All the villains can hear my voice

【There is nothing wrong with this! Even the stone lion at the door of my house is pure and white! 】

I quickly read through the document, not to mention that I didn't find any mistakes made by the Minister of Tobe, and I didn't even find out anything about his dark history. It can be said that the Minister of Tobe is really self-denial and respects etiquette!

impossible!

The emperor was a little unconvinced. In the past, he thought that his ministers were all talented and useful people. Even if they were not talented, they were at least gentlemen who abided by their duties. However, after the revelations in the Chuanwen, his filter of his ministers was shattered. In this whole place, how can any of these ministers be normal!

So he didn't believe it. The Minister of Tobe must have hidden secrets that Chuanwen hadn't uncovered. How could there be any normal among his ministers?

【Huh! wrong! 】

The emperor found something out of the message, and the emperor was a little disappointed. It was true, none of his ministers were normal! But why is it that I'm disappointed but also a little relieved at the same time? It seems that it is normal for his ministers to be abnormal!

The emperor who realized this wanted to cry to death!

Hearing Chuanwen's voice, the Minister of Tobe, who was already relieved, tensed up. He shouldn't have any dirty information!

Others are happy in their hearts, oh my god! A normal one almost slipped in among their group!

Almost all of them have dirty information, how could the Minister of Tobe not have it! hey-hey! Sure enough, there are, and now the emperor will treat them equally, otherwise he will not be able to favor the Minister of Tobe alone!

[The Minister of Household Affairs has been tricked. The pair of stone lions in front of his house are hollow and not at all what the merchant said they weighed! And even the most common stone is not the kind of special stone that will not crack in the wind or sun as the merchants say! 】

What else? What else?

The emperor and other officials who were still waiting for the next chapter were stunned, but the message contained no more thoughts about the Minister of Tobe, because there was really no gossip.

I originally thought that I would hear that one of the concubines of the Minister of Hube had an affair, or that one of the sons or daughters of the Minister of Hube had a private life, or that the Minister of Hube had some hidden illness himself!

But, it turned out to be none of them!

It’s just that the stone lion in front of his house is made of ordinary stone and hollow!

What kind of dirty stuff is this! It's not even powerful enough to use it to mock the Minister of Tobe!

A picture appeared in the mind of the Minister of Civil Affairs. The Minister of Tobe pointed at his nose and laughed at him because he was jealous of someone because he had a dancing girl in his family. Then he was caught by someone and spread rumors that he was not his father's biological child because of his dark skin. It was the result of an affair between the pig butcher at the city gate and his mother. And he could only point at the other person's nose and laugh at the stone lion at the door of the other person's house because it was hollow!

Woohoo! Thinking about it, I feel like I can’t laugh at the other person!

The Minister of Tobe belatedly thought that no wonder the stone lion in front of his house was blown down by a strong wind. It turned out that it was not that heavy at all and was hollow!

Emperor: Cough! Although he was tricked into buying a fake stone lion, the Minister of Tobe is considered a relatively normal among the abnormal ministers!

The emperor's filter for the Minister of Household Affairs is back again, dear! I will put you to good use!

[It is said that the merchant who cheated the Minister of Hubu was the son of the godfather of the concubine of the uncle of the Minister of Civil Affairs! That son also paid filial piety to the Minister of Civil Affairs! 】

Chuanwen couldn't find any gossip from the Minister of Household Affairs, so he turned his attention to the deceitful merchant.

The Minister of Civil Affairs and the Minister of Hube were riding in the same carriage. At this time, he was startled and looked at the Minister of Hube, and saw the expression of the Minister of Hube grinding his teeth.

The other people in the car retreated silently to clear the battlefield for the two of them.

【Hahaha! The son not only used a hollow lion to trap the Minister of the Ministry of Finance, but also used a hollow rockery to trap the Minister of the Ministry of Industry, used a hollow stone slab to trap the Minister of the Ministry of Justice, used a hollow stone beam to trap Xu Yunfei, and used...]

There is a long list behind, many officials were tricked by that son!

emperor:.

Are his ministers stupid? Why do they all go to the son of the Minister of Civil Affairs to buy them? Hey, no, not the son of the Minister of Civil Affairs, but the crooked godson of the Minister of Civil Affairs, huh? Not the godson of the Minister of Civil Affairs, but the son of his godfather? , forget it, love whoever you want!

[Cracks soon appeared in the hollow rockery, and the cracks became bigger and bigger. Later, a person could pass through them. The Minister of Works and his concubine played in it. Once, the Minister of Works' big ass got stuck. .]

The silence of the Minister of Industry was deafening. Thinking of that time when his butt was stuck and couldn't come out, which also alarmed many people, and was finally kicked out by his wife, he blushed and started bleeding!

The hatred value of the Minister of Civil Affairs +1!

The emperor frowned and sighed, "How come my ministers, who are gentlemen and uphold their duties, have become such miserable people!"

[The Minister of the Ministry of Justice wanted to build a small bridge over the pond at home, but he ended up using the hollow slate. After that, it took a long time to step on it. Once in the middle of the night, the Minister of the Ministry of Justice was so excited that he wanted to look at the moon in the pool, and then he stepped on the hollow slate. A hole was made and he was stuck on the bridge. Everyone went to bed in the middle of the night, and then the Minister of Justice watched the moon all night as he wished! 】

The rumor was so funny that [the Minister of the Ministry of Justice was rescued the next day and caught wind chill, and his little brother was almost destroyed because his crotch was stuck in his crotch all night, hahaha! 】

emperor:.

The way you look at Chuanwen is strange. Be careful, you are an unmarried woman!

Marquis Changxing and Chuanrui Xu Yan in the carriage behind were already covering their faces. What kind of thing did they raise?

Wei Xiang, who was driving with Wen Xue, looked at her. The Minister of Punishment was Wen Xue's uncle. Everyone knew about the Lei Wang Temple incident, so Wen Xue wanted to get into the ground at this time.

The hatred value of the Minister of Staff is +1 again!

【Hollow stone beam.】

Xu Wuyou, who was riding a horse outside, trembled. It was his turn!

[Xu Yunfei built a pavilion, but once when he invited Uncle Zhang in the pavilion, the stone beam collapsed. It was thanks to Xu Yunfei's skill that the two of them were not injured! However, Xu Yunfei thought the ground had moved, so he carried Uncle Zhang and ran two miles away, only to find that his wife and son were still at home! Ha ha ha ha! 】

Xu Yunfei accepted the looks of his men and tried to keep his expression normal.

However, Marquis Changxing had a doubt. Did this incident happen before or after General Xu read the Chuanwu painting? But it doesn’t seem to matter anymore. General Xu, it turns out you and Uncle Zhang, oh no! Prime Minister Zhang is the true love. It turns out that everything is traceable! No wonder General Xu loves to read Chuanwu's picture books about the domineering love of powerful ministers based on Prime Minister Zhang!

All the officials had shocked expressions, Oh my god! The cps of generals and powerful ministers who are rumored to be in disgrace cannot be true!

If Chuanwen looked up at this moment, he would be able to see the corner of the emperor's mouth twitching. The emperor wanted to kill someone, but a black-hearted merchant actually exposed so many scandalous things about his ministers!

Come on, come on! I am no longer afraid of the big golden sword that the emperor is sitting on. Is there anything more explosive? I can withstand it!