The waistcoat jumps sideways, please Ke Xue stay away from me!

Midorikawa Matayo chose to constantly search for dark corners on the snowy streets, and by seeing the unusual metal content, he determined a small base of a certain force.

"Hey, little girl, don't come alone..." Hearing the commotion, the tall man leaning against the wall took a look and found that it was just a cute little girl. He relaxed and wanted to say something more, but just now Halfway through his words, the person in front of him threw a sharp knife and blocked the rest of his words.

The culprit tilted his head slightly to the left, showing a smile that he thought was very harmless.

"Hey, don't let your guard down when you see that the other person is just a child."

At this time, the people behind also heard the noise outside, and they all picked up their belongings and came out.

"Hey, don't be so nervous. I don't mean any harm, I just want to apply for a certificate." Midorikawa took a step back and opened his hands to show that he was not in danger.

However, the other party didn't listen. Instead, she said that the note was coming and the guy was copying her, and then he immediately wanted to come over and capture her.

"Well...if that's what you insist on."

Just before the tip of the knife was about to hit her, her expression changed and she said, "Asshole, don't play with metal in front of me."

All the metal products were deformed and softened in front of her. Of course, in order to avoid scaring the group of people, she still pretended to hold the sword with her hands and break it. Then he performed a trick of dodging bullets, and the firepower became more and more intense. In the end, he finally convinced others with his virtue.

Convince others with virtue: Defeat the opponent with anything that can be called virtue, such as a fist with an armor.

The man on the other side said: "Damn it... Brothers, I'm sorry for you. For more than ten years, you have fallen on a police officer..." He also opened one eye and quietly looked at the person in front of him.

"...Still a dwarf."

Midorikawa Matayo: The fist is hard, really.

Finally, I got the certificate safely. Needless to say, although these people are not very smart, they are very good at applying for certificates.

In the end, the leader with the deepest chuunibyou took out a laptop from an unknown place, and it turned out that he had modified it himself. In front of her, a series of actions such as "hacking into the public security bureau", "stealing accounts", and "successfully registering an ID card" were performed that would be awesome in the future.

Holding the ID card in his hand, Midorikawa Matayo felt mixed emotions. After looking at the chuunibyou for a long time, he finally couldn't help but ask: "No, you have such skills and you come out to join the underworld?"

"Hey, that's great. It's normal for young people to have a side job."

"..." Forget it, as long as they are happy.

I'm here to tell you personally that you have completed a series of ID cards and successfully settled your identity. I don’t know what happened to me, but I got a fake police sergeant...

So be it. She put her ID card back in her pocket and left under their gaze.

Those who had fallen to the ground rose up. It's not like she was pretending to be dead or anything like that, it's just that she looked like she was being beaten hard, but in fact it was nothing...

The chuunibyou, who had been watching the aunt leave with a smile, looked back, put on his glasses and transformed into a polite scum, and took out another device to send a message to someone.

[Today I met someone outside who asked me to apply for a certificate. He was very skilled. The one who beat me was... I won’t mention it. You look young, think about it? 】

[…] This means consent.

[And can you send me some more reliable subordinates? Even a kid could come in and give me a good beating. Can I get a salary increase after the person I hired is promoted? 】

[Observe first and then talk about it. Clean up the tail and raise the salary only a little. 】

The young man wearing glasses smiled after seeing the other party's reply. Although the salary increase must not be much as before, every penny more is worth every penny.

He took back his cell phone, ignored the other boys behind him, and dived into the darkness alone to find the next profitable target. The task was an easy one.

"Ugh"

"Originally I wanted to make some extra money, but I didn't make any money and I got beaten up... What kind of world is this?"

Finally even the footsteps and sighs disappeared.

However, Midorikawa Matayo, who believed in his own intuition, was completely unaware that he was being targeted.

【Change perspective】

Qingzhu Youyang chose to go to the Public Security Bureau, but got lost as soon as he went out. Finally, he found the police station with the help of an unknown kind person.

...but I just remembered that I am a road idiot.

After learning that the handsome young man in front of him was here to apply for an ID card, not to get a replacement but to apply for a lost one, the young police officer was shocked.

If he hadn't covered the other person's mouth quickly with his quick eyesight and hands, the whole universe might have known that he was a gangster.

The two apologized to each other frantically.

"Sorry to be rude but..."

"No, it's not my problem. I'm sorry, I'm sorry..."

Fortunately, I finally got the certificate.

It was the shock on the other person's face when he saw his fifteen or sixteen-year-old face asking for a 22-year-old ID card that made him want to escape from this colorful world.

After all, being underage is troublesome, so why not be 22?

Qingzhu Youyang: Help, help, if you ask, how should I explain it.

Fortunately, the other party just showed an expression of "Don't worry, buddy, I understand."

? ? ? So what do you understand?

When he got home, he found that Midorikawa Matayo had been waiting for him on the sofa. After discovering that Aozu Matayo came back, the two parties threw away their ID cards in a tacit understanding and caught them steadily.

Except for the difference in gender and name, everything else is the same. Including birthdays. Although Midorikawa Youyang has N ID cards, Qingzhu Youyang only has one ID card.

After the exchange went back, I looked into each other's eyes and said awkwardly:

Qingzhu Youyang: "Do you know how dangerous this is?"

Midorikawa Matayo: "Do you know how... huh?"

"If the times were like a later time, where would you go to find gangsters?" "If the times were like a later time, where would you go to get fooled so easily?"

Looking at each other, they turned their heads in tacit understanding.

"Hum"*2

The strange awkwardness increased.