Pirates: Become invincible from capturing the Navy Goddess

"What are you talking about? Takakura Bunta became a major general so quickly."

Lynch, who had just returned to the West Sea, suddenly received a call from the Navy Headquarters from Smoker and Flying Squirrel, talking about Takakura Bunta.

That's right, it's Bunta Takakura who was summoned from Crayon Shinchan and looks exactly like Kizaru.

With Bunta Takakura being an ordinary person, even if there are two lieutenant generals backing him up in the navy, he won't be promoted so quickly, right?

In less than a year, from a soldier in the headquarters to a major general, this promotion speed is as fast as a rocket, right? !

"Oh, it's hard to say what I want to say~" Smoker wanted to speak, but for a moment he didn't know where to start.

……

My name is Bunta Takakura, and I am an ordinary kindergarten principal.

But what I have experienced in the past six months seems like a dream to me.

Takakura Bunta was walking at the training ground of the Navy Headquarters, and greetings kept coming from all around.

"Hello, General Kizaru!"

"Huh? General Kizaru, why are you so short today?"

The soldier was surprised when he noticed that Kizaru, who was originally more than three meters tall and needed to be looked up to, suddenly became only about 1.7 meters tall.

"Could it be that……"

A bold guess emerged in the soldier's heart.

"Did General Kizaru wear a booster pad before?"

"Idiot!" the major general next to him said before telling the soldier to give a fist to the soldier. "You damn girl, can you stop thinking about muscles? The booster pad is not even over one meter high. It's obvious that General Kizaru changed his clothes today!"

"Oh, that's right, even though it's the same shit-yellow clothes, it's not the same as before for General Kizaru's taste."

The two of them made up a picture in their minds.

General Kizaru saw the clothes he liked, but his body was too tall, so he used the return of life to shrink his body so that he could wear new clothes.

right! That must be it!

The two were praised for their clever guesses.

As for doubting that Takakura Bunta is not Kizaru? Sorry, not at all!

After all, apart from General Kizaru, no one else would look so wretched.

Both wretched and in need of beating.

The same yellow plaid clothes, the same hairstyle, the same age, the same beard, the same wretchedness, and they look exactly the same!

Only the height is different.

Come to think of it, no one in the Navy Headquarters would dare to imitate Admiral Kizaru.

Everyone thinks so.

Facing the oncoming greetings, Takakura Bunta just nodded indifferently, already used to it.

At first he would stop and explain, but later he became too lazy to explain.

For more than half a year, he was treated like this almost whenever he went out.

Wherever he went, people seemed to regard him as some kind of General Kizaru.

As a result, he rarely dared to go out except for necessary clerical tasks.

At the same time, Takakura Bunta is also curious about the legendary Kizaru.

'Just like me. Presumably Kizaru must be a very handsome and hard-working guy who only cares about the common people and regards money as dirt. 'Takakura Bunta thought so.

I don't know why, but as one of the few people who knows his identity, the mission recorder always takes credit for the missions that Kizaru does well.

What happened was that he had only been in the job for more than half a year and had done almost nothing. His military rank inexplicably soared to the level of major general.

The reason why Takakura Bunta went out today was because he was summoned by General Kizaru.

This made Gao Cangbunta extremely nervous.

Could it be that the person who replaced the meritorious service was discovered and the other party came to settle the score?

"Kizaru, you look so cute like this. Come to my house tonight and let's have a drink."

There was a sudden tap on the shoulder, and he could not tolerate rejection. When Takakura Bunta turned around, Akainu had already walked away.

Suddenly, he showed an expression that was uglier than crying.

"I'm really not Kizaru!"

Hopefully, General Akainu won't be angry if General Kizaru breaks his appointment tonight.

"Boss Kizaru, I found the second volume of "Jin Ping Mei" that you asked me to find for you. Do you want it delivered to your office?"

"Mr. Kizaru, do you really not think about it anymore? Although that girl is married for the second time, she has a big ass and is very fertile~"

"General Kizaru, regarding the "108 Ways to Fly on Cannonballs" that you mentioned last time, I have already written a technical summary and will give it to you later."

Kizaru was more popular than Takakura Bunta imagined, and people kept approaching Takakura Bunta along the way.

But something doesn’t seem right about this popular place.

Slowly, the image of the upright and mighty Kizaru in his imagination began to waver in Takakura Bunta's heart.

Takakura Bunta quickened his pace.

...

"Dong dong dong~ General Kizaru, can I come in?"

In front of the general's office, Takakura Bunta mustered up the courage to knock on the door.

"You're welcome, come in." A lazy voice came from inside the door.

Takakura Bunta pushed open the door and saw a man who was dressed very similar to him, with long legs on the table and looked carefree.

When his eyes moved to Kizaru's face, Takakura Bunta was stunned.

like!

No wonder so many people mistakenly admit that they are Kizaru.

"Hey~ You are Bunta Takakura, you can call me Kizaru, please take care of me."

While Takakura Bunta looked at Kizaru, Kizaru was also looking at Takakura Bunta.

Although this is not the first time I observe Takakura Bunta, every time I have the feeling of looking in the mirror.

There is actually someone in the world who is so similar to me.

In fact, on the fifth day after Takakura Bunta joined the Navy, Kizaru discovered Takakura Bunta and accessed his information through authority.

Like himself, he comes from Beihai and his parents died young.

His childhood experience was exactly the same as his own, which made Kizaru suspicious.

My parents never told me about the existence of twin brothers when I was a child.

Regarding childhood, of course it was the false identities that Flying Squirrel and the others made.

Later, Kizaru used the fruit's power to take a drop of blood without the other party noticing, and sent it to the laboratory for analysis.

The test results showed that the two people were not related by blood, which made Kizaru lament the magic of the world.

"Yes! I am Bunta Takakura, please take care of me!"

Takakura Bunta was flattered by Kizaru's attitude and quickly returned the favor.

As soon as he stood still, he couldn't bear the condemnation of his conscience and spoke out all his thoughts.

"I'm sorry. I took your credit by mistake, please punish me."

"Whether it's downgrade or whatever, I will accept it unconditionally!"

As the principal of a kindergarten, he suffers the condemnation of his conscience every day for taking credit for others' work by mistake.

If Smoker hadn't stopped him, he would have turned himself in long ago.

Now that I see myself, I can't bear it anymore.

When Kizaru heard this, he smiled instead of angry, and his lazy laughter echoed in the room:

"Hahahahaha, I've known about such little things for a long time."

"Huh? What did you say?" It was Takakura Bunta's turn to be shocked.