Pirates: Become invincible from capturing the Navy Goddess

"Hahaha~"

The invisible Husky squatted quietly behind Kirby, staring at him expectantly.

Coby frowned, thinking about how to clear his reputation in the Navy Headquarters.

It won't do if everyone is condemning us like it is now.

With his current reputation, the rank of major general is probably the best he can achieve.

The Husky stuck out his tongue. Seeing Koby squatting there for a long time without moving, he gradually became impatient from anticipation.

It stretched out its claws to urge Coby to be faster, it was still waiting.

The Husky stretched out his claws halfway and then retracted them.

It is not stupid. The IQ of animals that have eaten devil fruits will be more or less improved.

It would not be worth it to expose yourself and get beaten to death just for a bite of food.

Wow~

The sound of pumping water from next door brought Coby back to reality from his thoughts.

After finishing the food in his stomach, General Huoshaoshan fastened his belt and walked out of the toilet.

Husky 66 was a little anxious.

If I had known it would go next door, this guy is too slow.

"!!!"

The Husky shuddered and felt something grabbing its legs.

It turned out that Tom and Jerry pinched their noses and moved closer to the Husky little by little.

Koby was immersed in squatting on the toilet, unaware that his third brother, his living father, was gathering behind him.

The Husky's claws were gripping the ground tightly. It didn't want to leave until it had food.

Tom and Jerry would not tolerate this shit-eating bastard. They each grabbed one of the dog's legs and dragged Husky 66 outside little by little.

66 was angry.

It was not angry because of Tom and Jerry, but because of Kerby.

This guy is too slow at pooping!

The people next door had been dealt with but he was still squatting there.

What is the purpose of going to the toilet? Take off your pants and fart?!

66 couldn't stand it anymore, absolutely couldn't stand it anymore. Today, he had to let this human know what would happen to him if he dared to play tricks on him.

66 opened his mouth wide and bit Coby's butt with a "wow".

sigh~

The power of the fruit was activated, and 66 disappeared into the toilet with Tom and Jerry.

"Ahhhhh!!!"

Coby was left in the toilet, holding his butt and screaming like a pig being slaughtered.

The screams were so heartbreaking that they made anyone cry, and Huoshaoshan, who was smoking outside the toilet, was so frightened that his body trembled.

"Damn it, why is this kid making such noises when he poops? Is he pooping blood?"

Coby fell to the ground with his big white butt sticking out, his body twitching, and a row of teeth marks deep into the muscles were clearly visible on his butt.

~

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

Husky 66 teleported out of the Marine Headquarters, holding his head with his two paws and crying loudly.

It just wants to have a bite of hot food, is that that difficult?

Seeing 66's pitiful appearance, Tom and Jerry did not blame 66, but comforted each other:

[Listen to Master Rat, don't eat shit anymore, follow Master Rat and enjoy delicious food. ]

[That’s right, the steak is not as fragrant as before, or the big bone sticks are not as tasty as before. ]

With the comfort of Tom and Jerry, 66 stopped crying, but there was still doubt in his wise eyes.

It's like saying: Is that thing really as delicious as shit?

[Don't worry, buddy. I'll pack some delicious food for you.] Tom assured, patting his chest.

Although this exploratory operation to the Navy Headquarters experienced some minor twists and turns, the overall result was good and the mission was completed perfectly.

He was not discovered and successfully stole what he wanted.

With this successful experience, I believe that after a few more attempts, they will be able to attack the holy land of Mary Joa.

'I have to return the things before I leave,' Tom thought.

After all, it has been in the navy for several years and still has a good impression of the people here.

It was too troublesome to return them one by one, and Tom had already forgotten which pancake was stolen from where.

But this didn't bother the clever Tom at all.

……

Akainu had a day that was physically and mentally exhausting.

He only slept for 4 hours yesterday and got up early this morning to work on complicated official business.

It was fine that the deserter Coby, whom he hated so much, came back to report to him, but he still had to give Garp this face.

It took the whole morning to finish the day's backlog of official business. Akainu had no time to rest as he waited with concern for Kizaru to report to his Demon Slayer Order.

Having only been in office for a year, he was eager to make some political achievements to prove that he was better than every generation of naval marshals.

In the end, I waited and waited, but there was no call from Kizaru.

Normally, the Demon-Slaying Order should take no more than two hours from start to finish, but he waited for seven hours.

Just when Akainu thought something was wrong, he received a call from Kizaru.

All the pirates were dead, but the devil's descendant, Barrett, appeared on the island and allowed him to escape successfully.

If Barrett hadn't escaped, this battle would have been a great victory, but Barrett escaped, so it was just a mediocre small victory.

Because the Demon-Slaying Order represents an authority that no one can survive from.

Once someone escapes, this authority will be greatly reduced.

Since Barrett has run away, Akainu doesn't care too much about letting the civilians on the island go.

Don't think too bad of him. If O'Hara's group had not posed such a great threat to the world and the government had not issued a death order, he would not have ordered the bombardment of civilian refugee ships.

Akainu can kill civilians, but that only works if he can save more civilians by killing them.

If all the pirates on the island are killed, there is no point in killing civilians.

In the afternoon, after Akainu had his daily routine of arguing with the Five Elders, he finally had a little time to himself.

Just when he was about to take care of the plum blossoms he raised, his subordinates brought him the bad news that a large number of panties, both men and women, were missing from the navy dormitory.

Don’t even mention how complicated Akainu’s mood was at that time.

If he hadn't known that his men couldn't lie to him, he would have thought it was a joke.

What kind of weird thief is this, who can sneak into the headquarters of the Navy and do nothing but have a special liking for panties!

He sent a large number of soldiers to look for the thieves, but found nothing.

Fifteen minutes ago, Akainu received the news that Coby was bitten on the butt by an unknown creature in the toilet.

After finishing a day's work, Akainu pushed open the door of his house tiredly. When a pile of panties fell from the top of his head and buried Akainu, Akainu's world completely collapsed.

Tom Cat knows that there are differences between men and women among human beings, so he considerately places women's and men's panties separately.

The man's panties were placed right in the center of Akainu's house, while the woman's panties drowned Akainu.

"My Lord Marshal, this is bad. According to our statistics, the number of sailors who have lost their panties has reached 1032!"

The deputy hurried to Akainu's house, and was stunned to see Akainu buried under a pile of panties.