Personality V: I will save everything
Chapter 36 Cat God
The manor owner was lying on the bed pretending to be dead, and the system was rolling on the ground in anger.
To be honest, the way the system rolled around on the floor in anger really looked like a Totoro taking a bath with bath sand.
But no matter how angry our system screamed, the manor owner always lay in bed and pretended to be dead.
Suddenly there was a knock on the door.
"come in."
It was Jack, coming over with a tray with a steaming drink on it.
"Sorry to bother you, Lord of the Manor. I just thought it was a bit cold outside today, so I prepared a cup of hot cocoa for you."
After saying that, Jack handed the hot cocoa to the manor owner.
I reached out and took it. It was indeed cold outside today.
Although I can't feel it, thank you anyway, Jack.
Blow, blow…
drink……
Well!
So hot!
It's so hot, so hot, I feel like my tongue is numb. Did Jack open the water and soak this cup of hot cocoa?
Hmm...my tongue...
It pisses me off, Jack, you bastard.
I gave Jack a hard look.
However, this scene looked like this in Jack’s eyes:
As soon as I entered the door, I saw a beautiful woman lying lazily on the bed. She took the hot cocoa from her hand, but she accidentally burned her tongue. She stuck her tongue out of her mouth in pain, and watched with tears in her eyes. glanced at himself.
And this beauty has just touched her "gift" before, maybe the two of us can...
Stop.
Jack felt that he couldn't think about it anymore. It had already snowed, but he felt hot now.
Just when Jack turned around to leave, the manor owner reached out and held him.
"Yes, it is indeed quite cold today, Jack, why don't you stay with me."
After saying that, the manor owner gave him a loving look and moved his body to the other side of the bed, obviously inviting Jack to come over.
Of course Jack didn't refuse, this was exactly what he wanted. He slowly took off his clothes, even a little impatient.
Then he spent the night with the beauty.
It's strange that the above sentence is completely his fantasy.
The real situation is:
The manor owner was angry because his tongue was burnt by the hot cocoa brought by Jack. He decided to "punish" this guy who was neither serious nor serious.
The owner of Yu's Manor used a trick. He knew that Jack liked him, so he deliberately gave him a suggestive look in order to trick Jack into going to bed, and then,
go to bed,
Yes, you heard it right, sleep. It's the kind of sleep that literally means closing your eyes, lying down, and sleeping.
The manor owner did nothing with Jack, and this was his punishment for Jack.
A "black heart" unique to the manor owner.
That night, the manor man slept well, but Jack was very unwell.
Just imagine, a beautiful and charming person who is also your sweetheart invites you to sleep on his bed, but it turns out that you just sleep normally. How would you feel?
Let us interview the person involved.
Jack? Why don't you speak?
Oh, it turns out he has been dead for a while.
We all stand and let us observe a minute of silence in honor of Jack.
Let us interview another person involved.
Hahaha, I feel so happy.
The night passed in such a peaceful manner (only on behalf of the owner of the manor).
When I opened my eyes early the next morning, Jack had already left. To be precise, he left at dawn.
Maybe he really doesn’t know how to face me.
To this I say, cool! ! !
"Host, don't you think you're going a little too far?" He said quietly after witnessing the entire system last night.
"You deserve it. Did you know that the cup of hot cocoa was burned for me? I feel like my tongue is still numb to this day."
The system opened its mouth, but said nothing more. Isn't it the host's fault that you got burned? Jack was kind enough to get you a cup of hot cocoa. Is this how you repay him?
However, the system wisely did not say these words, because he knew that if he said them, the host would definitely give him another big package.
However, when our system comes to its senses...
Um? What about the host?
The system walked around the manor, and later discovered that the host was in the garden.
As for why I left the system in the room and came out directly, I can only answer what is the use of this stupid system? Don't ask me why I keep saying that the system is stupid, because from the window in my room, he only needs to look down and he can see me in the garden without having to go around the manor again.
So, conclusion, stupid system.
Forget it, don't mention him again.
I turned my head and looked at Carl and Andrew who were playing with the gardener in the garden.
Well, there is a feeling that the years are peaceful.
however.
The next second, this peaceful feeling of years was broken.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!! Get out of the way!!! Get out of the way!!!!!!"
A burst of screaming quickly approached from a distance.
It's Luca. As for why he made such a sharp cry? It was because the machine in front of him was coming this way at a very fast speed. Luka tried to stop it, but his whole body was dragged around by the whole machine like a flag.
The amount of help,
sigh.
