Brother Ye looked at his fifth brother expressionlessly, and raised his fist as big as a sandbag, with an aura that said if you dare to laugh, you will die here today.

Ye Xiao pinched his thigh hard and thought about all the sad things in his life to prevent himself from laughing out loud.

You can't laugh, you have to hold it back.

Otherwise, the second brother will definitely take action.

Finally seeing his brother suppress his smile, Ye Lan said to Director Mi:

"You old man, I remember that I rejected you before and refused to participate in this parent-child variety show. Why did you come here again? I'll just give you the liquidated damages."

"I lack your liquidated damages!" Director Mi blew his beard angrily and glared:

"What I want is you. I originally agreed. Why did you refuse?"

The other party was his mentor, and it was neither easy nor easy for Ye Lan to speak too harshly, because the liar Bai Yueguang and Bai Shao also went to tell the truth.

It's not that he is still reluctant to give up. Even if there was a trace of reluctance before, it disappeared when the elder brother said that the woman helped his assistant steal documents.

For him, the other party is now his enemy. Not only will he show no mercy, but he will also suppress the other party severely.

It would be an opportunity to be on a variety show, but if it was a parent-child variety show and Ye Xunzhi would be involved... he didn't want his little sister to be affected.

Thinking of this, he decided to leave the choice to Ye Xunzhi. Anyway, based on his current understanding, this kid is definitely not willing to work if he is so lazy.

Ye Lan: "Because my sister still has to go to school and she is not willing to participate in variety shows, otherwise you ask her."

Ye Xunzhi was at a loss as to why it was her turn to take the blame. Facing Old Man Mi's piercing eyes, she thought for a moment:

"Can I ask what this variety show is called?"

Director Mi proudly introduced:

"How about I gave it a resounding name, "Burn the Family!"? As soon as you hear this name, you get a sense of atmosphere."

Five thunders struck his head, and Ye Xunzhi said with a stupefied face: "Yeah."

[This director has a bit of a reputation for art. I didn’t know it, but I thought this was a show that was only for people to part ways with each other. 】

[But this variety show seems strangely familiar. 】

The second brother and the fifth brother suddenly raised their heads and made a skillful listening gesture.

bring it on! We're ready!

[By the way, I remembered that the guests in this variety show are all quite weird. Most of them are serious on the surface, but in fact they have more fun than anyone else behind the scenes, and several of them were almost banned. 】

[Old man Mi still cried there later. After his program was released on major platforms, there would always be squirming mosaics from time to time. 】

[Of course you can delete them all, but in that case it will become - "Burn the Family Love: No Survivors"]

[If it weren’t for his strong background, the show would have been taken down long ago. After a hard year, he came back as a newcomer. 】

The two brothers couldn't help but feel a little sympathy when they looked at Director Mi.

Ye Lan even thought about whether he should persuade his teacher that he was not suitable for this career and that he should go back and make movies honestly.

Not only that, Ye Xunzhi also remembered the guests invited to this show, including Lin Ranran and her future lickers.

[It seems like it’s very troublesome, so I’d better not go. 】

Ye Lan nodded with satisfaction, feeling glad for the first time that his sister was a salted fish.

Lazy is good, lazy is wonderful, laziness is pure.

After being rejected by the little girl, Director Mi felt a little disappointed:

"It's true that you people in the Ye family don't make money even if you have money. You would rather pay millions in liquidated damages than get millions in film remuneration."

"A salary of one million?" Ye Xunzhi's voice changed, and his eyes completely turned into the shape of gold coins.

Director Mi suddenly noticed something. His waist no longer hurt, his legs no longer ached, and the whole world became brighter.

"That's right, a million-dollar salary, paid in one installment, and the handling fees are all paid for you."

Oops! Ye Lan realized that something was wrong.

This salted fish is not only very salty, but also loves money very purely!

Ye Xunzhi took out his mobile phone:

"This is my bank card number, WeChat ID and QQ email. Then my salary will be transferred directly to it."

Mr. Mi quickly scanned the QR code to add friends with the speed of his 20-year marriage:

"Okay, then I will send you the contract. The program will officially start recording the day after tomorrow, and the program team will visit you directly."

