Naruto: I just want to show off but I'm too busy

Kirigakure Village, somewhere in a hot spring pavilion.

Jingle Bell.

As a gust of wind chimes rang, a man, two women and three people opened the door.

"Kirigakure's hot spring... looks so small, much smaller than Konoha's."

"But this makes it a little more warm, doesn't it?"

The three of Shen Gong Xiyue were chatting and laughing, and an old woman walked out slowly.

She looked at the three of them and asked with a smile: "Do you three want to go to a public bath or an open-air bath?"

"Uh..." Shen Gong Xiyue scratched her head, glanced at the two girls behind her, and said to the old woman, "Then let's go to the public bathing place first."

"Okay, please come with me." The old woman nodded, turned sideways, pointed to the three rooms behind her, and introduced: "There are men's baths, women's baths, and mixed baths here."

"Then I'll choose the men's bathing place." Shen Gong Xiyue wanted to go to the mixed bathing, but the two eyes behind him were too sharp, so he had to follow his heart.

"Okay, where are the two ladies?"

"We choose..."

"Ah - stinky scoundrel!"

A sudden scream interrupted Kushina's words. When she heard the sound coming from the mixed bathroom, her brows instantly furrowed.

"How dare you act like a hooligan while soaking in a hot spring? I, Kushina, must teach this guy a lesson today!"

Jingu Xiyue, who was just about to enter the bathhouse, stopped and glanced at the furious Kushina, then at the noisy mixed bathhouse, and silently mourned for the gangster for three seconds in her heart.

The next moment, the door of the mixed bathing area opened, and a white-haired man ran out of it, accompanied by countless slippers.

"Let you peek at us and make your hands dishonest!" The girls were wrapped in bathrobes and glared at the escaping man.

Seeing that there were no girls chasing him out, he breathed a sigh of relief and complained: "I finally escaped. I'm just picking up some materials. Are you making such a fuss?"

But who would have known that there would be even greater murderous intent coming from the front!

Squeak!

Kushina moved her muscles and her long red hair floated up. At this moment, she was like a demon coming from hell to seek life.

"Haha, is it based on materials? Do you want to try my fist? Maybe you can also find inspiration from my fist."

Kushina punched out angrily, and the punch actually carried chakra. If an ordinary person received this punch, they would have to lie at home for at least half a year!

"Oops..." The man was in a panic now. There was no way to form the seal at such a close distance. At this moment, he missed his apprentice a little.

I heard that he has become the shadow of the village now. If I can know his trick, it will be much easier to dodge this punch, but now...

"Tsk, isn't it just one punch? I am a man who can survive even a heavy blow from Tsunade!"

The man closed his eyes and prepared to bear Kushina's fist with his body, but the pain he imagined did not come.

"Huh?" The man opened his eyes and saw that the fist was only one centimeter away from him. He turned his head slightly and saw the red-haired woman being hugged from behind.

The man who felt he had escaped death took a deep breath. At this moment, he desperately wanted to know what the other party looked like. How could he be so violent?

In the end, it was okay not to look at it. When he saw Kushina, the man's face instantly turned red.

On the other side, Kushina's face was not good-looking either. She originally wanted to teach her a lesson, but she was stopped by Jingu Xiyue, and this guy actually hugged her like this again!

"Shen Gong Xiyue, let me go, or I'll beat you up too!"

"You first take a good look at who he is, and then you think about whether to beat him or not!"

The conversation between the two was overheard by the man. He quickly ran to the locker room, put on his outfit, and greeted the three of them in his signature appearance.

Hey--

"I am Taoist Taoist Toad Elf Xiansu of Miaomu Mountain, commonly known as Toad Immortal. Come on!"

"Of course, I usually keep a low profile, you can also call me..."

"Whether it's east or west, north or south, one of the invincible Sannin in the world, the white-haired boy Toad Messenger, a handsome man who can shut up even a crying child, Jiraiya-sama!"

…………

Silence, deathly silence, among the few people present, except for the old woman who was still smiling, the expressions on the other people's faces were very strange.

Jingu Xiyue felt that this kind of self-introduction was really frustrating. Maybe Jiraiya should learn to pretend to escape from Sasuke.

Kaguya hid her face and sighed. She originally thought that Jingu Xiyue was enough to make people speechless, but she didn't expect that another one would be even more speechless. Do strong people have some mental problems?

Kushina was so surprised that she couldn't open her mouth from ear to ear. What did she just do? It seemed that she almost beat Jiraiya, one of the three ninjas. If Sister Tsunade knew about it, would she also beat herself up?

Tsunade: Did you see the scars on his body? Those were the wounds I gave him. His ribs were broken and his internal organs were damaged. Let’s find out!

"It turns out to be Mr. Jiraiya. Do you still remember me? I'm Xiyue." Seeing that the atmosphere was gradually becoming awkward, Jingu Xiyue quickly came out to smooth things over.

Jiraiya also began to think after hearing this. He looked at Jingu Xiyue carefully and suddenly said: "Xiyue... you are Xiyue boy!"

"Yes, yes, that's me!" Shen Gong Xiyue nodded quickly.

Jiraiya raised his eyebrows, walked closer to Jingu Xiyue, and whispered to him: "Hey, how are you? Do you feel lonely while I am away from the village?"

"It's okay, haha." Shen Gong Xiyue didn't want to recall what happened back then. After all, she was still young at that time and it was normal to be ignorant.

"Are you okay? I miss it very much. I remember back then..." Jiraiya also wanted to talk about the memories of being with Jingu Xiyue, but when he saw two girls behind him, he closed his eyes. On the mouth.

"Jiraiya-sensei, tell me now. When I asked Minato, that guy didn't tell me. It was really unsatisfactory!"

At this time, Kushina had recovered. She selectively forgot what had just happened, and began to excitedly urge Jiraiya to tell him about the past events in Konoha with Jingu Xiyue.

"Those are the secrets between Jiraiya-sensei and I. I can't tell you. It's getting late. Let's go to the hot springs quickly."

Upon seeing this, Jingu Xiyue immediately took the lead and pushed Kushina to the door of the women's bathhouse. The smile on her face disappeared and became serious.

"I don't!" Kushina broke away from Jingu Xiyue's hand and stared at him closely.

Jingu Xiyue did not dodge, she just looked at Kushina, looking very calm.

"Hey, if you don't want to listen, you won't listen." In the end, Kushina was defeated and took the lead to look away, and then angrily entered the women's bath.

Then Jingu Xiyue turned his gaze to Kaguya again, but his gaze didn't stay long and began to move downwards, falling on the big white legs.

"Hmph!" Kaguya naturally noticed Jingu Xiyue's gaze, snorted coldly, and walked into the women's bath.

Only Jiraiya walked over with a smile and pointed to the men's bathing place nearby, his meaning was already obvious.

I have collected enough information, and it’s time to enjoy the hot springs in Kirigakure and catch up with my like-minded friend.