Card: My wife is a bit dull, but she leads thousands of dragons
Chapter 80 I learned to kill gods in the research center
"Be a great store manager..."
When Luo Bai was fourteen years old, Nanyang Gong, the old store manager who raised him, passed away after leaving these words, leaving him and Teacher Tony guarding the hospital bed.
The old store manager is a very strange person.
Although his hair is pale and his wrinkles are vertical and horizontal, his mental age is unexpectedly low.
In layman's terms, it means that it is very soulful, very middle-class, and very energetic.
Maybe a hundred years have passed in the blink of an eye, and my hot soul has not yet cooled down.
Especially after he learned that there was an anime called "Yu-Gi-Oh!" on Earth, he was so excited that he held Xiao Luobai and watched it over and over again all night long, and always said something...
say what...
I might be about to go to the underworld to duel with Wang Xiang...
What else...
While everyone is still new, he is determined to be the number one [Iron Beast] in the underworld...
The number one [iron beast] in the underworld...
...
"Meow~"
Teacher Tony realized Luo Bai's change in mood and jumped on his shoulder to pat him gently.
"Huh..." Luo Bai broke away and recalled, regaining consciousness, taking a breath, and the frames of his eyes were still slightly red.
"What is this person like?"
He glanced over his head and asked Teacher Tony.
"Meow..." (rookie)
Luo Bai nodded, agreeing with this statement.
If you can kneel three times in six minutes, you probably know what level you are at.
"Why do you automatically contract debt after losing three games in a row?" Luo Bai raised his head and asked the watch program.
Logically, you should owe something to have debt.
Qi Qiankong instantly tensed up, extremely concerned about the answer to this question.
Regarding this question, the watch program delayed for a rare moment, and finally replied in a self-doubtful tone:
[The previous store manager said]
[A real duel requires a burden]
[Those who lose in the dark duel must sacrifice their souls]
[The new clerk has not yet paid his soul and is in debt]
Luo Bai: "..."
This is indeed what the old store manager would say.
"You heard it too." Luo Bai looked at Qi Qiankong, one person and one cat were staring like demons, his voice was cold and low, "You owe us your soul."
"No -" Qi Qiankong screamed, covering his head and burying it on the table.
"My soul stinks!"
"Stay in the bathroom four hours a day!"
"Boy, you still owe money, huh?" (Meow!) Luo Bai and Cat threatened again.
"what--"
Qi Qiankong clutched his head tighter, his fingertips trembling slightly, as if trying to block all terrifying information from entering his brain.
He closed his eyes tightly, his brows furrowed into a deep wrinkle, and fine beads of sweat condensed on his forehead, shining with pain and panic on his skin.
"Now I'll give you a way to survive." After seeing that the deterrent was in place, Luo Bai smiled slyly and said coldly like a ghost, "Sign this."
Qi Qiankong was stunned for a moment, then slowly moved his hands away from his head.
A piece of A4 size paper appeared in front of me.
"The Self-cultivation of a Shopkeeper"
The content was not the selling contract he imagined, nor was it asking him to do some evil deeds.
In addition to filling in some basic information, there are also many encouraging words, and a positive energy is highlighted between the lines!
If you are a student, study hard!
If you are a social animal, work hard!
Earn money, do scientific research, and have a career!
trust yourself!
Develop well and be a person who contributes to society!
"How weird!!!" Qi Qiankong roared secretly.
I thought this evil god was scary before, but now it's weird.
[Horror] is the opponent's five-block, and every step we make has a timely reaction.
[Weird] It's the opponent's five-block attack. No matter how we move, there is no timely response.
Who would have thought that what an evil god asked him to sign was not to commit murder, arson, burning, killing and looting, but to study hard, work hard, and strive to become a person who contributes to society?
"Write quickly!" (Meow!)
Luo Bai and Cat threatened again.
"Yes!" Qi Qiankong trembled and straightened his body.
...
