? You can actually talk?"

Akaying Isshin on the other side said: "This should be the monster from Kamizura Taisha Shrine. The monster here belongs to the Palace Secretary of Narukami Taisha Shrine. You should let it go."

"Demon, I heard that demons can live for many years. Do you think if I eat it, I can live a long life?" Hu Yang made two gestures on the little fox with his dagger.

"Where do you think the knife should be cut? Well... let's first open the belly and take out the internal organs, then peel the skin, and then put seasonings into its belly to remove the fishy smell." Populus euphratica licked his lips abnormally, and even Swallowed.

"certainly delicious."

The little fox was so frightened that he trembled and muttered: "Master Gong Si, please help me, Master Gong Si, please help me..."

"Okay, I'm going to take action."

Hu Yang raised his dagger, which reflected a fierce light in the moonlight.

The dagger stabbed straight towards the little fox's belly.

Ding!

A knife put down the attack of Populus euphratica.

Hu Yang turned his head and looked at Chiying Yishin who took action with a smile.

"Be careful, what are you doing?"

Chiying Yixin lowered his head and said: "Your Excellency, it already has wisdom. Since it has given birth to wisdom, how is it different from humans? Why do you still want to eat it?"

"Be careful what you are talking about. You have seen clearly. This is a fox. Foxes are just for eating." Populus euphratica patted his head and continued: "That's not right. Foxes are most commonly used to make fox skin bags or bags. A scarf or something.”

He lowered his head and thought for a while, then raised his head and asked, "What do you think if I make a bracelet out of fox fur? Will my sister like it? She should like it. After all, it's a gift from my brother."

Chiying Yishin shook his head and said: "If you want to eat foxes, you can eat those foxes that have not been born with intelligence. Forget this one."

"what?"

Hu Yang put his hands on his ears, as if I had heard wrongly.

"wait."

He forced open the little fox's legs to check its gender.

The little fox shed tears of humiliation.

Hu Yang raised his head and said to Chi Ying with one heart: "Mother, you can wait until she transforms and marry her home as a mother-in-law."

"Hey, little fox, how long will it take for you to transform?"

Little fox (┯_┯) "Woo..."

"Speak. If you don't speak, I will kill you."

"Woo... don't kill me. I have three, two... two hundred years before I transform. I'm willing to be your mother-in-law, so don't kill me." The little fox cried.

"Nani?! Two hundred years? Do you think I, an ordinary person, can live two hundred years? I'd rather kill myself and eat meat."

After saying that, Hu Yang raised his knife and stabbed the little fox again.

The little fox covered his eyes and screamed: "No!"

Ding!

Chiying Yishin put down the knife in Hu Yang's hand again.

Hu Yang put away the dagger, stood up and looked at the other person and said: "I'm a little angry. Why don't you just do your job as a bodyguard? Why do you have to interfere with my meal? You are such a nosy person." "

"You know, people who meddle in other people's business usually die miserably~"

He looked at the rabbit in his hand and continued.

"I know you pity the food in my hand, but pity also requires strength. Without strength, you are not even qualified to pity others."

"Because I admire you a little, I will teach you a truth today. Weak people... are not worthy of kindness."

Susanoo! ! !