Slytherin's salvation is nothingness
Chapter 107 Seasoning Joke Shop
In Malfoy Manor, the extremely pale Draco was dragged by Lucius, and the two of them walked quickly down the corridor that had just been repaired. Arriving outside the door of a room on the top floor, Lucius gave Draco a hard push as he kept retreating.
"I will figure it out on my own without her help!" Draco threw Lucius's hand away and slapped him hard on the face. Grasping Draco's shoulders with both hands, Lucius' voice was hoarse, suppressed to the extreme by anger, "I thought you had grown up, but now you are acting like a child!"
"Let me tell you, she is the only one who can save you now! Do you want to wait for me and your mother to collect your body? Don't take any chances, you can't do it alone."
Lucius pushed Draco to the door again. Under the sharp and terrifying eyes of the other party, Draco knocked lightly on the door. After only two knocks, he wanted to turn around and leave, "She's not here...I'll come find her later."
Draco was about to leave when he was interrupted by Lucius. He shouted towards the door: "Lord Cyrus, I'm sorry to disturb you."
"Come in." The door opened automatically and Lucius pushed Draco in and quickly closed the door. He leaned against the door to prevent Draco from escaping again, the heaviness on his face not diminishing at all. I hope that everything I have done before can make Cyrus feel a little more willing to help him.
Cyrus, who was sitting against the wall, put down the book in his hand, and the bandage on his chest could be vaguely seen from his unbuttoned collar. She moved her neck from side to side and looked at Draco who was restless at the door. She patted Angus beside her and said softly to him, "Sorry Angus, I have to go out. You stay here and wait for me."
"Are you going out? Do you have another mission? Then I won't cause you any trouble, Cyrus... Sir."
Cyrus stood up and came to Draco and knocked on his head, "Call me teacher."
His hand commanded his body to grow taller, transforming into a young man. Draco looked at the familiar young man in front of him, "I knew it was you, Sean."
Cyrus nodded and said leisurely: "I rarely appear in Hogwarts with this face. I didn't expect you to notice it. Although that identity is known to me, today's trip is only for people from the Ministry of Magic. Just hide it.”
She compared her height with Draco's in an inappropriate way, and it seemed that Draco had grown a lot taller. "After all, there are many people out there who want my head."
Draco frowned and looked at Sean's chest, "You are injured, what else are you going to do?"
Cyrus smiled slightly and put his hand on Draco's shoulder, "Let's go and have some fun with my patient."
In the blink of an eye, Draco looked towards the streets of Diagon Alley. There were far fewer pedestrians on the street than usual, with many people looking nervous and walking in a hurry. Some uniformed Aurors observed every passerby with serious faces. A large number of shops are empty and some have been closed.
The gentle young voice sounded softly, "Ms. Burns replaced Fudge and announced the resurrection of Voldemort to the whole people, and also vigorously mobilized Aurors to patrol London and Diagon Alley. However, there is no spare time to deal with cities that are too far away. The Battle of the Ministry of Magic Scrimgeour seemed very angry that night and arrested many suspicious people indiscriminately, and a large number of Death Eaters were immediately executed. Relax, Draco, we are here to go shopping."
Hearing what Cyrus said, Draco became even more nervous, what if an Auror took Cyrus away. Just as he was thinking this, an Auror walked towards them. He came over and took out his ID, looked the two of them up and down, and looked a little hostile when he recognized Draco. Now most of the pure bloods have taken refuge with Voldemort, "Young master of the Malfoy family? What are you doing in Diagon Alley at this time?"
He looked at the young man next to Draco again, "Who are you? Do you have identification?"
Although Draco was nervous inside, his face was as arrogant as ever, "He is a distinguished guest of the Malfoy family. An ordinary employee of the Ministry of Magic came to inquire about my affairs. He is overestimating his ability. Get out of here!"
When the Auror reached for his wand, he was held by a pair of hands. The young man's elegant and gentle voice made him fall into a trance, and he looked like he was about to be devoured by those deep blue eyes. A voice with an accent sounded, "It's the Auror prosecutor. I'm sorry that my friend has a bad temper. I just came from Germany and don't know much about the situation here. It's hard work patrolling the streets. We are just here for a walk." Let’s go.”
Looking at the handsome faces that kept approaching him, Auror blushed, "You..."
