Ultimate Assassin: Start as the sixth floor in the Continental Hotel

"The layout of the Continental Hotel is different from other places: there is a large glass door on the street, and all kinds of drinks are prepared in the cabinet, and you can check in at any time. The person who accepted the request took a break from work in the afternoon and evening, and spent a gold coin each time , stay in a hotel for one night, - this was three or four years ago, and now it costs two coins per night, - stand by the front desk, politely say hello to the front desk; if you are willing to spend one more, you can buy it A private service, ranging from designated entrustment to helping to watch the dog. If you pay more than a dozen coins, you can buy a complete set of services, from dressing up to tableware matching. However, these customers are mostly of average skill and can only Taking on small tasks is usually not so luxurious. Only those in suits walked into the house next to the store, wearing bulletproof clothes and guns, and slowly selected their favorite props. "

"I'm afraid the author has read too much "Kong Yiji"."

The man curled his lips, threw away the pamphlet in his hand, and pushed open the large glass door in front of him.

"Hello sir, do you need to stay in a hotel or have a meal?"

The young lady at the front desk had a professional fake smile. He didn't care at all about the dirty dark red mud on Chen Yan's body. Oh, it could also be blood.

"Just call me Chen Yan. Stay in a hotel for one night and arrange some snacks for me. The tableware must be made in China." The man seemed to skillfully arrange two bronze knife coins.

"Okay, I wish you a pleasant stay. Continental Hotel welcomes you."

Still wearing a professional fake smile and bowing slightly forward. Then there was a red room card, silently pushed towards the man.

After taking the room card, he went upstairs without looking back. This man named Chen Yan just wanted to have a good sleep at this moment.

"Obviously I just want to be a useless wage earner..."

This was the last thought that came to Chen Yan's mind tonight.

………………

I came to this world in just one day.

Chen Yan was originally an ordinary social worker in the Yan Kingdom. After encountering a series of cheating incidents such as workplace infighting, unfair treatment, and company transformation, he resigned as expected.

I thought it would be easy to find a job, but within just one year, the recruitment market began to be crazy selective. A person can only earn one amount of money if he works for a team. The last person who was given money for one bowl of noodles after two bowls of rice noodles died miserably, but in reality, only wage earners are the biggest losers.

Sitting boredly in the toilet watching the direct recruitment by HR and worrying about his future, Chen Yan felt that he could no longer keep up with the pace of the world. I don’t know if other people have experienced the confusion after losing his job. Anyway, he is indeed quite confused now. .

Looking at the less than 4-digit deposit in his card, looking at all the extravagant entertainment in his circle of friends, and looking at his boring life, Chen Yan became angry. As the saying goes, the anger of an ordinary man will cause blood to splash five steps behind me. I forgot, but according to Chen Yan's character, things like five steps of blood splattering are still okay. If he died for the country, it would be okay. Choosing to commit suicide because of a deceptive workplace environment is purely a stupid act. No matter how you say it, you have been a soldier, and there will always be a way out. As long as you work hard and fight, life will definitely get better!

Chen Yan silently poured himself a wave of Sichuan Mountain A brand green chicken soup, then stood up and let his worries wash away with the toilet. Looking at the growing vortex, Chen Yan sighed and lamented the hardship of life.

Chen Yan let go of the hand pressing the button and was about to leave when he heard the sound of water getting louder and louder. Immediately, Chen Yan looked at the growing "splash" with a look of horror.

Friends, have you heard of waterspouts?

"I'll take you D..."

"boom!"

………………

It was cold, damp, and had an atmosphere like a mass grave. Chen Yan raised his head with difficulty and saw two figures, one black and one white, using chains to play with him. One had a hat with the words "Profit at first sight" written on it, and the other said "Peace in the world".

"I may have stayed up late and watched "Give Me Back" too much recently, and I'm hallucinating." Chen Yan looked at the two guys in front of him and murmured.

"Lao Fan, after this trip, why don't you go to Lao Niu's for a drink?" White Hat glanced at Chen Yan and turned to Black Hat.

"Forget it, I want to go to ShowYes and dance." Black Hat shook his head.

"Um..." Chen Yan quickly twisted his body, trying to attract the attention of these two guys.

"Stop that, Chen Yan, right? Your life is over, and we are here to lure your soul into the underworld." Black Hat coughed twice and said seriously.

"Don't worry. As long as you are not a treacherous person in this life, you can usually go to Sister Meng and ask for a bowl of soup, and you can enter the six realms of reincarnation." White Hat said cheerfully. "By the way, do you prefer fruity or chocolatey?"

