Curse Return: Do I have to be a spellcaster as a member of the Heilongjiang Ministry?

"Well, you little-eyed man with bangs."

It was a perfect spring day, full of life, if only the second-grade classroom hadn't been filled with suffocating emptiness.

"If you have any questions, you can just tell me." Atobe Keizawa dragged the stool under his buttocks and moved it back. He raised his hands very uncomfortably, maintaining a posture of surrender.

Being stared at by three pairs of indifferent eyes was so chilling that the blond conjurer had no choice but to use his best social skills in his life and smiled awkwardly in an attempt to open up the topic: "Isn't school started yet? Why are you back now?"

stare--

……

Keep an eye on——

"Hey, hey, you guys..."

Xia Youjie: "Hey, the world is getting worse."

Gojo Satoru: "Oh, people's hearts are not as old as they used to be."

Xia Youjie and Gojo Satoru: stare——

Atobe Keizawa: ...Okay, you guys are going to do this, right?

Atobe Keizawa: Since you are here to do this, then I can only——

"I really know I was wrong."

Atobe Keizawa tried his best to suppress the twitching corners of his mouth, and immediately chose to kneel down. His desire to survive was at its maximum at this moment: "Whatever you want to know, I will definitely not hide it!"

"Satoru, did you hear that? Some people actually know that they are hiding something. Aren't we the best father and son in the world?"

The boy with a round head was as cunning as a black-furred fox. He clutched his chest with a pained expression, his small eyes narrowed into a slit, and he acted out the non-existent sadness with great emotion.

The white cat froze, and in one second he smoothly understood the plot of harming his friend, and quickly threw himself into the arms of the boy with a round head. He was obviously a DK who was over 1.9 meters tall, but he acted more JK than JK.

He buried himself in Xia Youjie's arms and pretended to sob in a sticky tone: "Yes! Jie, do you feel it? In just one holiday, some people are no longer the same as they were before. We The ups and downs of the past..."

"No..." Atobe Keizawa painfully decided to advise Gojo Satoru to read less romance novels and the strange eight o'clock schedule this semester. They are obviously two old men, but the style of painting is almost outside the scope of shounen manga. Hello!

"I understand, I understand. This may be the price of growth!" Parents are not the whole world for our children, one day he will leave us and fly freely!"

“Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu up up upups!” Gojo Satoru wiped away his fake tears and did not even intend to take off his sunglasses: “The child has grown up, his wings have become hard, and there are still lonely and helpless old parents in his hometown in his heart. .”

Atobe Keizawa: ...Please.

"I was really wrong." Atobe Keizawa, who was forced into the drama, put two chairs together, knelt down on them, lowered his head and began to confess: "I shouldn't have failed to do so in advance. Tell you where to go..."

"Also, tell me about your half-dead heroic experience in the past few months." Ieiri Glass, who had been forced to undergo treatment for several months, lit up a cigarette and leaned against the window and looked at Tsuchitaza. Blonde classmate.

"...not even a few months."

Kairi Glass raised his eyebrows: "Huh?"

"I was wrong!" The blond boy immediately changed his words, his face filled with flattery to the nanny, which was both hypocritical and sincere: "I said it, I said it."

……

So, so, so, so, Atobe Kagezawa did not choose to hide it. He omitted trivial and useless information, including the undersea laboratory, and roughly talked about other experiences.

The spring breeze blew gently outside the window and the sun was shining brightly. Atobe Kagezawa made the final summary with "the above". After the words fell, there was a brief void in the classroom.

"So, you paid the Jujutsu Killer to help you train the Taijutsu for so long." After a moment of silence, Master Gojo was the first to conclude unhappily.

Xia Youjie continued indifferently: "I also helped him with many tasks for free."

"...No." Atobe Kagezawa was shocked and leaned back: "Is this the only thing in your eyes???"

Where is the laboratory! The special magic spirit! Where's the Kamo family? Where is the resentful girl! What's your focus? ! !

No matter how bad things are, you still care about the life I almost lost? ? ?

"What do you mean there are only 'this kind of things'!" Wujiao Maomao was very dissatisfied and showed it boldly: "You are going behind our backs!"

Narrowing his eyes, he followed the chorus: "Aze obviously trained with us before!"

Wu Hejie: ​​"But you have a new love now!"

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Atobe Keizawa: Huh?

The girl by the window suppressed her laughter, cleared her throat and started to fan the flames: "Let's break up, we can't force what we want..."

"Glass..." Atobe Kagezawa touched his face. Before he could escape from the equation of 'scum' Fushiguro Shijir equals 'new love', he suffered another full-force backstab from his only female classmate.

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"Hurry up and promise!" Gojo Satoru stood up from his friend's arms and said fiercely with his hands on his hips: "If you don't let us play next time, we will break off our friendship!"

"Yes! Break off the relationship! Break off the relationship for at least two minutes!" Xia Youjie also held his arms, and the two teenagers, who were a block taller than the average person, stood at an angle to surround his friend, trying to use his momentum to suppress the other party: "Aze It’s so uninteresting! You must write a letter of guarantee!”

Atobe Keizawa: Okay, okay, after the letter of apology comes the letter of guarantee, right? ? ?

After a lot of trouble, countless guarantees, and countless unequal treaties, the childish ghosts finally stopped playing. Everyone restored the tables and chairs to their original positions, and the four heads came together again.

"Spell killer, bound by heaven and curse." Gojo Satoru sat on the chair, his long legs curled up in grievance, and said thoughtfully: "I met him once when I was a child, and his sense of existence was too low. , I almost didn’t realize there was someone behind me.”

"You remember him because he almost caused you to overturn." DK, the meatball head, complained mercilessly.

"I didn't overturn the car! It was just almost! Almost - a little -"

"Okay, okay, I almost tipped over, I almost tipped over." Xia Youjie mumbled a "hmm, um, um," and turned to ask Jibu Jingze: "How do you feel? He is very strong?"

"Uh..." Atobe Kagezawa subconsciously covered his bones that had been reborn countless times. He felt terrible, phantom pain, and his eyes were dead. He paused and nodded firmly: "Honestly, he is very strong, as strong as a pervert. "

"And it's not that strong in the popular sense of the magic world." He put himself in the third perspective and said honestly: "I have fought against him so many times, but I can't find any way to break it."

"Either you rely on hard power to crush him directly, or you wait to be beaten." The young man who had been beaten countless times wiped away bitter tears.

……

"But Aze is the weakest among us." Wutiao Maomao spread his hands, and his bulging face full of collagen looked extremely innocent.

"Wu, shut up." Xia Youjie added fuel to the fire at the right time: "What do you think of Glass when you say such things?"

Atobe Keizawa: "?"

…So it doesn’t matter what I think, does it? What a small-eyed man with bangs!