At this moment, a smile appeared on the young man's face. When he was about to get close to the Auror's cheek, he turned his head and whispered in his ear: "If you are too tired from work, can you allow me to share some of the pressure with you? How about having a drink in the evening? ?I'll wait for you at the Leaky Cauldron."
When the Auror came back to his senses, the two figures had disappeared. He silently looked at the hand that had been grasped by the young man, "You haven't told me what time it is..."
"It's really disgusting... Are you always like this? You're so shameless!" Draco glanced at Sean beside him, who shook his head indifferently, "Only occasionally, Lockhart actually removes the memory spell. There is still something to be learned outside. Let’s go, we’re almost there.”
The two of them turned a corner, and laughter rang out from the originally quiet and depressing street. A shop door was transformed into a boy holding a top hat in his hand and opening and closing his mouth. Bubbles were still floating at the door, and many little wizards were coming in and out.
"The Joke Shop? Isn't the one Weasley and you opened in Hodmeade? You opened another one?"
The surrounding shops were tightly closed, but this shop was the only one still open.
"We have stopped cooperating a long time ago. This is their own store. Even though they are laughing and joking all day long, they are still working very hard."
Pushing Draco, the two walked into the store, "Remember to call me Sean, don't reveal your identity."
As soon as the two entered the door, they saw a petite Hungarian tree peak spitting out flames in a popcorn machine at the door, roasting popcorn.
Draco recognized the dragon, and he turned to look at Sean, who had a slight smile on his lips and his eyes stopped on the dragon. "It's so missed."
"Hey, this is not the eldest son of the Malfoy family. What are you doing here? Otherwise, let's raise the prices of all goods immediately, George!"
"I'm already doing it, Fred, haha!"
The two of them looked down the stairs and tilted their heads, "Are you interrupting your date? I didn't expect Master Malfoy to have such good taste."
Sean raised his eyes and nodded to them, "Really, I think so too. Nice to meet you, just call me Sean."
Cyrus has never appeared in front of the two of them as Sean, so the two naturally don't recognize them. but……
George and Fred looked at Cyrus for a long time, and then smiled at the same time, "So you are the bastard who broke our beloved sister's heart, and your other half is him. Haha!"
Before he finished speaking, two stinking balls of dung with wings flew towards them.
The two of them were gloating about their misfortune, and the ball of stinky excrement flying rapidly in the air suddenly turned around and exploded in front of the two people who were frozen.
"Bah, bah! George, have you checked the quality of the products?"
"Ahem! Isn't that your job Fred!"
"That's not right. I used it a few days ago and there was no problem."
At this time, Sean and Draco had already walked up the stairs, "We are just here to hang out. Isn't it your purpose to make everyone smile in difficult situations?"
Then she picked up a box of beautifully packaged Bibi's multi-flavor beans, with the words "Friendship Box" underneath the name, and Sean was stunned for a moment. "Has the packaging changed?"
George and Fred stood on either side of Sean despite the strange smell, and Draco frowned and moved away from the three of them.
"This is an advanced version of Bibi's all-flavored beans."
"Perfect flavor, we took out all the bad flavors and of course doubled the price."
The two looked at each other, then took out a box of ordinary Bibi's multi-flavor beans and stuffed them into Sean's hand, as if they didn't want to sell the box in Sean's hand.
Sean dodged the two of them and shook the candy box in his hand, revealing a red candy. "Red, what does it smell like?"
"This is the last box we have here, and it is not for sale. But if you are willing to buy it for three times the price, we can consider it." George showed a wicked smile, and Fred gently tugged George, "You can try it yourself, Maybe it’s the pungent smell of blood, or maybe it’s strawberry and watermelon.”
Sean carefully opened the package and put a red candy into his mouth. Nodding in the eyes of the twins, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, "Didn't you say that the bad taste was taken away? It tastes so bad, it tastes so strange."
The two held their stomachs and laughed, "Of course it's your punishment, it's great, it tastes great."
Sean took back the candy box and looked at the store filled with laughter, "I want to try any new things."
"Hahaha, then you have to try our quick-acting truant candy, Fat Tongue Toffee..."
With that said, the two pulled Sean away.
When Draco squeezed through the crowd again and saw Sean, even he couldn't calm down and laughed loudly.
