So, here comes the question, friends.

What has six legs in the morning, six legs at noon, and two legs at night?

Okay, let’s not make bad jokes. If you do too many hell jokes, you will be scolded by the audience...

In fact, they are Batman's parents! Hehehehe~~~

Ahem, okay, I’m not joking this time.

Just five minutes after Batman entered Crime Alley, GCPD police cars had already surrounded the area. A large number of police officers rushed in to take away the Gotham criminals who had been knocked down by Batman, and the heavily armed SWAT police , and also blocked nearby neighborhoods immediately.

As for our Lord Dark Knight... he has arrived at the performance arranged by Joker.

In front of him, two elderly-looking old men in black crisp suits and snow-white noble skirts were facing away from him, and their faces could not be seen clearly.

Batman felt a chill in his heart.

What a familiar scene...except that the young boy was missing.

Only Batman knows that the little boy named "Bruce Wayne" died in a crime alley with his parents many years ago, leaving behind a fighter who avenges crime.

"Ehehehehe..."

Shocking laughter came from the two old men in front of them.

"Ehehehehe!!!"

The two figures slowly turned around, and Bruce finally saw the faces of the two old men clearly. A violent rage instantly surged in his heart! That is!

His eyes were wide with a look of horror.

The corner of his mouth opened into an exaggerated grin.

Alfred and Martha! They were hit with fear laughing gas!

"Damn..."

Just as Batman was about to rush forward, a loud gunshot instantly interrupted Batman's movements.

"boom!!!"

The old lady Kent who played Martha Kane fell to the ground with blood gushing from her abdomen, and the pearl necklace around her neck spilled all over the floor.

Before Batman could take action, there was another gunshot. This time, it hit Mr. Alfred in the right chest! ! !

"boom!!!"

"Do not!!!"

Batman roared and rushed to the side of the two old men. His cloak covered their bodies. He took out a can of nano medical spray from the Bat pocket on his waist and sprayed it on the affected area. The gunshot wounds were not fatal, but the two All the elderly people are very old. If they don't get timely emergency treatment, they will die!

"Hee hee hee~ Merry Christmas! My dear baby bat!" A weird laugh came from behind Batman, and that laugh was extremely sharp! "This is the Christmas gift I specially prepared for you! Do you like it, little Bruce?"

"If you want to anger me... then you have succeeded, Joker." After two injections of antidote were injected into Alfred and Martha's bodies, Batman's voice was extremely cold. He stood up slowly and turned slightly. He looked at the figure behind him, "I promise, you will regret it!"

"Hehehehe~ Poor little Bruce, are you angry now? It seems that it is not difficult to make you angry..." Joker smiled crazily and walked towards Batman with the steps of disowning him. He was completely like A provocative look. "Let me guess, how are you going to make me regret it? Break every bone in my body? Or crush my head with a tire?"

"Do you think...I care?"

"..." Batman turned around silently. It seemed that his behavior at the entrance to Crime Alley had been observed by Joker. "I don't care whether you care or not, you will be punished."

"Ah ha ha ha~ Punishment? Little Bat, the punishment you are talking about is nothing more than putting me back in Arkham. Arkham was blown into ruins!" Joker shook his head and came to Batman, slowly approaching. Batman's visor, "You hate me...Bat, but there's nothing you can do about me."

"Your bottom line has been preventing you from killing me, and if you don't kill me, I will kill everyone around you who is related to you..."

At this distance, it's either a fight or a boo.

"Look, bat... it was your baby last time, and it's your butler this time. Do you think you saved them in time? No, no, no..." Joker licked his lips and patted Batman's gently. Chest, "It's me, I didn't kill them right away, because it would be meaningless, bat..."

"I torture them just to make you break your bottom line, but I don't want you to go crazy now, at least not because of my blood madness. After all, the guy named Blood Dragon described the future to me, vomit... …”

And Joker responded with a vicious headbutt from Batman!

"boom!!!"

"Ouch! You really don't have a long memory... Didn't I tell you not to hit me on the head first?" Joker fell to the ground on the spot, covered his head and sneered, "The next step of your fist will hurt me. It won’t hurt or itch anymore, bat…”

"boom!"

The black fist hit Joker hard on the bridge of the nose, but Joker just laughed wildly, laughing loudly: "Ah hahahahaha! Yes! That's it! Didn't you eat, Bad Man? Harder!" "

"This soft fist means nothing to me! Bat! Hehehehe~~~"

"You're just a damn criminal!" Batman grabbed Joker by the collar and hit Joker in the face with an old punch. "I will never hold back Joker this time...I I will break all the bones in your body! Then I will imprison you underground in the deepest part of Arkham! I will make you regret doing these things!"

"Hehehehe... don't talk like those normal people, bat... even if you want to be like them..." Joker coughed up blood. The bridge of his nose had been broken by Batman, and bright red blood kept pouring out. , making him feel a little dizzy, but he was still laughing wildly and uttering rubbish, "Bat, bat... you spent all night just to put me in a mental hospital? Am I crazy or are you crazy?"

"We are destined to be like this, playing endless games for the rest of our lives! Hehehehe~"

"Us?" Batman suddenly stopped and said coldly.

"Yes, we, you and me, Batman and Joker! The best rivals! Oh, it's a pity that I already have Harley, otherwise we might be very good soul mates..." Joker approached Batman and said He scrunched his neck and sneered, "There are more and more lunatics in this city, bats... Arkham will be full again soon, but I will definitely clear my ward to leave a place for you..."

"We will be very good roommates! Hehehehe~~~"

"There is no 'us', Joker." Batman sneered, "Batman and the Joker have nothing to do with each other. You are just a damn psycho. I don't need you, Joker. I don't need anyone to be my opponent. "

Joker stopped laughing. At this moment, he looked at Batman in front of him in astonishment, with a look of disbelief on his face.

"Like you said...Joker, my fists are meaningless to you..."

Batman raised his fist high, but Joker didn't react at all, just looking at the guy in front of him silently.

"You are to me..."

The fist was getting closer and closer, and Joker heard Batman's extremely "cruel" words with his own ears.

"It makes no sense either."

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