Card: My wife is a bit dull, but she leads thousands of dragons

"Pfft!"

The violent heartbeat sounded again.

Luo Bai's tiger body trembled, took a breath, and leaned back tactically.

He hurriedly picked up Teacher Tony.

His eyes turned sharply and he said, "Teacher Tony, what do you think?"

"Meow~"

"The store won't be haunted anymore..."

"Meow!"

One day ago, he was a native of Earth who believed in dialectical materialism.

It's still too early for him to talk about supernatural phenomena or anything like that.

If it were a magic card, he would be able to accept any weird thing, but this is a card box in the store...

I slept with it in my arms last night.

"Pfft!"

It felt like the card box was vibrating, destroying the peaceful atmosphere. Luo Bai stared at the card box that made the sound, and his heartbeat seemed to become more intense with the rhythm of his breathing, like a rapidly beating drum.

The chill spread, and there was a strange smell in the air. The big fat cat teacher Tony couldn't help but shudder. The usually quiet atmosphere of the card shop was broken by the sound of heartbeats, as if there were invisible hands, stroking his soul.

Luo Bai gradually approached the card box, his heartbeat became clearer and clearer, and his curiosity overcame his fear. He finally plucked up the courage and gently opened the card box. In an instant, ethereal black and a bright light burst out from it.

Suddenly, the bright light disappeared and everything became calm again.

A card suddenly slipped to the side of the card box, and wisps of black energy surrounded it.

[True Blood Lord. Vampire, 3000/2800]

Trueblood.Vampire

Super level 8, dark attribute undead, epic level.

8-star monster x2 or more

If a monster whose original owner is your opponent is used as the material for this card's Xyz Summon, those levels are treated as 8 stars. The 2 effects of this card name can only be used once per turn.

1: This card will not be the target of monsters specially summoned from outside the graveyard.

2: This card can only be activated by removing 1 super material. Send 4 cards from the top of both sides' decks to the graveyard. If this effect causes a monster to be sent to your or your opponent's graveyard, you can select the monster sent to the graveyard and Special Summon it on your field.

Magic Card Evolution: When [True Blood Lord. Vampire] is summoned successfully, all nearby Card Magicians will be forced to activate up to four Magic Cards each. If there are monster cards among them, each Card Magician will obtain one of the monster cards. Spiritual control.

[True Blood Lord. Vampire] will not be the target of the effects of card spirits specially summoned from outside the graveyard.

Epic-level [Deterrence Halo] (applicable to all epic-level card spirits): Epic-level card spirits will fully stimulate [spirituality], 99% materialized, and will not be affected by the effects of card spirits below extraordinary + level, and will not be released by them. Combat damage taken is reduced by %.

Once a card spirit/magic card is promoted to epic level, it is no longer just a card, it will become a [war weapon].

"Do you know this girl?" Luo Bai didn't know why, but he actually started talking to the cards in his hand.

Solitaire let out another deep breath.

Chill spread all over his body along his fingers, and the air was filled with black gas and skull smoke, as if the entire card store had turned into an eerie undead world.

"Hey!" Luo Bai thought for a while and shouted softly to Melonica, who was squatting on the ground and hugging him.

"What's your name?"

Melonica's delicate body trembled in response, and she slowly raised her head, her eyes still filled with tears, and her voice choked with sobs: "Melonika Mikasa Margulies."

Luo Bai: "..."

"Hello, Miss Mei."

"Are you interested in buying a box of cards? It seems that you have an old friend who fell in love with me..."

"Old friend?" Melonika was confused for a moment.

She looked at the card box in Luo Bai's hand uncontrollably, and muttered submissively: "I would like to buy it, but I don't have anything of equal value..."

"You can exchange it for a magic card." Luo Bai called out like a cunning villain.

Playing cards for magic cards, this time it's a huge profit.

Melonica's eyes widened in surprise. Before she could respond, the card shop sounded the cold mechanical sound of a watch program.

[Illegal operation by store manager detected]

[Card boxes are only for sale, cannot be redeemed, and cannot be given away]

[The sales price of each card box shall not be less than 1 carat negative square crystal]

After the sound warning was completed, a force of rules forced [True Blood Lord Vampire] back into the card box and sealed it again.

The self-protection system of the afterlife store program has been activated to prevent low-authority store managers from sending cards without thinking and destroying the self-ecology. These can be reset when the store manager has higher authority and becomes more experienced.

"Is there such a rule?" Luo Bai asked doubtfully.

"Then do you have 1 carat negative square crystal?"

Melonika pursed her lips and shook her head: "No..."

"Can I have gold dots?"

"It doesn't seem possible." Luo Bai sighed helplessly.

1 carat of negative square crystal can be exchanged for one million gold points with each fortress [five major forces] at any time, but one million gold points cannot be exchanged for 1 carat of negative square crystal. Gold points are a kind of virtual electronic currency and have no value in themselves. , cannot be used as hard currency.

Negative square crystal is something that will never depreciate in value. As long as [energy] is needed, this thing is useful. It can even be digested and converted into bioenergy. If you eat 1 carat, you can go without eating for more than ten years.

The current black market exchange price is around 1.2 million and continues to rise.

This thing is generally used by big forces. Ordinary individuals hold it just to rob it.

Just when one of them wanted to sell and the other wanted to buy, but was helplessly restricted by the rules of the past life shop, Luo Bai's clever mind flashed with a thought.

Thoughts started spinning.

The essence of the sales mechanism of the table program is to protect the card store.

So, as long as it doesn’t affect the card store’s profits?

He turned his eyes and entered a line of words in the AI ​​smart dialog box of the watch program:

"Can it be divided into installments?"

[Unable to parse the concept of staging]

[Please give the store manager a brief explanation]

Biantana actually doesn’t have the concept of [instalment] yet!

"For the card boxes sold, the clerk can choose to repay them in installments, but they will have to pay an additional [handling fee]."

"For example, the original price of a box is 1 carat, and it is divided into 10 installments. It should have repaid 0.1 in each installment, but an additional 10% handling fee needs to be paid. In fact, 0.11 carats need to be repaid in each installment."

"If the clerk fails to pay as agreed in the current period, he will need to pay an additional [late payment penalty] of 0.01 carat per day. If he chooses to end the installment early, he will need to pay a [liquidated penalty] of 0.1 carat."

"What do you think?"

Luo Bai typed in a snappy voice.

【Reasonable】

[The contract is being updated...]

“It’s a pity that we lack the means of using force to collect debts.”

There is no law here, and there is no guarantee that the clerk will run away immediately after getting the card box, or simply become a swindler.

[Contract update completed]

[The store manager can conduct real-time monitoring of the installment store clerk, or force him to be dragged into the afterlife store]

"Wow~"

This programmer has a character that is not willing to lose even a dime.

"Miss Mei." Luo Bai cast a friendly look at Melonica.

"Our store has recently launched a preferential card purchase policy, which is very suitable for your situation."

"Huh?" Melonica looked cute.

"I wonder if you have heard of it..." The fog covering Luo Bai's face became thicker, and his voice was as hoarse as a devil.

"Instalments."