Scientist from the Land of Light: Ultraman Carlos

"That is to say, the heir I chose killed my wife?!" After Carlos danced and told Dega the story about Dagu and Carmilla, Dega suddenly felt that his brain was in trouble It was buzzing. At this moment, he felt that his hands were tired, his eyes were blurred, and his heart almost stopped beating.

Then, an even more terrifying murderous aura swept out: "Your name is Zhenjiao Dagu, right? Okay, I got it! I'll go make you some really fragrant bone soup right now!"

"Um... I know you're anxious, but don't worry." Lucifer expressed his understanding of Tiga's behavior, but he also said: "Although it is generally impossible to change history, we happen to be one of the few people who can do it. How about it? Consider it?"

"What a waste of time to think about it..." Diga gave Lucifer a helpless look: "Just like you said, this is an offer you can't refuse."

"Hehe! Then! Our new adventure is about to begin!!" Lucifer put his arms around Tiga's neck in a frivolous way, pointing to the distance with a full sense of middle school student, as if his journey is to the sea of ​​stars.

"No... to be precise, it's our adventure, not yours." Carlos smiled slightly and showed a malicious look.

"Ah?" Lucifer looked confused.

"Your Majesty, there is still a lot of work waiting for you. Can you finish the work and then run out to play?" Suddenly, a female voice came from behind him. The voice was as sweet as a lark and as clear as a spring, but it was It made Lucifer, the invincible king of darkness, tremble all over.

He turned his head stiffly, and saw Faust's gentle yet murderous smile.

Lucifer slowly turned his head back and was met with Carlos's gloating face.

Illusion! This must be an illusion! Yes! It’s fake! I don’t exist! I must have opened it the wrong way!

So he turned his head again, nothing changed. He looked back, nothing changed! Then, Carlos saw a rattle dancing wildly, even more high than if he was on drugs.

at last! Lucifer accepted the reality and looked at Carlos and Tiga with resentful and pitiful eyes: Help me! help me! help me

Carlos turned his head slowly: Sorry, Lao Deng, you are not unlucky, I am the one who is unlucky.

Tiga's upper body retreated, revealing a smile full of sarcasm.

LuciferΣ(?д?lll): “…………” Chao! !

A small hand slowly fell on Lucifer's shoulder, and said the most terrifying words in the softest tone: "Your official business has accumulated to the size of a room, be good, go back."

"Carlos! Tiga! I'm going to knock you horses, do you know that?! I'm going to knock you all horses!!"

Look at this quality.

After bidding farewell to Lucifer who left happily, Carlos also opened the time and space channel and prepared to go to Tiga's universe.

……

At the beginning of the 21st century, hatred and struggle are gradually decreasing, and nature is slowly restoring its beautiful appearance. All wishes on this blue planet - peace, seem to be gradually coming.

That’s right, this is Tiga’s opening line! Don’t doubt it, I’m just making up numbers, come and hit me! Hehehehe!!

Just like the original plot, as a fateful meteor fell to the earth, the two super ancient monsters also obeyed the evil Tsuburaya consciousness and woke up.

Zizizizizi! ! The green laser shot at the surface of the meteorite, and puffs of white smoke floated out. Under the continuous cutting of the laser, a strange cone-shaped mechanical device was exposed in front of everyone like a girl whose clothes were torn off by rape, showing her body in humiliation.

Um...a little weird.

"This is not a natural meteorite, but a manufactured one." Miss Kashiwamura Reiko obviously said nonsense.

Just as everyone was watching this strange instrument like a hairless gorilla in a bunny girl costume dancing to Paradise, the entire command room suddenly fell into darkness. Then the metal device emitted a blue light, and a white-haired Shamatte version of the non-mainstream intermediary captain appeared in front of everyone.

She opened and closed her mouth, as if she was saying something, but unfortunately... no one could hear anything.

"She seems to be saying something. Maybe we can use a voice translator to translate it." Ju La Ajing took out a voice translator, a well-digging tool in front of him, from his crotch and translated the voice in no time.

Should I say that he really deserves to be the first scientist in Heisei?

"Everyone, I am You Lian, the leader of the Earth Guard. The arrival of this time capsule on the earth means that the earth will undergo many great changes. The first sign is the resurrection of the monster Gorzan that shakes the earth and the monster Melba that tears the sky. ”

Hearing this, Dagu recalled the giant creature that appeared in the Mongolian grassland before: "Golzan? Isn't it the monster that appeared in the Mongolian grassland?"

"The only one who can protect the Earth from the disaster of mutation is the giant in the pyramid. He was the former protector of the Earth. He hid his fighting body in the huge pyramid. There is only one way to revive the giant, and that is #￥#￥￥%"

At this point, the voice became distorted and the people on the Victory Team couldn't hear what was being said.

Although everyone couldn't hear clearly, Da Gu heard it clearly. It was talking about boiling Da Gu into soup, not turning Da Gu into ashes. Nonsence! Dagu becomes light. Ahem, this joke is really hard to get past.

Please enjoy, Dagu made into soup

Just when Dagu was thinking about the words that made him into soup, everyone in the victory team also guessed the location of the pyramid based on the analysis of the team's ancient language. The almighty deputy captain Zongfang led Dagu like this. Gu, Lina, Zhu Jing and Xincheng set off in two Feiyan fighters.

In the universe, a door of time and space opened, and Carlos, Athena, Zero, Tiga and the Four Oo flew out of it.

Looking at the blue planet in front of him, Diga's face was full of sighs and memories: "Earth... It's been a long time since I've been back."

Although Tiga had a look of sighing on his face, he was still a little scared in his heart. At this moment, he had already imagined the scene where Camilla slapped him twice when they met, and then hung him up and whipped him.

Alas, what a sin!

Da Gu quickly found the pyramid according to the location, and successfully entered the interior to see what they had been looking for, that is... Gan! Wen! Cui! ... Oh no, it was the Tiga figurine and his two cannon fodder henchmen, Helao and Achilles figurines.

Actually, I feel like Zeta and Tregear

Soon, the four people of Zongfang also entered here. Looking at the magnificent huge statue in front of them, they were deeply shocked: "Da Gu, you are right."

However, Dagu had no time to pay attention to them, and fell into deep thought while touching Diga's jiojio. Why does Mao have three stone statues? ! Has Dagu turned into light? ! Do you want to cut me into three parts and throw them into the stone statues? ! Don't do it, people will die! real!

Although Dagu's idea was a bit ridiculous, but... it seemed to be reasonable, and he really wanted to throw him into the stone statue.

At this moment, the Victory Team's reconnaissance radar discovered that two monsters were heading towards the pyramid. The battle between humans and monsters finally officially began at this time.