"Um, my name is Chen Yan. Is there a possibility... you have found the wrong person?" Chen Yan was sweating profusely. What the netizens said was true. I go to bed at three and wake up at six. The King of Hell praised me for my good health. Why did you really hit a ghost? This outfit is clearly black and white and Wu Chang has not escaped!

"What???"

Bai Wuchang and Xie Bian's eyes widened, and then he took out his mobile phone and looked at the photo. On it was a tall man with an average appearance and a bit of a handsome look. He looked like a successful person at first glance, while Chen Yan looked like a thimble and looked like a loser. The biggest thing they had in common was Yes, maybe it's all done with a handle.

"Is this photo of you?" Hei Wuchang and Fan Wujiu asked seriously.

Chen Yan shook his head fiercely.

"It's him." Xie Bian nodded wildly. "At that time, he was still very thin."

"This is not him at all!" Fan Wujiu raised his hand and shuddered.

"I said he's not me! It's not me even if I'm riding on a horse!" Chen Yan wailed, what's going on! Black and white can catch the wrong person!

"Then what's going on?" Fan Wujiu asked Xie Bian, who saw Xie Bian lying on the ground covering his head and starting to pretend to be dead. Hei Wuchang didn't tolerate him either, and he almost kicked him out of the way with his ghost boots.

"At that time... let's just say... the smell of him going to the toilet... I just... didn't see it clearly..." Xie Bian hesitated and looked above his head.

"Are you using me to show off your performance?!" Chen Yan's eyes widened, "Send me back quickly! My life is still alive! I still have life! I have contributed to the country! I have made contributions to society! You can't do this to me!"

Fan Wujiu sighed and said: "We are just ghost operatives. We can lure you to the underworld, but we don't have the authority to return you to the underworld."

Xie Bian scratched his head in embarrassment, considered for a moment, and asked: "How about... we arrange for you to enter the six realms of reincarnation, and you become a rich second generation in your next life? I know you are in a hurry, but don't be anxious yet."

"..."

Chen Yan lowered his head and remained silent. Black and White didn't know how to comfort him, and fell into an awkward silence for a while.

"Actually, the earthly world isn't that good either~ We are here to help you escape from the sea of ​​misery~" Xie Bi'an stuck out his tongue and almost licked it to the floor.

"You are amazing...you are arrogant! You are justified in using me to improve your performance!" Chen Yan started to roll around on the spot. The black and white looked at each other, not knowing how to solve this problem.

"It's too late~It's too late~You laughed and cried~"

These days, everyone is listening to Phoenix Baron's version of "Under the Sea".

A noisy ringtone rang. Xie Bian glanced at the Aifeng 12 Pro Max Plus Utra in his hand, his expression instantly became serious, he stood up straighter, and pressed the call button.

"Xiao Xie~ I haven't gotten off work yet~ I asked you and Xiao Fan to seduce the soul, but you are still chirping. What is the sound over there? Isn't this a successful entrepreneur who has been seduce? Why do you sound like a resentful woman? Game." A lazy yet majestic voice sounded on the other end of the phone.

"What...Boss...I seem to have made the wrong hook...so so...so so..." Xie Bi'an was sweating profusely and began to explain the cause of the matter in a panic. Fan Wujiu looked at it coldly. Looking at him, muttering about "wage deductions" and "performance", his eyes were so sharp that he could eat ghosts.

"So! Young people, don't always think about eating, drinking and having fun! Look at what you've done..." On the other end of the phone, there was deep helplessness and full of hatred. "Xiao Xie! Please be more careful!"

"Boss, I'm a ghost, where did I get my heart from..."

"Shut up!"

"Um... why don't you ask for me, will I still have a chance to return the favor?" Chen Yan weakly raised his hand to ask.

"Xiao Chen, right? Oh, you see this is going on. Let's do this. Our underworld has recently launched a new event. Do you think you can participate in it? Huanyang. Judging from the time you came here, I guess you My body has become hard, so it’s probably impossible..." The voice on the other end of the phone was a little helpless.

"What kind of activity?" Chen Yan looked at Xie Bi'an confused,

""The Producer"! As long as you practice for two and a half years, you can sing, dance, and rap basketball..."

"Little Heizi, why don't you eat fried cakes!" Chen Yan yelled, as a loyal IKUN, how could this make him lychee.

"I'm not Xiao Heizi. My surname is Bao. People call me Bao Heizi... Forget it, then you can go to "Reincarnation in a Different World from Zero". That is a multi-national underworld cooperation project. You will go when the time comes. Just know it.”

