I am a good person from Genshin Impact, but the system wants to expose me

Leisure time in the afternoon.

The two of them returned with buckets full of goods. Of course, only Ayaka was full.

Bai Xun is overloaded and perverted.

Ayaka's bucket was full of fish, and she even caught two crabs.

There were only four or five pink items in his bucket, a large sum of money advertising a child, a drift bottle representing the White House Secretary, and a cup that couldn't hold water.

It's exactly as the talent describes. Every time you catch a fish, there is only a 5% chance of a fish taking the bait.

Ayaka watched him put the "trophies" into the bucket one by one with a complicated expression.

She had no idea that there was so much domestic garbage in Inazuma's sea. This must be explained to her brother. It is a livelihood issue worth noting.

In addition, she was even more curious about Bai Xun's first fishing trip. She clearly saw a gray head coming out of it.

I thought it was a big fish.

As a result, Bai Xun was so frightened that he jumped into the sea, swam to the position of the fishhook, grabbed the gray guy and pushed it into the water with all his strength.

It floated up once, and Bai Xun pressed it once, back and forth ten times, and finally pushed it back with a headbutt.

When Bai Xunyou returned to the shore, he breathed a sigh of relief and exclaimed: "I saved another world. I almost lost the protagonist next door."

"What did you catch?"

"Oh, the invasive alien species, garbage fish, especially likes to dig through garbage, so you can't eat it, it will ruin your stomach."

After Bai Xun explained, he fished one out of Linghua's bucket and regarded it as his own.

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The next few hours passed until nightfall.

Bai Xundu was just processing live fish with her, making fire to cook, and bragging with the talkative old woman.

The moon and stars are rare.

The two of them were walking back to Kamisato Yashiki. It would be no exaggeration to say that today was the happiest day for the old woman in the past ten years.

Linghua looked sideways at Bai Xun.

There is no way he looks like a foolish executive. He has no entourage, and he doesn't like to speak in a high tone.

He didn't even say a word to himself. He didn't mention anything about the affairs of the society and seemed not to care at all.

He even told himself a lot about his experiences in foreign countries.

For example: Mondstadt has an air defense siren. Whenever danger comes, as long as three pigeons on the bridge at the gate of the city are shot to death with one arrow, a loud siren will sound throughout the sky.

……

In Xumi, everyone is very down to earth, because there is a magical phenomenon there that makes daydreaming impossible! !

……

These are all very interesting and unheard of bits of knowledge that are rarely seen in books.

Let’s just say Bai Xun is a simple person.

Whether he casually sent out an activated God's Eye or he cured the old woman's hunchback a few hours ago,

All proved that the other party was not an ordinary person.

Linghua breathed a long sigh of relief and walked quietly on the stone road paved by moonlight. In short,

What she can be sure of now is that the other party is definitely not a serious person, so she must be more careful!

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the other side.

In jail.

It’s also a very unbelievable scene.

Villette stood there, looking at the bright moon outside the window, with a solemn expression. Only two lines of tears behind bars were enough to set off the atmosphere.

Pause for a few seconds,

He then spoke: "Against a woman's will...wait a minute, it all constitutes the crime of obscenity, remember? Remember, let's memorize the next one."

"Yeah, remember."

Bai Che squatted on the ground with a slumped face.

This water dragon insisted on forcing her to study law, saying that today's society is not only governed by gods, but also human society.

The era of demons dancing around and self-proclaimed kings has long been lost in the long river of history. You don’t need to know what it will be like in the future!

All you need to know is that if you want to live now and never return to the dark bottom of the sea, you must become half human.

Just carry it on your back, who made him so domineering?

It just so happens that she, Bai Che, is also a thousand-year-old demon. How can her memory be comparable to that of ordinary humans?

Completely photographic memory.

Among the more than 500 laws she has memorized so far, she even concluded that the descriptions of objects are all human beings!

She is a dragon, so she doesn’t have to obey! Who should I fuck when I go out? Who should I fuck?

Especially that Arataki Yidou, I have to beat him again.

Two people, bah, two dragons are teaching by words and deeds.

Suddenly a long figure walked in from the aisle.

Only the sound of falling to the ground was heard.

It must have been that the guarding soldier was knocked down by someone.

