Curse Return: At the beginning, Death Migration will interrupt you and cut you in half.

"Su Nuo, have you come to the palace to purchase goods?" On the avenue outside the palace, there are ten carriages parked neatly. Except for the first carriage, which looks particularly comfortable and gorgeous, as if it is for people to rest, there are nine carriages behind it. , all decorated with various jewels and silk ribbons. In Li Mei's words, these are all offerings from the royal family and ministers to Su Nuo.

Yun Jing Denghua clicked his tongue and shook his head. Su Nuo was living well like this. It was so good to accept offerings. His life was as happy as a god. No one dared to mess with him. They even rushed to fawn over him and gave him good things. He had to think of becoming a god. Bread cutting machine.

"Let's go." Liang Miansu Nuo got into the first carriage and lay down comfortably in it.

Li Mei was sitting on the right side of the carriage and driving. When she saw Yun Jing Deng Hua preparing to get into the carriage, she grabbed her and said, "You are outside. Master Su Nuo needs to have a good rest."

"Didn't he just wake up?" Yun Jing Denghua said.

"Do you have to tell me that you don't deserve to sit in the carriage?" Li Mei rolled her eyes.

"..." Yun Jing Denghua had no choice but to sit on the left side outside the carriage, leaning against the hard wooden door frame, "Li Mei, we are colleagues after all, right? Can't you talk properly?"

"Ha! You are not worthy to be Lord Su Nuo's confidant." Li Mei sneered, and then added, "I won't believe you either. Don't mess with me. If Lord Su Nuo hadn't spared your life, I would have killed you immediately. about you!"

"You can't get a wife if you are so fierce." Yun Jing Denghua said casually, "I almost forgot that you two are indeed antique-level bachelors who have been single for thousands of years."

"Tch, what's the use of women? There aren't even many high-quality parts that can be picked out as ingredients." Rimei said with disdain.

"!!! Who treats people as food!!!" Yun Jing Denghua shouted loudly, and suddenly stopped talking. Then he remembered, this is Su Nuo, the king of curses, who really eats people... .

"Li Mei's craftsmanship is excellent. Even the most difficult-to-handle human flesh can be made into excellent dishes." Liangmian Sunuo said with a smile, and his voice came through the curtain.

"... Li Mei, I want to break up with you. I don't want to eat with you. I also want to buy new kitchen utensils and tableware." Yun Jing Denghua made a request.

"Rejected, I am only responsible for Master Su Nuo's meals. As for you, you are not within the scope of my service. You can find a way to solve it yourself." Li Mei said ruthlessly.

"Stingy bitch." Yun Jing Denghua complained, leaning against the door frame with her eyes closed to relax. Although Li Mei didn't let her enter the car, she didn't give her the task of driving, maybe because she was afraid that she would bring her with her. Su Nuo is planted in a ditch or falls into a river.

"Lord Yunjing, are you accepting your fate so quickly?" The system popped up, "Join if you can't beat me?"

"No, I want to survive." Yun Jing Denghua said lazily, "How about you find a better way for me to survive?"

"Come on! Hold on!" The system encouraged her.

Three hours later, Yun Jing Denghua, who was sore and stiff all over, began to miss the extremely comfortable modern transportation. The carriage was bumpy and bumpy all the way, and her whole body was about to fall apart.

"Draw a card." A summoning array appeared in the air, blue light flashed, and a huge blue Bodhidharma appeared in front of me, "I have never seen you so pleasing to the eye!"

She hugged Bodhidharma, entered Bodhidharma's interior, stretched out on the soft stuffing, and suddenly remembered that when she was thrown into the battlefield of death and migration, Bodhidharma's inside seemed quite comfortable, and she had a good chance of winning. Extremely high, even if you use it for several hours, you won’t feel bad about the blue ticket.

Speaking of which...she is far away from the main plot now, and she can't save any core characters, let alone achieve the so-called 'wish'. So, her experience bar stops at level three and doesn't move? Are the three golden spells also out-of-print? Don’t blue tickets become less and less the more you use them? ! !

"Tongzi! Tongzi! Come out quickly!" she shouted anxiously, "I'm not going to live like this for a thousand years, right? I don't have any way to obtain resources, so I'm just sitting there in vain?"

"This question..." The system's tone became solemn, "I'm not sure either. This ghost place doesn't have much sense of existence. It's a new map. Take it step by step."

Twenty minutes later, Bodhidharma disappeared. She did not choose to summon him again. She tilted her body and lay facelessly on the wooden board in front of the carriage. Her legs were hanging outside the carriage, and she was resting on Li Mei's thigh as a pillow. She was so angry. Li Mei's teeth were itching and she wished she could throw him away.

"Get up!" Rime yelled.

"Let me lie down for a while. After sitting for a few hours, I'm going to fall apart. And I didn't mean to rest my head on you. The carriage is too narrow and I can't lie down sideways. My legs are still hanging outside the carriage. As someone who has enjoyed the convenience and comfort of modern life, you should understand, right? It is difficult for pure modern people to adapt to such backward conditions, so you have to have a little love."

"...How about you form a ball and I freeze you? You won't need to work hard to maintain your posture." Li Mei said coldly, "Frozen into a cube will save space."

"...If you don't give me a pillow, I won't sleep on it. Why are you so fierce?" Yun Jing Denghua curled his lips and tilted his head a little to avoid Li Mei's thigh. "Tomorrow I may have a stiff neck and then tilt my head." I’m looking at you and Su Nuo with my neck on my shoulder.”

"It doesn't matter. I can help you stretch whichever tendon is wrong." Rimei glanced at the sword at his waist. "If you cut it off, you won't have a stiff neck."

The two people were noisy and bickering all the way, and they were not idle for a quarter of an hour. In the end, Yun Jing Deng Hua was punished by Liang Mian Su Nuo's fist, and the world was finally clean.

Yun Jing Denghua lay on his side with his head covered. He finally understood why someone as strong as Gojo Satoru could remain calm and honest even after being punished by Principal Noctua's iron fist. His head was really buzzing...

The intensity is just right, it won't hurt your brain, but if you add more force, your brain will be blown away.

It wasn't until midnight that the carriage arrived at the mansion where Su Nuo lived. Yunjing Denghua had been tortured to the point of unconsciousness. In the future, riding in a carriage for twenty hours would not be possible even if Su Nuo was really beaten. Open the ladle and never sit down again!

Li Mei is an iron man, right? He actually maintained that posture and drove for twenty hours without feeling tired. Except for a half-hour rest in the middle, he ate some dry food, fed the horses fodder and water, and then started on his way again.

"Go to the west courtyard and find a room to clean up. Don't be an eyesore here." Li Mei said in disgust as she kicked a group of people paralyzed on the steps at the door.

"Which way is west?" Yun Jing Denghua asked.

"..." Li Mei pointed in a direction, and then stopped paying attention to her. After settling down in Su Nuo, she began to instruct the servant in the car to carry things to the warehouse and put them away.

Yunjing Denghua stood up and stretched, walked towards the west courtyard pointed by Li Mei, and found a room closest to the corner. There was no dust or cobwebs as expected. The whole room was clean and only needed to be paved. The bedding is ready to move in.

Li Mei is indeed a good man who must be at home. Such a big mansion and so many rooms are all kept clean. She just picked a room at random and that was it. It can be seen that it was not an accident. All of them were cleaned. Such a good housekeeper. It would be great to marry such a man...