Card: My wife is a bit dull, but she leads thousands of dragons

"Me?" Mickey pointed at himself with a silly look on his face, "I'm just a photographer."

"I don't believe you!" Luo Bai shouted.

"You are all very evil, are you up to some big conspiracy?"

This month has been a bit of a disaster.

It gave him some PTSD.

You can get such important information, or even get a glimpse of the truth about the world, at the cost of just taking an artistic photo.

It was going too smoothly.

Why does it feel wrong?

"Now--" Mickey smiled slightly, "it's your turn to fulfill your obligations."

Luo Bai's whole body went cold, and he took a vigilant stance: "I said, if it involves danger, I have the right to refuse and modify it."

The previous statement of "Transaction established" should have a very high authority.

I guess I have to take this artistic photo.

Fortunately, he was careful and could refuse to execute the order if there was any danger.

"Hmm..." Mickey pinched his chin in thought, "Actually, I haven't got any inspiration yet."

He raised his eyes to look at Luo Bai, his eyes full of expectation: "How about you help me think about it."

Luo Bai rolled his eyes at him: "Are you the photographer or am I the photographer?"

"If you have no inspiration, why don't you wear women's clothes..."

He regretted the words as soon as they came out of his mouth and suddenly stopped talking.

But it's too late.

Mickey heard those two words, his eyes were blank for a moment, and he kept muttering: "Women's clothing, men wearing women's clothing..."

A layer of ideological shackles was broken.

It's like opening up a new world.

Countless images and inspirations emerged.

"genius..."

He sighed and murmured softly, looking at Luo Bai with eyes full of admiration, as if he were a god.

"genius!"

"How could you have such a brilliant idea!"

"Great, great!"

"Art——"

Mickey grabbed his head and laughed wildly, extremely excited.

Luo Bai looked at this scene:...

Sudden.

Mickey didn't know what he was thinking about, his smile stopped abruptly, and he opened the supercomputing ring to check the supplies.

No women's clothing.

His legs went limp and he knelt decadently on the ground, making a loud explosion that echoed throughout the underworld.

"what--"

"Damn it!"

"I can't even find a single piece of women's clothing...Ahhh, damn it!"

He beat his chest and burst into tears, his look of regret was as if the deck was responding. Blank God drew [Snake-Eyes Ash Spirit], but accidentally clicked [Cancel] after summoning it.

Damn it indeed.

Luo Bai looked at this scene coldly and said inwardly: "Damn, divine gold."

But you still have to be polite on the surface.

"Just think about it slowly."

"Before the new moon you mentioned."

"A contract expires when it's out of date."

He said this indifferently to the depressed Mickey, then turned and left mercilessly.

Stay away from abstract people.

This kid is quite normal when he is quiet, and very abstract when he is abstract.

Luo Bai continued walking on the market street, looking around, and his inner vigilance was lowered a lot.

What Mickey described matched what happened to him and the driver.

The essence of these undead spirits is nothing more than a group of electromagnetic waves wrapped in Yina. Without a physical body, Yina will soon dissipate and eventually become various factors that are absorbed by the God Star Tree, becoming Yina and dispersing back to the world.

"The underworld is still thriving."

Luo Bai muttered to himself, as leisurely as if he was strolling on the street.

Even though, there are undead all around.

I really want to take some photos and post them on WeChat Moments.

"Family members..." A familiar voice came into my ears, "Can you see..."

"I am in the underworld..."

Luo Bai was startled and slowly turned his head towards the direction of the voice.

At the same time.

Chen Xinxin held the live broadcast stand in her hand, sneaked into her robe, and turned around.

In an instant, their eyes met.

Time stops at this moment.

"Teacher?!" Chen Xinxin couldn't help but scream, attracting the attention of those around her, and she quickly covered her mouth again.

Luo Bai looked at her live broadcast suit and said with emotion: "Genius."

He originally thought that taking photos in the underworld was enough to make him invincible.

I didn’t expect there to be experts.

Live broadcast from the underworld!

A true genius!

She understands popularity and traffic.

"What's the matter? Why are you in such a mess?" Luo Bai said as he glanced at Chen Xinxin.

She changed into linen similar to the clothes worn by the natives and disguised the live broadcast stand as a staff, making her look like a tribal wizard.

Blending in with it, you won't notice anything unusual.

"Shh——" Chen Xinxin quickly made a gesture to keep quiet.

Then, she pretended not to know Luo Bai, turned away and chanted: "Ama Aba...Mami Mami Hum..."

"To repay the fourfold kindness and relieve the sufferings of the three evil paths, if anyone sees or hears this, they will all develop bodhi mind, finish this life of retribution, and be reborn together in the Pure Land."

Then he turned his back to Luo Bai and showed a line of words on the smart phone in his palm.

"Don't be discovered as a living being!!!"

She used three exclamation marks and it was obvious that she was a little anxious.

"Don't want to be discovered as a living being?" Luo Bai frowned, recalling what happened with the coachman.

When the driver knew that he was a living being, his expression indeed became very abstract.

"It has been discovered."

He spread his hands and smiled helplessly.

When I woke up, my mind was in a mess. There was no time at all and I didn't know how to pretend.

When Chen Xinxin heard this, she took a breath of cold air and ran away quickening her pace.

Not a trace of nostalgia.

"Are you so scared?" Luo Bai was still puzzled and stood where he was.

Even if it is discovered to be a living being, the undead can do nothing to it.

If there was a way to attack, the driver would have done it by now.

At this time, a woman was running around the street chasing a naughty child.

"wakaka--"

The naughty boy holds a small windmill in his hand, laughing and making trouble everywhere. Compared with ordinary undead, he, like the coachman, is slightly more spiritual and retains a small amount of emotions and memories.

Running around aimlessly, he tripped over something and stumbled, falling towards Luo Bai.

wow——

The naughty kid passed by without any collision.

Fell heavily to the ground.

"Wow——"

The naughty child fell face down on the ground, letting out strange, muffled cries.

Luo Bai then realized that he seemed to have been hit.

There is no touch, no danger, and the guardian spirit will not jump out.

"Woo——"

The sharp whimpering attracted dozens of undead to stop and watch. Among them, several with high spirituality fixed their eyes on Luo Bai.

Luo Bai realized something was wrong and took a step back.

"Woo——"

The naughty child's crying became more and more shrill, with a strange sniffle.

“Woohahahaha—”

He turned around, his eyes wide open, with a maniacal smile on his face.

"Creatures!!!"

These two simple words echoed in the minds of countless undead.

"Is it coming?" Luo Bai was alert, "Special attack of the Undead?"

Chen Xinxin asked him to be careful not to reveal his identity as a living being.

The undead should have a special attack.

Otherwise there is no need to be afraid.

Each of the spirits had a greedy expression, but strangely they did not pounce on me like hungry dogs.

With a strange sense of cherishment.

Luo Bai felt for the first time what it felt like to be a popular person.

strange.

There was a crowd of people surrounding him, and the woman who was chasing the naughty child finally caught up with him and slowly picked him up.

In an instant, countless evil spirits were sucked into the storm.

A woman and a child transformed into a

[Dark Doll Nicolophia].

Luo Bai frowned and entered the highest level of alert.

If physical contact is not possible.

Special attacks are likely to be psychic attacks.

You must be extremely alert!

At this moment, eerie bones appeared on the arm of Nicolophia, who was holding the dead baby, and condensed into a familiar disc shape.

"duel--"

She opened her mouth slowly and let out a long, hoarse sound.

Luo Bai:...