"Beep...beep...beep..."

The phone was hung up, and the three of them stood there and looked at each other.

………………

"Is this the project site for "Reincarnation in Another World from Zero"?"

Chen Yan looked up and was a little surprised.

White tiles, white walls, a strange operating bed, and a figure wearing a white coat and a full body bag. It is unclear whether it is a ghost or a human being. At this moment, he is looking at Chen Yan, who is dressed in casual clothes.

"Is this the participant this time?" The man raised his eyes and looked at Xie Bian.

Xie Bian looked solemn, nodded, and skillfully pulled out an A4 paper from the side. There was a form on it. He looked at the resume and handed it to Chen Yan: "You fill in some random information and Mr. Li will handle the rest of the process for you."

Chen Yan took a closer look and saw that the top was a name memorial day, and the bottom was a bunch of things that looked like questionnaires. Fan Wujiu thoughtfully took out a thick and long brush from somewhere and handed it to Chen Yan. Chen Yan looked at his brush and fell into deep thought.

"I told you, Lao Fan, you're behind the times. Now you're using ballpoint pens!" Xie Bian rolled his eyes. Taking out an ordinary ballpoint pen from his back, Fan Wujiu thoughtfully stuffed the pen back.

"Is it possible... I'm typing on a keyboard now..." Chen Yan looked at the operations of these two guys with a blank look and complained, then sat on the ground and filled out the form.

"Hmm... serious game lovers... Hollywood action movie lovers... like a certain pink APP that starts with B to watch short videos... like a certain free novel APP to read novels... I understand."

Mr. Li, who was dressed as an attending physician, nodded and looked at Chen Yan kindly: "It turns out he is a fat nerd! o(￣▽￣)d"

"Thank you for being CUE." Chen Yan\u003d_\u003d said.

"Okay! Come on, lie down here, right." Mr. Li asked Chen Yan to lie down on the operating bed and fiddle with the instruments on it that looked like operating lights. "Be prepared, it may feel a little itchy, don't worry, it's a technical adjustment."

"So... I am going to reincarnate in some other world..." Chen Yan looked uneasy because Mr. Li had already started to put a restraint belt on him.

"Don't worry! I'm a professional! I make judgments based on your questionnaire! It must be the most suitable for your world!" Mr. Li extended his thumb, and Chen Yan vaguely saw the corners of his mouth hidden behind the mask. , that is a flamboyant smile.

"That's good..." Chen Yan breathed a sigh of relief.

"The death rate is a bit high, but it's normal! Don't worry! You won't die!"

"Ah? What..." Chen Yan panicked, raised his mouth and bit Mr. Li's long beard, refusing to let go.

"Go in peace!"

Mr. Li stepped on the Tiangang and pointed a sword at Chen Yan's Tianling Cap. A burst of intense white light lit up, and Chen Yan's screams gradually disappeared. On the operating table, half of the ghost could no longer be seen.

"Oh, young people don't respect martial arts, so my beard almost fell off." Mr. Li stretched, took off his doctor's suit, and walked slowly out the door.

"Old... Mr. Li, where did that little brother go?" Xie Bi'an stretched out his hand to bow and asked respectfully.

"Buddha said...it cannot be said..."

The voice gradually faded away, and Xie Bi'an's face twitched crazily at the same spot: "What kind of Buddhist verses do you, Taoist Heavenly Master, say?"

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Yanguo, Continental Hotel, Jiangsu and Zhejiang Branch.

Chen Yan, who was dressed in casual clothes, looked at the pedestrians coming and going with a confused look on his face, and he didn't react for a while. He touched his pocket and found it was hard. When he took it out, he saw ten sword coins made of bronze. Different from the Warring States period coins in the cultural relics museum, these knife coins are very new, but have delicate textures. They should be modern industrial products. In the pocket on the other side was a promotional brochure that read "Continental Hotel Guide".

"What the hell, Continental Hotel, I still have John Wick!" Chen Yan rolled his eyes, feeling that he must still be dreaming. His body was covered with dark red muddy water, glowing with a strange light. At this moment, Chen Yan only felt sore all over and just wanted to have a good sleep. After flipping through the pamphlet, he threw it away and entered the hall.

Then, the story at the beginning happened.

Feeling that this dream was really real, he found the private room and took a "dream bath" carefully. When he came out, the clothes in the laundry basket had been taken away. Chen Yan put on the pajamas that came with the hotel and fell on the big bed. , gradually, the consciousness began to blur.

"If this is a dream... it's better to wake up early..."

"Obviously I just want to be a useless wage earner..."