Ye Lan: "..."

Seeing this development, Ye Xiao gloated and patted his second brother on the shoulder.

Because he is the eldest child, he has been in the position of being dominated since he was a child. He has never seen his previous brothers suffer.

"How is my brother? Are you feeling depressed? It doesn't matter. When you go to grandpa and eldest brother to explain later, you will feel even more desperate."

Ye Lan slowly turned his head and showed a ferocious smile: "Before that, I will make you despair."

"what!!!"

Ye Xunzhi found a chair and sat down, crossing his legs and quietly admiring the battle in front of him, without any intention of stopping it.

【Fight! Fight! 】

The old housekeeper came here to deliver lotus root cakes this time. Because he was on the way, he came by car with Ye Lan.

He was wearing headphones in his ears, and inside was Mr. Ye's voice:

"I heard how noisy you guys are over there. Have you seen Xiao Xun and Lao Wu? How are they now?"

The old housekeeper looked at the fierce battle next to him and Ye Xunzhi who was calmly drinking water. After thinking about it for a while, he said:

"Master, the young lady is still elegant, and the two young masters are still alive."

Mr. Ye didn't feel there was anything wrong at all: "That's okay."

…………

That night, Ye Lan checked into the villa under Ye Xiao's surrendering eyes.

He didn't want to agree, but there was no way the second brother could seduce him with a super cool, specially customized foreign motorcycle that he had recently fallen in love with.

Don’t blame us for not being firm, it’s really because the enemy is too cunning!

And I don’t know what method the second brother used to successfully convince the eldest brother and the old man, so that Ye Xunzhi could successfully become a social animal during school.

However, the social animal himself has now begun to regret it.

[Damn it, I didn’t know that this crappy program actually required me to wake up at 6 o’clock. What’s the difference between this and going to school? 】

[I make money just to sleep. I eat and sleep before I eat. This is the life I should have. 】

"So how did you convince the eldest brother and the old man?"

Ye Xiao glanced at Ye Xunzhi, who was sitting on the sofa, playing games as much as he could to recuperate his body and mind, and turned to ask his second brother.

Ye Lan and Ye Xunzhi are playing games as a team. The two brothers are now sitting at the dining table, some distance away from the little guy. He didn't even raise his head when he heard this:

"Of course some extraordinary means were used. Don't you know? My little sister has the habit of writing a diary, so I showed the diary to the old man and eldest brother, and then they decided to let her move."

Ye Xiao wrote on his face why you are so "shameless".

"Have you mistaken this right of privacy? You actually peeked into other people's diaries."

"How can I not!" Ye Lan refused, "When she left two days ago, the diary was left open on the table in the living room, so I took a look at it."

As for the issue of exposing privacy, there is no need to worry. If others write diaries to record their lives, then Ye Xunzhi’s diary is——

[May 2022, 5, today’s things can be left to tomorrow. What if you die tomorrow? It will be ruined_(:1ゝ∠)_]

[May 2022, 5, I decided to go out and do some exercise today. Damn, the wind was so strong, it scratched my tender cheeks! I feel sorry for my weak and pitiful self. Don't talk about it, if a person doesn't cherish herself, then she will accomplish nothing and go home to show off. 〕

[May 2022, 5, Ye Xunzhi, Ye Xunzhi, look at how you can be so unmotivated now, go drink a glass of orange juice now and start working hard. 〕

[I came back after drinking the orange juice, Niang Xipi, Lin Ranran wore an ugly skirt today, which hurt my eyes. I need to relax and show off. 〕

[On May 2022, 5, everyone is trapped in love, but I am sleepier than a dog every day, and I am in a bad state. 〕

"..."

The diary has been returned to Ye Xunzhi.

Ye Xiao determinedly looked at the pictures taken by his second brother again and again, flipping through a dozen or so pictures, and fell into a golden silence.

Let him guess whether this diary is called "Ye Xunzhi's Literary Award for Literary Literacy" or "100 Reasons to Advise You to Literally Literally"

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