After the fake daughter’s true feelings were leaked, she was completely ruined
Chapter 23: Too much air conditioning will make you sick, too much nonsense will kill you
"Boom, boom, boom."
There was a knock on the door. Because the beanbag was too comfortable, Ye Xunzhi, who was sleeping there, opened his eyes immediately.
She looked towards the door, and a man's voice came from outside the door:
"Is anyone there? There is a courier from Mr. Ye Lan here. Please sign for it."
Ye Xunzhi: "Just leave it at the door."
Courier: "But this express needs to be signed for on the spot. Please come and sign."
"Then you put the express delivery through the crack in the door. After signing, I will tear the express delivery slip to you."
You must know that only document express delivery requires a signature, and a common feature of this type of express delivery is that it is thin and light, and it is more than enough to be stuffed in.
The person on the other side was silent for a moment, "Sorry, please open the door and sign for it. It's not convenient."
Ye Xunzhi slowly narrowed his eyes.
[Why does this person criticize so much? 】
She didn't want to wake her second brother up. His spirit was already in jeopardy. If he didn't get enough sleep, what if he was so crazy that he went to the street to poop!
"It's not very convenient for me here. Why don't you come back an hour or two later."
The voice of the courier opposite finally lost its calmness and sounded a little crying:
"Please stop joking and hurry up. After I deliver this package, I have to go to the company to withdraw money. My family has to have an operation and urgently need money. I am so anxious that I don't want to live anymore."
The two of them went back and forth like they were doing Tai Chi, and finally Ye Xunzhi took the lead to let go.
"That's it, I'll be right away."
Ye Xunzhi stood up from the couch and took out a slender electric shock stick from his schoolbag and rushed out.
Then without any hesitation, he turned on the switch and pushed hard into the crack of the door.
"Fuck-"
"Buru, buru, buru..." Following a chirping sound, there was a "plop" and the person outside the door fell to the ground.
Director: Ahhhhh! ! !
Live broadcast room: [Holy shit! ! ! ]
Ye Xunzhi neatly put away the stick and said coolly: "I'm sick from too much air conditioning. Too much nonsense is killing me. I don't want to live anymore, so I'll give you a ride."
Outside the door: "..."
Mom, if you walk too much at night, you may encounter ghosts!
The courier was in a trance. He lay on the ground and raised a trembling finger:
"Are you a devil? If you don't even look at me, you stab me."
As soon as he finished speaking, he felt a chill between his brows, and an electric shock rod was pressed between his brows from under the door.
"Brum brum brum."
Scored twice.
Until there was no sound outside again, Ye Xunzhi finished the knife repair neatly, "Loving you is a language, but stabbing you requires no words."
Director: Ah ah ah ah, save people! !
Live broadcast room: [Ah ah ah ah, grandpa has lived for a long time and has met the living king of hell! ! ! ]
Ye Xunzhi didn't panic at all when he heard the sounds of war and chaos coming from outside. It was probably a gang crime.
Hehe also wanted to lie to her by pretending to be a courier.
Ye Xunzhi knew that in his previous lives, after Ye Lan's reputation was framed and his reputation was ruined, he had received numerous threats. Even the courier trick was ruined by those gangsters.
And Ye Lan has a habit of never filling in his real address. No matter how urgent it is, he always fills in his agent.
This also leads to——
The agent collects important documents, fans’ gifts, agents collect insults and abuses, threatens and intimidates the agent, and illegitimate meals sneak into the agent…
Ye Lan's agent can be called the chief drug tester in the eunuch world!
It can be seen from this that what is outside the door is definitely not a good thing, and it is time to go and deliver results to the police uncle.
Ye Lan died in sleep, not really dead, but the movement outside the door still caught his attention.
He walked over in a mess, his eyes blurred: "What happened?"
"Oh, this." Ye Xunzhi quickly turned around with the electric shock baton to explain.
Then Ye Lan felt a chill in his chest. A long pole just hit him, and a round metal ball pressed against his chest.
