Hogwarts: I inherited my legacy

But now Principal Black is relieved,

Even if he and that guy no longer have any blood relationship or family relationship,

But it doesn't change the fact that Raven has to call her biological granddaughter Cedrella grandma.

Whenever he thought of this, Phineas Black felt a little proud,

Of course, while he was proud, he was also very disappointed with his third son, Arcturus Black.

If this kid hadn't expelled Cedrella from the clan, then someone and him would have really formed a legal relationship.

em...maybe it doesn't constitute a real legal relationship, otherwise he would have to pray for his own body (soul) in the underworld.

Phoenix Phineas came in response to Raven's call,

"Cuckoo"

It fluttered its wings and flew happily, falling straight towards Raven's head. It was his beloved bird's nest. Because he had obtained the Gublai Fairy Fire, he had not been able to maintain his juvenile form for a long time.

It's a pity that Raven reacted faster than him, grabbed a pair of his paws, and held him upside down like a pheasant.

"Cuckoo! Cuckoo!"

Phineas didn't mind at all, but instead screamed happily as if he had encountered something fun.

.......

Seeing the interaction between one person and one bird, everyone was speechless for a while.

Most of them have received letters from Raven at one time or another, and Phineas also made a guest appearance as George Fred's messenger.

So many people in the magic world have seen this bird, and even if they haven’t seen it, they have heard of it.

After all, it is the third domesticated phoenix in existence.

(One is Dumbledore's Fawkes, and the other is the Phoenix, the mascot of the New Zealand Mottola Macaw Quidditch team - Sparkle)

But they didn't expect that this phoenix had this kind of personality in private?

If his tears were used to cure illnesses, wouldn't they really make people stupid?

Also, can this guy actually shed tears? It doesn’t look like it!

Dumbledore also didn't know what to say. He stepped forward hesitantly and said,

"How about... I'd better let Fox do it?"

That won't work! Fox didn't do it lightly or harshly. What if he really cured the person?

No!

"Come, Phineas, give the big guy a cry."

This time it was not only the portraits, but also Sirius who secretly glanced at his great-grandfather.

Raven gave an order, and Phineas's wings twitched...

I really didn’t cry...

Yes, why should you cry when you are in a good mood?

What to do if it’s just tears?

Raven scratched his head and thought for a moment.

"How about we tell you a joke?"

......

"Guhahahahahaha!"

With Phineas bursting into laughter, he finally managed to laugh out his tears.

It’s no wonder that everyone lined up to tell him jokes.

Snape took out the empty test tube bottle from his arms and accepted the hard-earned tears.

So many people were telling jokes just now, but this idiot didn't react at all. He was indeed a guy hanging out with Gryffindor, so he was very funny.

Finally, having no choice but to do so, Rufus Scrimgeour stepped forward and

I cast a soundproofing spell to isolate the sound before telling the story I had prepared. It was in the prefect's bathroom...

When he finally walked out, his whole face was black.

Only a silly bird would laugh and scream,

"Hey, Rufus, what joke did you tell me?"

Rufus' face darkened as he recalled the experience of self-destruction just now.

"Sorry, I can't tell."

Raven said "Oh" and didn't ask further. After all, it was the dark history of Rufus Scrimgeour.

After a while, he turned his head and laughed silently,

What a coincidence, Dumbledore was also secretly laughing.

What is tacit understanding?

The tacit understanding was when Raven guided Scrimgeour to recall the [joke] just now,

Dumbledore turned on [Legilimency] in advance and waited there.

Fortunately, Phineas, a fool like him, was still reliable when doing things. He strictly followed Raven's requirements and produced a batch of tears with reduced efficacy.

Dropping tears into Umbridge's mouth, there was a crackling sound,

The pustules on Umbridge's body all burst open, squeezing out all the pus inside.

For a moment, Umbridge was like a large toad, spraying its own venom.

But this is actually a good thing. As the pus was removed, the original grape-sized herpes on Umbridge gradually became smaller, and finally only hard pimples the size of peas were left on Umbridge's face and body. ,

"[Clean up][Tornado sweep]"

Dumbledore quickly took action and cleaned the entire principal's office, but he still couldn't help but feel nauseated.

After all, he still made his office dirty!

"Eh? Director Crouch, her face! What's wrong with her face?"

Raven pointed at Umbridge's face and exclaimed,

It turned out that the pea-sized hard pimple on Umbridge's face did not continue to disappear, but gradually turned from the original flesh-pink color to purple-black, and the texture did not look like meat, but more like some kind of carapace.

Barty Crouch Sr. (Voldemort): ...

Don’t you know what’s going on? By the way, isn't the reason why people behave like this because you have to have someone cast a Patronus Charm?

Why are you asking me "What happened to her?"

Unfortunately, everyone knows this truth, but no one thinks they can get the answer from Raven.

So they all looked at Old Barty Crouch (Voldemort) again,

There was no concern in his eyes, only endless curiosity. Finally, he said helplessly,

"Maybe it's the sequelae?"

"Sequelae!? What sequela!?"

Umbridge just woke up from the treatment. She had just fainted from the powerful impact of life force.

Barty Crouch Sr. (Voldemort) would not be polite to this woman. He had already wasted enough time on her.

He almost forgot the real reason why he summoned so many people to wait here.

So he just patted Umbridge on the shoulder, then clapped his hands and said to everyone,

"Ladies and gentlemen, we have been arguing for a long time, but we are just passing the blame to each other, but don't forget, we have a common enemy in the outside world,"

"There is no time. The enemy is growing. We need a plan to fight against the most unspeakable evil in the history of wizards."

"This time, we will completely destroy Voldemort!"

Barty Crouch Sr. (Voldemort) said this.