All the villains can hear my voice

After waiting for a while, the emperor, surrounded by a group of people, left the city and walked towards them.

The emperor was dressed in plain clothes, and the accompanying officials and guards were also dressed as businessmen. With the horses and vehicles, it looked like a caravan.

[Going on tour incognito? 】

When these words came to Chuan Wen's mind, the emperor pursed his lips and smiled, took a deep breath of the fresh air outside, and suddenly felt that his whole body was relaxed.

When he came to Chuanwen, although the emperor was concerned about his majesty as the emperor and did not show it much, his eyes clearly said "How are you? Are you surprised, surprised or happy to see me?"

Chuanwen was stunned, [So the surprise could not be referring to the emperor, right? 】

With this impossible look in his eyes, Chuanwen looked back at Changxing Hou, who turned his head away, cough! A little guilty!

The corners of Chuanwen's mouth twitched a little, and he looked back at the emperor who was walking towards them. He squeezed out a smile of "I'm so surprised", but inside he was shouting crazily, "My eight-pack abs cooks delicious food!" My bodyguard who is both good-looking and powerful! That car of mine is gold! woo woo woo woo! He turned into a bald middle-aged uncle! 】

The emperor's surprise made Chuanwen deeply realize the cruel gap between ideal and reality. Chuanwen didn't want to live anymore. At this time, she urgently needed to withdraw a surprise!

The emperor's steps towards delivering the document suddenly felt a little awkward,? ? ?

What cook? What bodyguard? What gold? What an uncle, he’s still bald, he can’t get over this hurdle, right?

The emperor's eyes fell on Marquis Changxing, wondering how Marquis Changxing had conveyed the message! He was talking about surprises. Did he mention chefs, bodyguards and gold?

Marquis Changxing's scalp was numb. He obviously didn't do anything, but it felt like he had done everything!

Marquis Changxing was about to cry but had no tears. It was not his fault at all that there was such a serious misalignment between the message and the emperor's message!

Marquis Changxing was already a little worried, and the emperor took another step on the road to being angry to death by Chuanwen.

After the two teams merged, they began to march to the next city.

Xiaoliang Kingdom is in the southwest of Dajin, so they also decided to take the route to the southwest. Xuancheng, which is more prosperous in the southwest outside the capital, is the tentative first stop, so a group of people headed towards Xuancheng. Go to the city.

The emperor hadn't seen Chuanwen for many days, and Chuanwen finally did something serious. The emperor was in a good mood, so he didn't care about what happened just now, and he enthusiastically asked Chuanwen to ride in the same carriage with him.

It would be an incomparable honor to be able to ride in the same carriage as the emperor!

Chuanyu and several other women were flattered by Chuanwen. Xu Yan and Chuanrui were also very pleased. Oh my, their daughters are different. There were so many people, so the emperor invited their daughters!

The communication was always done with a professional smile. When I got in the car, I had a smile on my face, but I was shouting in my heart:

【The king of heaven covers the tiger of earth! 】

This voice almost scared the emperor who reached out to pull her to his knees. Chuan Rui and other people who could hear Chuan Wen's heartfelt thoughts were also puzzled. Why did she suddenly shout such a slogan?

[The emperor is two hundred and five! 】

......

Emperor: Can I kick her out of the car?

Marquis Changxing's legs were already weak. He was supported by the trembling Chuan Rui and Xu Yan. The other officials were stunned for a moment and then quickly lowered their heads and got into the carriage they were going to ride in. They didn't hear anything! did not hear it!

[It’s not two hundred and five. Why don’t you just stay in the palace? Doesn’t the emperor know that traveling with the leaders is equivalent to working overtime? How can you play this...]

Chuan Wen took the emperor's hand and got into the car. He cursed in his heart before feeling better.

However, Chuanwen was in a good mood, but the emperor tried his best not to throw her out of the car. He had prepared a lot of words of condolences for her, but he couldn't say a word with a dark face.

After sitting in the carriage and the carriage rattling along, Chuan Wen realized that the emperor's face was so black that water could be squeezed out of his face, and he did not dare to breathe out.

[Weren’t you still smiling just now? Why are you so embarrassed now? Who messed with him? 】

The person who caused the trouble himself had no consciousness of delivering the message and was still wondering in his heart. He carefully looked at the emperor's face and lamented in his heart, "It's true that accompanying the emperor is like accompanying a tiger!" This is too moody, even Sichuan Opera can change its face so quickly! 】

Well, the emperor has already started grinding his teeth, so he simply closed his eyes and made a mental strategy for himself: Don't kill, the message is a treasure! Can't kill, I am a magnanimous and wise king! Can't kill, Da Jin needs this girl!

The officials in the next few carriages were already on pins and needles, especially the three Marquis of Changxing. Is there a possibility that the emperor would raid the Marquis of Changxing's mansion before he was angry to death...

Fortunately, the messenger didn't add any more nonsense. Instead, he saw the emperor closing his eyes to rest while he opened the curtains to enjoy the natural scenery outside.

She took a deep breath of the field air, [Wow! The air is so fresh! The sky is so wide! The world is so beautiful! 】

The officials in the vehicle behind heard the message and diverted their attention. They all breathed a sigh of relief, and at the same time burst into tears. Yes, the world is really beautiful, so you should stop trying to commit suicide!

The key is that she provoked the emperor, and the emperor was reluctant to touch her. If the emperor is reluctant to move the message, his anger may be directed at them. The emperor will show no mercy to them!

I had no idea about these rumors and had already begun to appreciate the scenery outside. While admiring it, I couldn't help but sigh in my heart:

【Wow~The jumping bird~】

[Wow ~ Green corn fields ~ ]

【Wow~The big thick tree~】

【Wow~handsome guy~】

Chuanwen was thinking in her heart. The emperor was opening his eyes a little to see how beautiful the scenery outside was. Unexpectedly, he heard Chuanwen talking about handsome guys. He followed her line of sight and saw that he was one of the many guards. One of them, he squinted and looked at it. It was indeed pretty.

The guard was a young guard captain, and he could hear Chuanwen's voice. He felt Chuanwen's eyes falling on him, and he couldn't help but straighten his back.

【Wow even! Little brother is so awesome! 】

Chuan Wen started to gossip about the guard. When he saw that he got first place every time he practiced with other guards, he couldn't help but feel red in his eyes and clapped his hands excitedly in his heart.

The corners of the guard's lips unconsciously rose, his back became straighter, and his riding posture was much more standard than usual. He felt like he was the most handsome guy on the street!

But the next second, Chuanwen almost laughed out loud, [Pfft——! Hahahahaha! 】

[Once, he was competing with someone in a wrestling match. He used too much force and his fart popped out, which distracted the other person. He successfully knocked the other person down with a kick hook and won the first place! 】

[There was another time when there was an archery competition. He and another player were the only ones left. When they were evenly matched, the horse jumped out from under his crotch and caused the opponent's horse to swerve in the wrong direction. Then he won again! Hahaha! 】

【And there's more...】

Chuanwen exposed one scandal after another, and the guard was sweating profusely. The other guards who could hear Chuanwen's voice who were envious of him just now were no longer envious, and suppressed laughter at the corners of their mouths.