Genshin Impact: Teyvat Travel Guide

Hu Tao, the current head of the Rebirth Hall, is now Zhongli’s immediate boss.

She has always believed that although her guests spend money lavishly, they are still very worry-free employees who complete all their work meticulously and are quite outstanding.

However, she really didn't expect that her honest and conscientious guest would just give her a big one as soon as she did! Even her big heart, which was used to seeing dead people, was a little overwhelmed.

This matter must start one morning.

"Zhongli! Zhongli! Get up quickly, here comes a new job -" Hu Tao pushed open the door of Zhongli's room, only to find that the guest who should have been in the room at this time was nowhere to be seen.

Hutao muttered and looked around: "Strange, where are the people?"

After asking, I found out that Zhongli didn't come back all night.

The girl from the funeral parlor looked a little worried: "Is something going to happen to Mr. Zhongli?"

Hu Tao spread his hands: "How would I know? He didn't come back all night... No matter where he goes. It's not like some monster has seduced his soul. Don't worry!"

However, when the moment of Bo Xishan arrived that day, poor Hall Master Hu still did not wait for his reliable employee to come back. He only waited until a Blackbird clan member came to the Shengsheng Hall to inform him: "Excuse me, is Master Hutao here?"

Hutao looked outside: "Let me see who is here? Oh, isn't this a guest from the Blackbird Clan?"

"Would you like to learn about our one-stop funeral package at the Rebirth Hall? You can enjoy a 10% discount when you buy it now!"

The guest hesitated for a long time before saying, "Master Hu, I'm not here to hold a funeral."

"Oh, even though you are immortals, you will always die!" Hutao waved his hand, "It's okay to apply for one first!"

Him: "...No."

"I'm just here to convey a message to Mr. Zhongli. He said he would take half a month's leave."

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Hutao: "Asking for leave? Why is it still half a month?"

"No, no, I have to ask him to find out! What will happen to our business if he leaves? Some people have designated Zhongli to handle it."

After learning the specific location from the Blackbird tribesman, Hutao set off.

She went aggressively and entered the house in the most prosperous area of ​​Liyue Port. After being passed through, she opened the door and finally saw her guest... Wait, was she dazzled? ? ?

What is he doing?

——Make snacks? ! !

Seeing her coming, Zhongli seemed a little surprised, but in the end he nodded to her and called out in a smooth tone: "Master."

Hu Tao's face was complicated: "You asked for leave just to make snacks for rich people?"

"Zhongli, although I always say that you spend money lavishly and always send bills to Shengtang's account, you don't have to be like this..."

Hutao seemed to have difficulty organizing his words before he said, "This is the way to make money..."

Zhongli said calmly: "I will no longer send bills to the Purse Life Hall's account from now on."

Hutao: "...You didn't even buy anything?"

No, Zhongli was uncharacteristically frightening to her.

She, the guest, shook her head and said, "Further bills will be paid here."

As soon as these words came out, Hu Tao didn't know what association she had. She was shocked and stammered: "So, you are...are you...being kept?!!"

What's even more terrifying is that her guest, after pondering for a moment, actually said: "Based on universal rationality, you can say so."

Hutao:...Huh? ! !

"Ke Qing, have you lost your brain? Why don't you go to Bubulu and have a look at your brain?"

At this moment, the room behind Zhongli was opened, and out came a person that Hutao, oh no, was quite familiar with in the entire Liyue Port - Yunzhan.

An existence that even the Tianquan Star Ningguang has to give way to.

Yunzhan came close to Zhongli and saw Hutao: "Isn't this Hall Master Hu?"

Hutao looked at Zhongli, then at Yunzhan, then at Zhongli, then again at Yunzhan. After going back and forth several times...she suddenly realized.

"If it's Miss Yunzhan..." The master of the Rebirth Hall thought about this possibility carefully, then he clapped his hands and his eyes lit up instantly.

She suddenly came over and said hello boldly: "Oh, Miss Yunzhan, it's been such a long time! How have you been lately?"

"I also asked why this house is so nice. It turns out it belongs to you!"

Yunzhan also smiled: "Life is going well. The hall master is more lively than before. How is the performance?"

Hu Tao sighed in distress: "That's it. I just got a new job today. The guest named Zhongli to handle the funeral."

Yunzhan understood.

She was rather regretful: "So I can't just ask for half a month's vacation."

After saying that, Yunzhan turned around and entered the house again.

Zhongli, who was making snacks without stopping, asked: "Master, is this urgent?"

Hu Tao said: "It's urgent but not urgent. The customer gave us half a year, so it doesn't matter if you come back later..."

Her eyes darted up and down, and her tone changed, "But if you want me to approve this fake, can you explain...what's going on now?"

Hu Tao leaned over and gossiped in a low voice: "How did you and Miss Yunzhan meet? What method did you use to charm her so much that you still have to support someone like you who can spend money?"

Zhongli is no longer Morax.

He is not as generous as he used to be.

However, because the spending habits developed over many years can never be changed, the Goshen Hall always has to bear the expenses for its guests.

There are many people in Liyue Port who admire Zhongli, but absolutely few can afford his expenses.

If it weren’t for the fact that all the coffins sold in the Hall of Rebirth are made of high-quality materials, each coffin would be expensive, and the people of Liyue attach great importance to the afterlife...

In addition, the thing Zhongli is interested in is very good, and he can get a lot of money by selling it if he is short of money.

Otherwise, Hutao really wouldn't be willing to bear the money.

So, she is really curious now.

Zhongli's tone was calm and steady: "Probably because I still have a bit of beauty."

Hutao: "...what did you say?"

She was a little doubtful about life: "Is this the truth?"

"Ah."

Hu Tao didn't notice. She sighed heavily and said with emotion: "You are so lucky, guest."

That night.

Yunzhan grabbed Zhongli with great interest: "Prototype! Prototype! I haven't seen it for a long time! Didn't you agree yesterday? You can't go back on it!"

A moment later, Yunzhan sat in the center surrounded by the rock dragon, licking at the little auspicious cloud on his tail just like he had done many years ago.

Not just the tail, this time Yunzhan even boldly reached out to the dragon horns that he had always coveted.

Zhongli suddenly changed again.

Yunzhan tilted his head:?

Zhongli kissed her restrainedly, and then said, "We have to go to Jueyunjian tomorrow, so we'd better rest early today."

--small theater--

1. Zhongli: I still have one or two points of beauty (referring to the prototype).

2. Regarding the second version of the ending (I originally thought it would be a bad idea to write this way, but then I thought about letting it go a little further):

[Zhongli kissed her restrainedly, and then said: "It's getting late, and we have to go to Jueyunjian tomorrow. It's not a good time to indulge in sexual pleasure today, so go to bed early."]