A swollen tongue lolled out of Sean's mouth, a canary-like sound came from his mouth, and nosebleeds flowed from his nose. His ears turned into elf ears and stretched out, making him dizzy and unsteady.
"Hahahahaha, what the hell are you doing? Teacher, you are so funny, haha!"
Draco's face was shocked and he accidentally called Mr. Cyrus. He looked stiffly at the twins who were looking at him, "Um, no, he..."
A candy was stuffed into the mouths of the two of them. Draco felt his tongue itchy, and then he also grew a fat and long tongue.
"Don't just look at it, try it too!" The two of them pointed at his funny look and laughed as if they didn't hear him. "The young master of the Malfoy family has such a long tongue, it's so funny, hahaha!"
"Hey, don't touch me!" Draco, who had a premonition that something was wrong, stepped back, his hand was firmly grasped, and a large handful of various candies was stuffed into his mouth.
Sean, who had returned to his original appearance, smiled at him with a wicked look on his face, "It's so fun to try it when you finally get a chance."
Amid a burst of laughter, Draco picked up the fireworks beside him and pointed them at the three of them, "Okay, come on!"
"No, those are firecrackers that chase people and explode. Run!" The twins picked up Sean and ran to the back room, taking out the stinky feces eggs and throwing them behind them.
Not long after, the four of them all emitted a strange smell. There were burnt marks on their clothes in several places, and their faces were all gray. The four of them looked back and forth at each other's faces and burst into laughter.
Sean took Draco, who was constantly arranging his clothes, to the counter with a basket full of goods in his hand. She put down a heavy small bag, "It was a pleasure getting along with you. It's time for us to go."
The twins looked at the gold galleons overflowing from the bag. George accepted the money and said, "Thank you for your patronage. We are very short of money now."
Looking at Sean's back, George turned to look at Fred, "Fred, are you okay?"
"I'm fine, George."
As they were about to walk out of the store, the two shouted loudly: "Help! The Death Eaters are coming!!!!"
The sound seemed to be amplified dozens of times, resounding throughout the street. Alarmed by the sound, the Aurors quickly followed the sound and came here.
Draco turned back and gritted his teeth to look at the twins who were waving at him, "Damn it! You guys!"
Pressing down Draco's raised wand, he felt dizzy, and in his peripheral vision, Sean raised his hand and waved it at the Joke Shop. The two figures disappeared quickly.
Harry and his group, who were about to reach the Joke Shop around the corner, heard the twins shouting and ran over immediately, only to see two blurry figures. Just as he was about to catch up, Hermione pulled him over, the pendant on her chest shining.
"It seems to be Malfoy! It must be the person he is following..." Harry had already taken out his wand.
Hermione shook her head, "Let's go see if George and the others are injured first, and leave the rest to the Aurors, Harry."
The dizziness disappeared, and Sean took Draco to Knockturn Alley.
"Those two guys recognized you! Let's go back to the manor!"
Sean put the big bag of things in his hand back into the ring, "No, you read it wrong."
She patted Draco and said, "Knockturn Alley is not guarded by Aurors yet, and most dark wizards don't dare to come forward even if they recognize your identity. Have you relaxed? You can go and look around by yourself. Don't you still have tasks to do later?" Finish."
His eyelashes trembled slightly, and he looked at Sean stiffly, "You know? What did father say?"
"You can roughly guess that the only one who can safely enter Hogwarts now is you."
"But he is still your father... I have been wanting to ask since before, did you really join them? Did you kill Pomfrey?"
Draco, who received no answer, lowered his head and walked into Knockturn Alley, "I don't need your help. Just go back and I will complete the task!"
Sean turned around without hesitation, "After shopping, come find me at the Broken Ax Bar." He waved his hand and was about to leave.
"There are Aurors over there in Diagon Alley, aren't you afraid... and do you really want to go on an appointment with that Auror?!"
"Yeah, yeah, there are so many Aurors, I'm so scared." Sean pretended to be scared lazily and unceremoniously, and continued walking forward, "But I have to get some information from the Ministry of Magic."
A candy was thrown and hit Sean on the back of the head, and Draco's awkward voice came, "If there is a murder in Diagon Alley, no store will be open anymore."
Sean turned around and raised his hands innocently, "I am just an ignorant foreign tourist and a considerate Master Malfoy."
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