Pirates: Become invincible from capturing the Navy Goddess

Lynch opened the newspaper in his hand.

A few lines of titles came into view.

"Where the sun cannot enter, people can"

"If there are loopholes, they must be plugged in time."

"No one wants to keep uncovering their scars, unless they are not scars at all"

"Who the hell ordered the banned newspaper and it came to me!"

After flipping through the newspaper and seeing a group of busty beauties, Lin Qi's face darkened.

"It's not a banned newspaper, it's the Miss Sea beauty pageant newspaper!" Tina came over with a blushing face, ripped off the newspaper, and ran away quickly.

Not only men like to look at beautiful women, but girls also like them.

If you like the clothes on the model, you can also call and order, which is equivalent to online shopping in the future, and is very popular among girls.

The editor of this newspaper is also a genius, and he kills both men and women.

"Aqiu~"

The pheasant under Morgans suddenly sneezed, not knowing who was talking about him.

He shook his head and continued to sit in the office and write furiously with a look on his face.

On the wall behind him, there is a portrait of Lynch that runs through the entire wall.

That's right, after several wonderful reports on the news, Pheasant finally upgraded from an ordinary reporter to the current editor-in-chief.

Have your own office.

and!

The most important thing is that at Pheasant's strong request, he is responsible for the news section dedicated to Mr. Lynch.

From now on, any news about idols will have to be reviewed by him.

Whenever he thinks about being able to serve his idol, Pheasant is so excited that his body trembles.

In the future, he must strive to write better news! Let people all over the world know about the heroic appearance of idols!

dong dong dong~

The office door suddenly rang, and a man's tired voice came from outside the door, "Mr. Pheasant, can I come in?"

"Ahem, come in."

Pheasant quickly arranged his clothes, put away his excited expression, and said seriously to the door.

The man brought several pieces of fresh news to Pheasant for review. Once Pheasant agreed, he would publish them in the newspaper.

Pheasant picked up a few pieces of news about Lynch, glanced at it for a few times, then slammed the table and became furious.

"Who taught you to write like this!"

"And this news!" Pheasant angrily threw out a piece of news, "You dare to slander Mr. Lynch, you are corrupt! You must have received black money from the World Government!"

"Tell this guy to leave here next time!"

"There are still a few left." Pheasant pointed at the remaining articles angrily and said earnestly:

"I have told you several times that when writing about Mr. Lynch, you must write around three very and five centers."

"Very complimentary, very correct, very handsome!"

"Focus on Mr. Lynch's personality, center on Mr. Lynch's charm, and focus on Mr. Lynch's stance..."

Pheasant continued brainwashing output to the man for half an hour, and finally tore several newspapers into pieces, "Rewrite! Tell them to rewrite!"

The man walked out of the room with the saliva of a pheasant, and immediately received sympathetic looks from his colleagues around him.

What a misfortune, having such a harsh boss like Pheasant.

The first level of officialdom can crush people to death.

"Boss, let's leave the pheasant alone." The deputy of the newspaper office couldn't stand it anymore and found Morgans.

"Why do you care?" Morgans spread his wings and laughed strangely, "Didn't you notice that since Pheasant took over the news about the King of the West Sea in the newspaper, the sales volume of our newspaper in the West Sea has increased by 50%?!"

As long as he could make money, Morgans didn't care what he wrote in the newspaper.

Anyway, Pheasant is not cheating, it’s just that the words he uses are a bit cynical.

Deputy: "..."

Is that a bit gross?

It was so numb that he had goosebumps.

Tina took away the Miss World Beauty Pageant newspaper, and the newspaper below finally became normal.

With a sow-like output, the Morgans newspaper published four times the usual amount of newspapers in just four days.

A whole sheet!

Open one of the pages.

"Whitebeard's Last Words—The Great Secret Treasure? It Really Exists!" 》

"War on the Top—The Mysterious Unknown Master." 》

"Sea Emperor VS World Government." 》

"Red Hair - Please give me a face!" Is this the fruit of face or the distortion of human nature? 》

"A mysterious man sells the long knife that stabbed the butt of a senior member of the Tianlong people, but another mysterious man buys it at a high price!" 》

Morgans's newspaper is indeed the world's number one newspaper.

The news he wrote was eye-catching while still being interesting, and Lynch quickly finished one.

But when I saw the next piece of content about myself, my style seemed to change.

"On the King of Western Seas, who protects the son of the Pirate King with one hand, and is still invincible in the world!" 》

"The Lion of the Navy Headquarters, the man who affects the situation of the war." 》

"..."

Lynch casually looked at the content under a title:

"Lord Xihaiwang, you are a handsome and talented leader. Your charm and confidence have brought us endless power. It is really admirable that you are so outstanding. Not only do you have outstanding talent, but you also possess extremely firm belief and perseverance, which is amazing. The sea cannot lose your existence, just like the navy cannot lose the Warring States Period, Wano cannot lose Kaido, and we cannot lose food and Like water...》

Lin Qi was so shy that he couldn't help but blush after reading the whole praise and praise above.

When did he become as good as mentioned above?

"I said, you probably didn't give Morgans any money as a bribe, right?" He looked at Robin suspiciously.

"Kekeke~ Nope~"

Robin raised her hips, sat lightly on Lynch's lap, and slid her green fingers across the corners of his mouth.

He said playfully: "It can't be someone who admires you and wrote it like this on purpose."

"You really didn't give any money as a bribe?" Lynch was still doubtful.

"No~" Robin shook his head.

Lynch is obviously not the only one who thinks this way.

Kaido, who was in the country of Wano, held two newspapers with a dark face and repeatedly compared them left and right.

The newspaper on his left hand read: "Marshal Cyborg Kong, punched Kaido's nostrils with three punches!" 》

On the newspaper on the right hand, it is written: "Lord King of the West Sea, you are the sun in people's hearts, eternal and immortal~"

"What the hell!"

Kaido crushed two newspapers with only one thought in his mind.

'That guy charged up money! Definitely worth the money! '

"Hahahahaha, I'm laughing so hard!"

The aunt looked at Kaido's deflated appearance and laughed happily.

"You're so ridiculous." Kaido threw a newspaper casually.

"Shock! The aunt showed off her coquettishness in battle and actually made people vomit! 》

"Shock! According to statistics, more than 100 people around the world fell into coma after seeing the handsome face of King Xihai! 》

"What the hell!" Auntie's face turned red.

Shady!

There is definitely a shady story!