Card: My wife is a bit dull, but she leads thousands of dragons

"A novice duel in a level four fortress?" Gan Yan tried hard to think.

It's a really good way to understand the times.

The dueling level of novices can indeed reflect some information of the times.

Out of curiosity, he clicked on the video, and the blue side attacked first.

first round.

"Can a newbie at Level 4 Fortress take out extraordinary cards, adjust monsters, and synchronize summons?"

second round.

"Accelerate synchronization?!"

"Epic card?!"

“Two more??”

Round three.

"Red halo..."

"Astram!"

"I%R@#"

Gan Yan's brain was shut down and his speech was incoherent.

Shortly after the summoning of [Knight of the Double Sky. Astram] was successful, the video ended abruptly, and the duel had no ending.

Gan Yan hurriedly scrolled down the video and saw some of the hottest comments at the top:

"It's just so-so. The newcomers to our fourth-level fortress are like this."

"The newcomers to our fourth-level fortress do still have a lot of room for improvement."

"It's funny, we are a newcomer to the fourth-level fortress, and the deck is not complete yet."

After the comments, many people with the fourth-level fortress mark also commented, saying that it was indeed average. Some people even said that their pet cats were equipped with epic cards. Every time they commented, they specially emphasized the sentence "our fourth-level fortress".

"I'll go..." Gan Yan was dumbfounded.

"Is this normal?"

He glanced at the video time.

"May 1048, 5..."

"Less than two hundred years have passed..."

"Epics are everywhere, but the roar of the earth is not as loud as that of a dog?"

Gan Yan turned to look at [Reincarnated Salamander Beast Sunlight Wolf] with a serious look: "We still have to practice for a while."

[Salamangi Reincarnated. Sunlight Wolf] nodded as if something was wrong.

Immediately, one person and one beast were alert to the surroundings and walked cautiously, fearing that an "ordinary" person would come out.

In the early morning of May 1048, 5 in the New Spiritual Calendar.

Similar things happen around the world.

Many of the commotion [Reincarnators]'s smiles froze after seeing this novice game.

They put away their arrogant passion for [Destruction of the World] and hid themselves in preparation for a few more years of obscene development.

The new generation is too scary, and it seems a little difficult to destroy it.

Ten billion people never expected that Biantana would usher in a precious and short-lived peace because of this duel.

...

March 5, 28 am.

After the heavy rain, the sun is just right.

Luo Bai slowly opened his eyes, rubbed them twice, yawned, and turned over like an octopus, with his limbs tightly pressed against the [Liuhua Jing. Snowdrop] pillow.

Six Flower Essence. Snowdrop (Pillow)

"Aba Aba..."

He smacked his lips and raised his hand to pull the curtains.

Keep sleeping, damn, I'll sleep until the end of the world.

No need to go to work, no need to go to class, no need to open a store.

If I don't sleep until lunch time, I'm sorry for this life.

Another three hours passed.

"what--"

Luo Bai opened his mouth and yawned. He was finally full from sleep and a little hungry.

Out of habit, I just press the power button on my computer after getting up.

Open the curtains, stretch, twist your neck, and relax your muscles.

【Ding】

[Table program started]

As soon as you turn on your computer, the installed watch program will start automatically.

Three pages pop up, as well as an AI dialog box in the lower left corner.

The personal panel page is fine.

On the store clerk and branch pages, Melonica, who is monitoring the situation, is reading questions and eating on the first floor.

Luo Bai glanced at the second page casually.

There is obviously a "99+" friend request in the upper right corner.

"Ok?"

"Why do so many people add friends?"

Luo Bai sat down in front of the computer with doubts, and kept scrolling down, and kept scrolling, and kept scrolling, and kept scrolling, and the number of applications was bottomless.

???

He couldn't help but frown.

Simply press [One-click Reject].

In less than ten seconds, the friend application prompt changed to "99+".

???