I now deeply feel that my manor is going to be demolished by Luca.
Thinking this, Luca's machine came towards me quickly.
Raise your hand!
Charge up a blow! !
Luca's machine was instantly slapped to the ground by me and turned into a discus. Luca finally stopped.
Of course, Luca himself also had a close contact with the ground.
However, Luka no longer cared about the pain in his body at this time, because he knew that he was going to suffer disaster in the next second.
"Luca, explain, what are you doing?" I asked Luca with a smile.
Luca knew that the owner of the manor was a sign before the storm.
My life is at an end! !
…………
……
...
I am drinking coffee in the study now. What if I asked Luca how the guy is doing? Oh, don't worry, I didn't do anything to him, I just punished him by writing a 30,000-word, hand-written, self-examination, book.
Humph, that guy is better off.
Just as I was thinking this, there was suddenly a knock on my study room.
It was Carl, holding something in his hand.
"Mom, look, I caught a big mouse." Carl held up the thing in his hand to ask me for credit. Only then did I see clearly that this was not a mouse, but a black cat.
"This is not a mouse, Carl"
"Then what is it?"
"It's a cat."
"Oh." Karl took the kitten into his arms and rubbed it.
I made an excuse, took the black cat from Karl, and asked Karl to go find Joseph and the others.
I put the black cat on the desk in the study and looked at each other.
"Hello." I said to the black cat in front of me.
"Hello, should I call you...Creator?" This sentence was not said by me, but by the black cat in front of me.
Sure enough, it was just as I guessed. This black cat was no ordinary cat. I recognized it the first time I saw it.
This is the cat god worshiped by apostles and hermits.
"I originally thought this world was ownerless, but I didn't expect that after tens of billions of years, this world actually has an owner." The black cat said while stretching lazily on my desk.
I know what this black cat is talking about, I have discussed it with the system before.
This world originally existed and was running. From a god's perspective, this place was like a land without people, and everyone could come and fight for it. This is why there were cat gods and dream witches in the original game background. The reason for existing at the same time as the Lord in Yellow.
Ah, why did the black cat come to me? The reason is simple, because the real owner of this territory, that is, me, is back.
Gods are not like humans. When faced with territory, humans are likely to play rogue, but gods are different. If something is not yours, then it does not belong to you, and there is no need to fight for it.
But after all, they came to a place with an owner and broke the owner's things. They should at least apologize to the owner, that is, me.
This is why the Cat God took the initiative to find me.
But unfortunately I can't let him go easily.
After all, they damaged a lot of things on my property, so some compensation is not too much.
"Yeah, it's a pity that you broke a lot of my things. If you want to just apologize and leave, it might not be that easy." I said while grabbing the back of the neck of the black cat in front of me.
"Then what do you want to do?" Black Cat said, feeling a little guilty. After all, he was indeed in the wrong.
"I need you to do something for me. After that, how about all the losses you caused me here are written off?"
"make a deal."
So I discussed it with Black Cat in the study room for an entire afternoon, and finally we two gods reached a deal.
During this period, I discovered a pattern of the gods, that is, their behavior is all about cause and effect. Just like now, they broke into the owner's territory and damaged the owner's things. This is the cause, and they want to help the owner recover the loss. Helping the master, this is the result he will bear.
Therefore, I had a lot of advantages during the negotiation process with Black Cat.
Eventually we made a deal, and while the black cat was helping me do things, he would pretend to be my pet.
After all, he was seen by many people in the manor before he came. If he suddenly disappeared like this, there would definitely be some problems. What's more, in order to facilitate his movement in this world, this is the best way.
Okay, now that I have determined where the black cat is going, I found the children with the black cat in my arms.
I told the children that from today on, this black cat is also a member of our family. The children are very happy, after all, children like cute things.
"By the way, Dad, what are you going to name this black cat?" Andrew asked me while stroking the black cat in his arms.
"Good question, Andrew. Actually, Dad has already decided to call this kitten Mimi." I said with a smile.
I clearly felt that when I said this, the expression of the black cat in Andri's arms froze for a moment.
But he can't speak now, because ordinary cats can't speak, but I can also feel that he has scolded me a thousand times in his heart.
Hahaha, the majestic cat god is called Mimi, and more importantly, he has no way to resist, hahahahaha.
In order to prevent the children from seeing the flaw, I endured it until I was in the study room. Then I finally couldn't hold it in any longer. I hammered the table in the study room and laughed.
Oh my gosh, it looks like things are getting more and more fun.
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