"[Xumiyuan] Fortress..."
"Xumi...sounds very wise..."
"Do you have a little grass god there..."
"Little Grass God? I've never heard of it, but we do have a [Wood Spirit] here..."
...
"Researcher at [Center]?"
"The research topic is [Ancient Dragon] and [Abyss]?"
"It's a high-end subject to join the establishment. Why is the monthly salary only 5,280?"
Luo Bai stared at him filling in the basic information, frowned slightly and scolded.
"Reflect on yourself!"
"Have you worked hard for so many years?"
"Whether wages have increased or not."
"Look for your own problems."
(Damn, he’s a poor guy again, so he’s just a little better than Miss Mei)
"I'm sorry!" Qi Qiankong shouted, "I will never fish again!"
(I will never enter this toilet again if I beat myself to death)
...
"Writing novels part-time?" Luo Bai raised his eyebrows in praise, but when he saw the next line, his face darkened again.
"Tell me why the royalties are zero."
Qi Qiankong looked embarrassed, turned his head, and smiled politely: "The book has been removed from the shelves...it has become a banned book, but!"
He suddenly said with dignity.
"I'm trying to appeal!"
"Banned books? Huh?" Luo Bai looked at him with a strange look, "I didn't expect that you, who has thick eyebrows and big eyes, and looks serious, would engage in banned books in private?"
"Borrow one to talk?"
"What's the name of the book?"
"Uh--" Qi Qiankong hesitated, frowned, and choked out a few words with great embarrassment, "The title of the book is..."
"I...I'm studying...learning to kill gods in the research center."
The moment he said the title of the book, his toes clenched onto the floor.
"Talent." Luo Bai praised, silently returned to the store manager's position, and put on the VR helmet.
KC has to keep playing.
"You can leave now that you've finished writing."
"No card wants to go to your place."
"Reflect on yourself and come and sit down often when you have time."
He said leisurely, none of the card boxes had any changes similar to [True Blood Lord].
"But, can we go?" Qi Qiankong's eyes were dull, as if he had not yet recovered from the surprise.
"Well, you can go." Luo Bai said indifferently, wearing a helmet, "If you want to play cards, you can also play with Teacher Tony."
"No, no, no..." Qi Qiankong quickly raised his hand to refuse.
He carried the floor and rushed out of the card store overnight.
The scene of being beaten three times in six minutes is still vivid in my mind.
"boom!"
Qi Qiankong almost blasted open the toilet door and returned to the familiar lab.
"Fuck...fuck..."
He hurriedly poured a glass of water, his face turned pale and he was in shock. The water glass vibrated violently, and the water droplets jumped up and down with his heartbeat.
"So fast today?" Carl Sisletti (Arub's reincarnation) looked at Qi Qiankong, his brows slightly furrowed, and his face looked a little confused.
Normally, it would take an hour or two for his bastard colleague to come out once he entered the toilet.
It’s only ten minutes today?
"what happened?"
Does he look frightened by something?
"No...it's okay." Qi Qiankong swallowed his throat and replied.
"Fuck..."
No matter how much he drank water, his lips were still pale and chapped.
"Okay." Karl nodded slightly and then said, "[The Order Council] has sent you an email reply. It should be your complaint."
"I can do the experiment myself."
"Book...you should find an opportunity to update it."
Carl Sisletti is a fan of Qi Qiankong.
"Answered the email?" Qi Qiankong's attention was diverted, his fear improved slightly, and he hurriedly returned to his work station and clicked on the keyboard.
"Fuck, still don't let me pass!"
"Introduction violation, violation**!"
"[Jiaolingyuan] I'm afraid it's not a serious illness."
...
"I Learn to Kill Gods at the Research Center"
Summary:
God does not exist.
Sayera is just a Tao program.
...
[Introduction is being modified...]
The evil god is real!
devil!
Cat!
And dark games!
So scary!
...
(I have something to do tomorrow, will update later)
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