This time he was really confused.

"What are you doing?"

"I sleepwalked and saved the world last night?"

What’s even scarier is that the number of fans in the upper right corner was still 1 last time.

Now it has become….

"Damn it, it's so fierce." Luo Bai's head suddenly shut down.

When I woke up, I found that I had 65 million more fans.

Fortunately, Duel fans cannot chat privately or @ etc. Only friends can, and fans can only receive messages in one direction.

Otherwise, one person and one message can drown him.

"what's the situation..."

Luo Bai muttered and connected to the Internet.

Enter your duelist ID "Siren My Wife" in the search bar and click Search to see if something happened to your account.

There are tens of thousands of search results, most of which are a video posted in the early morning.

The duel before going to bed was made public, and it attracted fans, and they were not just ordinary fans...

There are second creations on the order of 100,000, and what’s even more terrifying is that there are still fanatical fans calling.

A viral parade video.

Hundreds of people wrote the words "Siren my wife" on fan cards, gathered in crowds and paraded the streets with the cards, preaching everywhere to show their loyalty.

"what--"

"Ahhh-"

Luo Bai clutched his head and pressed his toes out of the three rooms and two halls.

With an ID like "Siren my wife", it doesn't matter what you see for yourself, it doesn't matter if you show it to your opponents, and it doesn't matter if a few acquaintances in your small circle tease you about it.

But being read out openly and seriously...

Being paraded on the street with a placard...

It is chanted like a Bible...

Being shouted out and beaten by hundreds of people...

That feeling of shame will numb you from your head to your toes.

"what--"

"I will never recognize this ID!" Luo Bai swore secretly.

The people of Biantana do not find this ID strange.

On the contrary, I am very curious and admire this behavior of putting my lover's name into a nickname.

Millions of people are researching who this girl named 'Siren' is and forming a [True Love Group], hoping to learn about the whereabouts of 'My Wife, Siren'.

Many Internet celebrity girls simply said that their name was "Siren", hoping to gain a large number of traffic and followers. Unfortunately, they were quickly exposed by the "True Love Group" one by one.

[True Love Group] I am sure that 'Siren' is Kaling's name!

Only those who are so loyal to Kaling are worthy of holding epic cards!

"Severely crack down on all bad women who pretend to be sirens!"

[True Love Group] took this as their slogan and shouted passionately in the video.

In just a few hours, the video had tens of millions of views and hundreds of thousands of likes.

"what--"

"Stop shouting!"

Luo Bai's brain was numb, his face was ferocious, he was about to go crazy.

ID has also triggered a trend of imitation, with products such as "Snowdrop My Wife", "Zeami My Wife", "Melusin My Wife"...

In Bianata, it's romantic.

But for a pure-blooded Earthling like him, it might be too early.

Man is mortal.

But it can’t be social death!

"Hiss..." Luo Bai took a deep breath.

"calm down..."

He frantically gave himself psychological hints, fearing that he would lose control and run away.

"Go downstairs and have a meal first."

"Yes, that's it for now, let's get to work first."

Luo Bai tried his best to smile and dress up decently.

Go to the restaurant on the first floor.

Just when we reached the stairs, the sound of explosive discussion hit us.

"Wow, what a cool epic card!"

"Ah, if I had known I wouldn't sleep, I would have missed the live broadcast."

"'Siren my wife', such a handsome ID, follow her!"

“You don’t bow your head in the face of three giant dragons, that’s so cool!”

"Hey, do you think Siren is a real person or a Kaling?"

"It must be Kaling, women will only affect the speed of our card drawing!"

"But [Kaling Illustrated], there is no name like Siren..."

"What a romantic ID~ Hmm~ I don't know who the duelist is, he must be a melancholy handsome guy!" A nymphomaniac's voice was particularly loud.

Luo Bai couldn't help but blush, his eyes were wandering, he felt extremely uncomfortable, and his walking was stuck.