Erlong stood up and climbed onto the iron railing, with two serious and funny faces stuck in the middle, his eyes turning around...

Not even close! It's almost there! Did you see it?

No, no, I have been squatting under the sea for a long time. I am short-sighted and can't even see!

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at last.

The skirmisher moved his joints and walked up to him. First of all, he was a lot shorter than Erlong, which was a bit embarrassing.

There is murderous intent.

Villette looked at it and made sure that the other party was not here to rob the prison.

"You two, this is our first time meeting you! I'm sorry to interrupt your fun."

The skirmisher raised the brim of his hat slightly, and his sharp eyes fell on Erlong, without concealing his murderous intention.

"I am also entrusted by others. The only strange thing is that you are thinking about the beloved of my "friend". This love that is destined to be fruitless should end. "

"..."

Alas, I really can’t understand the folk customs of Rice Wife.

Villette sighed, somewhat confused and untidy.

"So, what do you want to do?" He took a step forward, his eyes bright.

"Hmph, I just want to beat you to death, or be beaten to death by you, hahaha!"

Ding.

The cold light suddenly appeared, and the skirmishers had already taken action, then?

Then there is no more.

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Under Navilette's constant persuasion, Bai Che finally kept the power device for the skirmisher so that he could leave on his own.

It is indeed a mechanical ascension!

An attack that would have been fatal to an ordinary person, but the one who fell on his skirmisher was only a mere superficial wound.

As he went, he reinstalled most of the organs.

"Bai Xun!!! Bai Xun!!! You have to die! You and a dragon are robbing a woman, how dare you?"

He gritted his teeth and walked on the streets. This action was his own, so he didn't bring any helpers.

He could only stagger along alone, and finally sat down in front of a store.

Taking a deep breath, he looked up at "Ninety-Nine Things"

The boss was an ordinary woman. She bent down and asked, "What do you need to buy? We have everything. As long as you name it and can afford it, we will sell it."

Is there such a store?

The skirmisher climbed up with all his strength, thought for a moment and said, "Here's a screw, something like this."

He straightened his back as he spoke!

The shop owner just looked at it and said, well, the small size is indeed rare.

Then she got into the house and quickly brought the same model, which fit perfectly.

The price is not expensive, only 3,000 molars.

The skirmisher took out Mora and patted it on the table. His eyes suddenly caught a glimpse of a photo on the shelf. The chess piece in it, glowing with purple thunder, wasn't the Heart of Thunder God?

He stood on tiptoe and pointed!

When the shop owner saw it, he smiled slightly. It was so cute, just like seeing a child on the street who wanted a toy.

She took down the photo: "You want this?"

"I want that thing inside!"

"This one inside?"

The shop owner suddenly had a problem. Ninety-nine things means that out of one hundred things, we can find at least ninety-nine.

It is also to prevent customers with too sophisticated tastes from really not being able to find the corresponding items, so I deliberately left a step up to the store.

And this photo has been in the store for a long time. The things in it are indeed the only things in the world that are not available in the store!

"Sorry, we really don't have the stuff here."

"No?"

The skirmisher lowered his head and fell into deep thought.

This is a photo. As we all know, photos of Teyvat cannot be edited, so! ! ! Someone must have really photographed the Heart of God up close.

Who is this guy? It couldn't be his mommy anyway, that woman probably didn't even know what a camcorder was.

"Whose photo is this?"

“It belonged to our previous owner!”

"Name, I want a name!"

The skirmishers were so anxious that they decided immediately.

The shop owner had an ugly expression, and his name was: "Your uncle!"

"???"

How to curse?

"Sorry, the old shop owner's rule is that anyone who asks his name is your uncle!"

"..."

What a bitch!

No, the taste is too pure, it’s Bai Xun! No, it should be, "Is your name Sanye?"

The shopkeeper nodded: "Your uncle!"

"..."

The skirmisher clenched his fists, just as his cell phone rang, the second act of "The Resistance to Leave a Name Through the Ages" was about to play.

Okay, okay, just right! I'd like to see where you go.

The skirmisher quickly ordered another table and a recliner, and by the way, ordered the owner to come for a massage. He lay down comfortably and started staring at his phone.