Immediately afterwards——
"Buru buru buru..."
"elder brother!"
Ye Lan narrowly missed being caught before falling to the ground. His whole body was numb and it took him several seconds to recover.
"You want to murder your own brother, stabbing me is not enough, you have to let me die in this way?"
"No, I just finished stabbing someone and didn't have time to turn off the switch." Ye Xunzhi smiled shyly.
[Second brother, I just helped you deal with a guy with evil intentions! 】
Someone with bad intentions?
Ye Lan stayed for a second, then opened the door as if feeling something. As soon as he stepped out, he heard a loud shout.
"Leave corpses at your feet!"
Ye Lan subconsciously stopped her feet, and then she found a "corpse" lying at the door, "Damn it! Whoever dies in front of my house, this is so unlucky!"
Program team: They are indeed two brothers and sisters.
Studio--
[Is this the point now? Shouldn't the point be that something is missing from the actor's hand? Yes, the wedding ring between us is missing. ]
[Ye Yingdi, who just got up, is so handsome! ! ! ! (Roar) (Become a monkey) (Dang the vine) (Chuang Fei passes by the monkey eating banana) (Pick a durian) (Smash the monkey king to death) (Dominate the monkey group) (Dominate the world)]
[Really, no one speaks up for the courier on the ground, although he is nothing serious and has walked away on his own. ]
That's right, if you stab someone, you'll stab someone. Ye Xunzhi's life plan doesn't include going to prison and using a sewing machine.
[By the way, who is the girl who spoke up just now? My idol doesn’t know how to hide her beauty in a golden house! ]
[Impossible absolutely impossible. By the way, isn't this a parent-child variety show? Actor Ye posted on his blog last night that he would bring his younger sister to participate. ]
[Courier: You two brothers and sisters, your sister just stabs me, but your brother wants to step on my body and dance! ]
After a period of hurried explanation, Ye Lan finally understood the current situation, and he looked at Director Mi with interest.
"Then our mission should be considered passed."
Director Mi wiped his sweat and said: "Passed, passed."
Everyone will be killed, not to mention protecting their own safety, the bad guys will be in danger.
Director Mi gave Ye Lan a look:
"The atmosphere has been heightened to this point. Let's ask Actor Ye to introduce to us the guests who will be brought to the show this time."
Ye Lan nodded and briefly introduced: "This time I am bringing my sister Ye Xunzhi."
[Ye Xunzhi has a nice name. Actor Ye’s sister is definitely not ugly. Let me come to Kangkang! ]
[There have always been rumors that Ye Lan comes from a wealthy family, so her sister is Miss Qianjin. ]
[Please let my brother be the only one who is beautiful. He must bring a drag bottle. ]
There are many fans of Ye Lan in the live broadcast room. Some fans love Wujiwu and bring their own filters, while some fans don’t want to accept the reality.
But without exception, they were all curious about how this rich lady would appear in front of everyone.
Finally all the doors were opened.
Ye Xunzhi had already put on his formal clothes, and Ye Lan took a casual look at them before taking a closer look.
This little girl took a nap, but she still had the same clothes as yesterday, didn’t she take them off at all?
Ye Xunzhi, on the other hand, relied on his own efforts to successfully isolate everyone and calmly sat at the dining table drinking water.
I saw her leaning on the chair with one hand, her left leg folded over her right leg, her eyes trying hard to open and close, and the dull hair on the top of her head from sleep swaying leisurely with the sleepy movements of her owner.
It seemed that in the next second, he could perform a scene for them and collapse to the ground.
Studio--
[Is this status serious? What kind of early-rising world is this? ]
[Sister, you really don’t have the baggage of being an idol. Next door, I noticed that the program crew rushed to the room and started putting on makeup. ]
[From the moment she stabbed someone, I knew the gears of the show’s fate were starting to turn. ]
[This little girl is 14 years old, right? Don’t her parents care about her? When the guests arrived, they didn’t even know how to serve tea or water to say hello, so they just watched. ]
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